From JoyHeart
Hey Kiku!
Hey dude! You, me, video games, my house. Be there! If you're not over here within ten minutes of getting this letter I'm going to withdraw all McDonalds from your country! Just kidding Kiku, I'd never be so cruel! But seriously, you need to get bigger portions of that stuff! I mean that stuff is so tiny you're better off eating England's food cause at least that fills you up! On second thoughts, if you throw it up straight afterward you won't be full anymore so never mind! Um, what was this letter for again?
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Oh yeah, video gasmes! So you should definitely come over really soon and if you want you can bring over some of those weird games with the cute girls on the covers covered in mayonaise you were hiding under your bed! I always love seeing all that weird stuff you make over at your house!
See you soon!
America
Dear Alfred-san,
Konbanwa, Alfred-san, it has been a while.
If I come over, will you promise not to be scared at every little thing that pops up on the screen? It's slightly irritating. I still don't understand how my games did not scare you, though, compared to the horror films you had... No offense, but they weren't frightening in the least. I thought heroes weren't supposed to cry, ne?
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The portions are perfectly fine, thank you. I would rather not die of diabetes, Alfred-san. Besides... Arthur-san's food isn't... that bad... Um... I'm not the type to lie... I'm sorry Arthur, you have no sense of taste. Even Alfred's burgers are easier to swallow than your food. I'm terribly sorry. Please forgive me.
I need my salted salmon now...
Y-You saw those? T-Those weren't w-what you think t-they were! I'm afraid I cannot bring those over... You are imagining things again. You need a new pair of glasses, Alfred-san.
If you really like the things I come up with, I think you should take a look at what some of my men (mostly women, actually) came up with. It's a short animated film of you and Arthur. I think it truly expresses the love you two have for each other. Another addition to my Hentai collection... that doesn't exist, of course.
Actually, you might hate it. I still feel it's something you need to see. I shall bring it over right away. It's very graphic... I'm sorry my people made it, but I could not stop them –did not even try—. Very professional, though.
I'll be over shortly... right after I promptly burn and dispose of those copies with the women you saw...
Sincerely,
Honda Kiku
-Japan
Woot! This is fun. Keep 'em coming! :'D