From yintsunami
Dear Japan,
Squee! Thank you Japan! I love Power Rangers! I was playing it with Alfred, the jerk, and Ravis the other day. Alfred was the red ranger, I was the blue ranger, The Jerk was the yellow ranger, and Ravis was the green ranger... then Russia came out of no where claiming that everyone should join him, the pink ranger.
It was really fun!
What do Birds and Bees have to do with the weird feeling in my stomach? I don't think bees are stinging the inside of my tummy... I think that would me painful.
I asked Hungary-san, and she just squealed, and laughed at me saying something about shota-yaoi... what's Shota? and Yaoi?
Should I ask Google? because when I Arthur he just blushed and told me to bugger off... he was also mumbling something about "bloody americans..."
Your not very helpful with these matters, aren't you?
Sincerely,
Peter Kirkland
~Sealand
Dear Peter-kun,
I'm glad to hear you like them. If you want figurines for anything, please ask me, and I will see what I can do.
-smiles-
I do enjoy imagining Ivan dressed in pink. Thank you Peter-kun, you have brightened up my day with that. You should come over to my home sometime, and I will show you my own collection. We can even play together! I like playing the white ranger and swooping in and saving the pink ranger and—Oh dear. I got off track there. Please excuse my odd behavior. I get excited when it comes to those things...
No, bugs are not stinging your belly. This REALLY isn't something to ask me. It's so... inappropriate. Um, well you see... plants... they have seeds and ovaries (You... don't know what those are either, do you?). And when they need to have babies the birds and the bees... you know what, never mind, I have a better method for this. I'll send you a book...
Chikusho, Elizabeta-chan... Why would you say such things to him?
Shota is what you are, Peter-kun...
Yaoi is what your "mum" and Alfred-san practice. If you really need to learn more, walk in on their next wrestling session. Notice how they... um... are... naked...
Don't ask Google-sama. You'll learn too much for your own good. I fear your brain could melt.
I-I can be helpful! I just... My culture is not the type to explain or do such things in public... then again, you still are clueless as to what such things I speak off.
Check the rest of the mail, I clipped a manga book from my—I mean, Francis' collection. Remember, that French man is a perverted testosterone bomb. This was certainly not made by me... no, not at all –nervous sweat-
It's um, called Watashi wa ai... What these two men are doing... everything will be explained.
On second thought, ask Google-sama. He knows everything.
Wishing you luck,
Honda Kiku
-Japan/Nihon
Watashi wa ai: Love me
I have NO clue if that manga I just named is an actual yaoi book... just kinda made it up. It most likely is XD