A/N Again, screw you, homework! Hahaha, I didn't mean it...I just found someone else. It's not you, its me. Its over, hw.

In a whispered flurry, Millie explained her current situation.

"Ooh! He must've poisoned you, too!" Harry decided.

Millie pointed to her nose. But then her face softened.

"I can't believe he would do something like that me." She droned.

"He is the Emporer of Evil." Harry stated incredulously.

"Huh. I was sure that wouldn't catch on. Anyway, he kind of reminds me of my dad."

"...What?" Harry's eyebrows shot to the sky.

"Nothing, just trying to make the moment seem deep."

"Okay...did you know Voldemort never knew his father?"

"Oh really?"

"Yeah, Dumbledore told me."

"Cool." Millie frowned. "Now I feel sorry for him."

"Don't. He just killed people for carolling."

"They were rudely demanding figgy pudding!"

Harry sighed.

"Who are you talking to, Millie?" Voldemort asked, emerging from his part of the cage, munching on gruel.

"You know, Elephant." Millie kicked Harry, who did his best imitation of an elephant roar. She leaned down. "Okay, enough of that. Now remember, your cue is 'bye.'"

Harry nodded curtly.

"Voldie? I got a question."

"Yes?"

"Why'd you poison me?" Millie asked.

"When? I don't poison. It's not as fun..."

"Wait, if you didn't...who did?"

Voldemort shrugged.

"Hey, Voldemort, can I get outta my cage now?" Millie asked hopefully.

Voldemort heaved a loud sigh. "Ok, it is Christmas. Alohamora."

Millie squealed with glee. She walked up him, and grabbed his wand from him.

"Hey, what are you doing?" He asked, suspicious.

She gently laid it on a table. Then she went back to him, and wrapped him in a full hug.

Voldemort was taken aback at first, then he softened up and hugged her back.

Harry almost gasped audibly.

She released him and looked up.

"Bye."

At that, Harry rolled out the snowglobe, careful not touch it directly.

"Bye? Wait - what?" Harry jumped out from under the blanket. "YOU!" Voldemort roared.

He reached for his wand, only to be further outraged when he spotted it on a table accross the room. Millie waved as she grabbed Harry and the snowglobe and spun away.

"Oh, barnacles." He grumbled.

Bye bye, Voldie.