Title: Team Cleaning

Prompt: Shower together
Fandom/Characters: Torchwood, Capt. Jack Harkness/ Ianto Jones, Gwen Cooper, Toshiko Sato and Owen Harper.
Medium: fic
Rating: PG
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Summary: The team return from a hunt covered with green stinky slim and Ianto deal with it.

Word count: 616 more or less.

Note: Written for Schmoop Bingo

Beta: Jooles34

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"We're dead. He's going to kill us. "Owen said.

"At least we tried." Gwen said.

"He is a perfectionist," Tosh said "I don't think that trying will be enough."

Jack remained silent. Yes they had tried; but the car was a mess. They were on their way back after a hunt. The target was a slime creature, and a stinky one. They had played hide and seek for hours. In the end they had managed to catch it, trapping it in a barrel. But they were disgustingly covered with green, stinky slime.

"You'll find plastic in the boot to protect the seats." Ianto had told him when he called to announce their return.

Have you ever tried to put protective plastic in a car when you're covered with greasy stinky dirt?

The car was a mess. They were a mess. And that stuff was beginning to burn. Yes. Because it had got through and under their clothes.

Ianto was waiting at the car park entrance. Shiny shoes and immaculate, perfectly cut suit.

"Halt! Where do you think you're going like that?" he said.

"Showers, upstairs." the girls replied in unison.

"There is a shower here. You don't need to wander around the hub like this."

"Like you say; a shower. There are four of us, and it's cold." Owen barked.

"It's large and it's warm, I made sure of it." Ianto said, blocking the way and pointing towards the guests' shower.

"This stuff is burning." Gwen complained.

"Yep. And it's not going to get better if you keep arguing. Shower is ready, as are your spare clothes. That way."

"Are you planning on getting the four of us in the same shower at the same time?" Jack asked amused by Ianto's solution.

The Captain had already abandoned his coat to Ianto's care.

"Clothes in the rubbish bin here. I'll see later if I can save them."

"Ianto, you're not serious?" the medic protested.

"I don't know about you, but I want that stuff off me." Tosh said, working on taking off what was left of her clothes. Like Gwen she had already removed her jacket, jumper and boots. Some of the slime had got into them.

"Come on Owen. Stop arguing." Jack said.

Of course the Captain was already naked and stepping into the large shower room.

"Don't be shy, Owen." Gwen added

"You've seen all of us naked, right? Our turn." Tosh went on.

"Wow. That's good." Jack said under the running water.

"Yep and there is enough hot water for all of you." Ianto said "But I may add that I'm controlling it, so if anyone is getting a bit too excited in there, it could turn cold." he added with a glance toward his lover.

Reluctantly Owen joined Jack and the girls in the shower. There was enough room for ten people in it. It wasn't meant for humans, but, as Ianto called them, their guests.

"How come there is hot water in here?" Owen asked as he stepped inside." I mean, last time I checked weevils like it cold."

Jack was concentrating on not getting too excited over the two young women giggling like school girls as they helped each other with the soap.

"Ianto would rather like it hot, I guess." Tosh said, still giggling.

"Oh yes, he does."

"Jack Harkness." Ianto's voice warned from outside.

"Don't you want to come and join us?"

"Sorry not tonight. I've got a coat to save and you've got a car to clean."

"Don't you think he is getting bossy?"

"Oh yes, he does."