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Take 58: Plan of attack
Category for this take: Humor / Romance
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Look at them, Teal'c. They are just sitting there...fishing."
"Is that not why they came to this cabin?"
"No. Yes. But no. Sam isn't getting married to Pete. Kerry and Jack are not together. Their respective relationships broke up because how the two of them feel about each other. It's time that they figure out a way around the Air Force regulations and finally get together."
"Indeed."
"Yet they are just sitting there, avoiding the issue. Do you have any ideas? What would a Jaffa tribe do when confronted with a couple they did not do what they clearly both want."
"Wait here."
"Teal'c, what are you doing?"
"Whaaa!?" "Ahhh!"
"Teal'c, you just pushed them in the lake!"
"Indeed."
"Why? That water is freezing!"
"Then they both will be compelled to return indoors and warm up in the shower."
"Jack said the hot water supply is limited."
"They will be compelled to share. Then they can warm up by the fire."
"That might work. However, Teal'c, if I ever have a similar problem with some alien woman I encounter through the stargate, please stay out of it."