Title: Kinks and Slime Monster

Prompt: Cuddling in a vehicle
Fandom/Characters: Torchwood, Capt. Jack Harkness/ Ianto Jones.
Medium: fic
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None that I can think of.
Summary: Following Team Cleaning – but can be read alone.

Word count: 616 more or less.

Note: Written for Schmoop Bingo

Beta: Jooles34

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"What are you still doing in that car? " Ianto asked.

The whole team had come back from a hunt covered with green stinky goo. After sending the rest of the said team home, Ianto had sent Jack to clean the SUV.

"I'll take care of that coat of yours, you get the car clean, and I will see if we've got enough time left to do anything else." he had told the Captain.

"We could do it the other way around?" Jack proposed.

"You want to take care of the coat instead of the car?" Ianto asked innocently.

"No. Even though, believe it or not; I used to take care of it long before you were born."

"That explains a lot. So?"

"I meant we could do the extra before and the cleaning later."

"Priorities, Jack."

That was two hours ago. Ianto had managed to save Jack's coat one more time and even had all the rest of the clothes cleaned and ready to return to their respective owners.

Jack was still tucked, head down, in the car. The view he was offering was nice though. That was why Ianto had waited for five minutes before letting the Captain know he was there watching.

"Nice view by the way."

"You like it?"

"You know I do." Ianto said. "Were you planning on waiting for me in that position all night?" he asked without of any doubt.

"I hoped it would help."

"Is it that bad?"

"You should come and have a look yourself." The Captain answered raising his head to look at Ianto, but without getting out of the car.

From Ianto's point of view it looked pretty much like a trap. He took off his jacket and his tie, neatly tucking the tie with his cufflinks into the jacket's pocket, and put the jacket on the bonnet, and then he rolled up his sleeves.

Jack had given him a look of approval before heading back into the car. Ianto intended to open the back door in order to have a better view of what was evidently giving the Captain so much trouble to.

"No. Not the back door."

"Why not?"

"Because you're no fun." Jack said getting out of the car.

"That would probably be because cars are not meant for that." Ianto reply "Jack, last time we did it in that car I ached for days."

Jack was looking at him with puppy eyes. Really how could puppy eyes look that sexy on a grown man? That was one of Jack's mysteries; that and his braces.

"That car is too small for the two of us." Ianto said."Or we are both too big to play in it." he corrected.

Ianto realised that Jack was not listening anymore, and then he saw what had attracted Jack's attention.

"Get in the car," Jack urged him.

"Jack." Ianto tried to protest, but Jack had him tucked in the back seat with the doors closed in a second.

"What the hell?"

"That could be the mother." Jack said. "Not really harmful, just disgustingly stinky." he added.

They were trapped in the car the slime monster covering the whole place.

"Do you happen to have your phone?" Jack asked."Mine is in my coat."

"And mine's outside in my jacket."

"Shit."

"Oh stop it Jack."

"What?"

"You wanted fun. What's more fun than having sex when trapped in a car with a monster threatening to eat us alive?"

"Having sex with a kinky young man while waiting for the cavalry?"