From Wammyboysfangurl321
Dear Nihon,
If you really must know.. I have a crush on..Alfred. There I said It! I tried cooking for him those cheeseburgers he likes so much but then he just laughed and said " Haha! What are you doing? Lets go out to drink some beer man!" Why can't he treat me like a girl sometimes? Wow I sound like a desperate teenage girl.. ENOUGH WITH MA LUV LIFE PLZ! I have more important matters to discuss..
During the last World Meeting, I saw Prussia and France reading a doujinshi.. a yuri doujinshi... of me and Hungary..care to explain this to me?... And why was I uke!
Pfft, It probably wasn't you, I wouldn't be amazed if France did that himself.
Also, Heracles visited me the other day and ever since then cats been appearing at my house, I felt bad for them so I went to give them tuna and they attacked me... please help. They only leave when it's night but they come back the next day. I have my whole right leg bandaged...
With great fear for her life,
Albania AKA Alexandra Llyrian
Dear Otaku-chan,
I can sincerely only express my disappointment in you when you say you like Alfred-san... I'm not trying to be rude or anything... But as all the other countries like to put it, "He's an ass. A stupid one at that." And if offering him a burger did not work, then it pains me to say there is no hope. And love is a very important matter to discuss! Unless it's discussed with Francis-san, then it's more of a conversation of, "Ok, when do we fuck?"
If you really want to have Alfred-san at your feet begging for a hug, I suggest you offer to watch a horror movie with him. He will be all over you in seconds flat begging to be comforted. If that doesn't get him in your pants... then I'm afraid nothing else will. Unless you say there is a dilema in your pants and only a hero can fix. He might actually be stupid enough to fall for it... Ah Alfred-san, he is dumb, but he is still a good friend to me... When he's not forcing it on me, of course.
W-What! I d-didn't write it! I-I swear! It... it was a gift! No, even better, I was gun point by Francis-san's *beep*! He said he would shoot it all over my face if I didn't make it! THE INDECENCY OF IT ALL. I had to do it...
Oh wait... you think I didn't do it... Um, y-yes, of course! I'm innocent...
Heracles-kun visited you? He's coming over to my house soon. I'm giving him private Calligraphy lessons... We haven't gotten far... F-For reasons you don't need to know about it...
"You should put that fast hand of yours to better uses, Kiko," he says... What am I supposed to do under such pressure! –secretly enjoys it-
They are probably Heracles-kun's cats that were left behind. They are simply missing their okasama. Then again, who wouldn't miss Heracles-kun? Um... I'm getting off track again.
Hoping it gets better,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
Okasama: mother (formal)
I love making fun of other countries in Japan's letters XD keep the reviews and the letters comin'!