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Take 98: The fourth wall
Category for this take: Parody / Romance
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"This is great."
"I told ya!"
"I can't believe we didn't do this years ago."
"Yes, well, let's not dwell."
"Didn't that tape say there were no fish in your pond?"
"Close enough."
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"This is ridiculous!"
"Just ignore them, Sir."
"I'm sorry, but I can't anymore! This is just too much! This is my freaking cabin. They have no right to set up a boom camera over the pond, or have some creepy guy with tripod behind us as we fish."
"They followed us on hundreds of missions over the last eight years. Watched us get captured and tortured numerous times. Several times they let part of us think others on the team were dead. They even forced us to build a second F301 so they could film your test flight."
"Theirs didn't have a recall device, so they had a really hard time keeping up with us then. I especially liked it when they froze their asses off while we were stranded in Antarctica."
"That was funny. Considering they have ascended a couple of times just to film Daniel, did you really expect them to leave us alone at your cabin?"
"I guess not, Sam. It would have been nice to have some privacy when I...and when you...you know."
"Don't worry about it, Jack. We might not have privacy now, but this show they are filming is not on Showtime anymore. So that means our late night activities will be private. What I have planned would never be allowed on basic cable."