From cross-over-lover232


dear kiku,

dont worry about spoiling my mind, i already know what lesbians are becuse my auntie is in love with a lady! i think its unfair that the american goverment wouldnt let them get marreied here so they had to move to england to do it. so no need to worry on that matter, its sweet of you to worry about the state of my mind how ever!

and i am glad you liked the cookies, this time i sent along something my home state is best at makeing:roasted salted peanuts! they are very yummy.

alfred dosent force you into bad stuff does he?reamber if he trys to Bad touch you a well aimed kick to the groain will do just fine,then you can get the heck out of there!

love you lots!

nina


Dear Nina-chan,

Nani no kyūsai... I was so worried there for a second. Luwig-san would have tried to scold me if he heard I killed a little girl's brain cells today...

Ah, please don't misunderstand, America doesn't mind homosexuality that much at all. In fact, I'm almost positive he is deeply in love with Arthur-san... It wasn't the government that kicked my show off the air, but the program that was airing it. If anything, I'm sure Alfred-san enjoys watching lesbians... um, on second thought, I am not going to finish that.

Again, I worry for your poor innocent brain cells, Nina-chan.

Salted, did you say? I already like them, then.

-nom nom-

Ah... the salty goodness. Arigato, Nina-chan.

No, they aren't always bad, I suppose... I mean... He did force the friendship... and forced me to go to his last Christmas party... That neon pink cake was horrendous.

And bad touch? Is that a song? I don't think I understand...

I don't think I could harm Alfred-san in such a way... If I must, I will simply bring out my Katana. As a fellow man, I know the pain it brings... It does hurt to just think about it...

Thank you Nina-chan, I enjoy speaking to you as well.
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon

P.S. Also... I do not mind if you call me kitty... I find it cute... I-I don't sound like a pedophile, do I? Unless you don't know what that means... oh dear.


Nani no kyūsai: What a relief...
Arigato: Thank you

Pedo Japan? Unlikely, too funny to think about XD