A/N: By virtue of being the 200th reviewer, I'm going with black widow mistress's choice of the honeymoon spot for Take 96… Australia. She might be biased, though.
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Take 97: Dutch courage
Category for this take: Romance
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"Here you go. Have a beer."
"No thanks, Daniel."
"What!? You, Jack O'Neill, are turning down a beer."
"No beer for me today."
"Me neither, Daniel."
"What's going on? Sam?"
"Sam normally drinks because she's nervous around me socially-"
"-and Jack normally drinks to dull the pain of us not being together-"
"-but today we are both happy. Sam doesn't want to drink anything that might make her forget today-"
"-and neither Jack nor I want him to drink too much because that might cause performance problems later."
"Ahh! Ok. I get it now. Please stop that cute finishing each other's thoughts thing before you make me visualize something I'll regret. Forget I was ever here."
"If you want to be really helpful, Danny boy, you could actually not be here tonight. Or if you are, I would recommend ear plugs."