A/N: First of the five fishing-themed chapters.
Happy birthday to angelthree117, who said in a review that today is her birthday. According to the "birthday paradox" (look it up on wikipedia: en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Birthday_paradox), if 23 people read this story, there is an over 50% chance two of them have the same birthday. That birthday might not be today. However if 253 people read this chapter (other than angelthree117), there is an over 50% chance at least one of them also has today as their birthday. If so, happy birthday to that person or persons, too.
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Take 68: Just like Maybourne
Category for this take: Humor
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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KABOOOOOOOOM!
"What the hell was that!"
"I apologize for having startled you, O'Neill. I just thought explosives would be a more efficient way of catching fish."
"Fercryinoutload, Teal'c! You're as bad as Maybourne. Well, Carter, I can now confirm I no longer have any fish living in my pond."
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A/N: No, I did not mean multiple wives, and everyone who thought so should be ashamed of him or herself.