From yintsunami
Dear Japan,
Hi! You're one of the few that saw me at the meeting right? That jerk won't let me come to the world meetings anymore, but I still try! Maybe you can recognize me, so I can come to them again and you can give me more power rangers, and another suit for Ravis!
In speaking of Ravis...
I've been feeling really awkward around him lately. When I hang out with him, my tummy feels funny and I get really happy when he calls (or he answers). Do you know what's going on with me? Am I sick?
Also I'm spending the weekend with Alfred & Mum- I mean the jerk. They Wrestle really, REALLY, loud.
Do you have any earplugs?
Sincerly, Peter Kirkland,
Sealand.
Dear... Peter-kun,
Ah yes, I remember you know. I'm sorry you are not allowed to come anymore. This is a shame. Being a country is a lot of hard work, though. Some of us have taken hundreds to thousands of years to rise to power. With any luck, you can overcome your problems with Arthur-san and rise to great power as well.
With this letter I am sending you the whole full collection of all the colored Power Rangers. I even included the generation with the dinosaur robot transformation versions. This is a big favorite with many children... No offense.
...
Peter-kun, I do not think this is a conversation to be having with me. I would say to take this up with Francis-san... but I'm afraid that would only mentally (and psychically) scar you for life...
You are not sick, Peter-kun. This is something normal for someone of your age... At least I think... I'm too old for this. You see, there are the birds and the bees... and...
...
And you're too young for this. They are playing Twister, Peter-kun, let's just leave it at that... Maybe you should play that with Raivis-san as well... Please ignore what I just said.
As you make your journey towards becoming a bigger country, you also make your journey to becoming a man, Peter-kun. Honestly, you should consider yourself lucky you don't have to deal with the other nations. Most of them are just walking testosterone bombs ready to explode. Which is why you need to stay away from Francis-san at all costs. Country or not, that man loves sex... Um... you know what sex is, right? Please don't make me explain...
Watashi wa kore o okonau koto wa dekimasen...
If you need any more help, I will try to answer them to the best of my abilities... but as for those stomach feelings... you should ask someone else. I'm sure Arthur-san wouldn't mind explaining... maybe.
Sincerely,
Honda Kiku
-Japan/Nihon
Watashi wa kore o okonau koto wa dekimasen: I can not do this...
-ahem-
SEEAAALLLLLAAAANNNNDDDDDDDD-KUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
-cough-
Sorry, I just really like sealand... alot.