From yintsunami
Dear Kiku,
We could totally play that! You can be the white ranger and Mummy and Daddy- I mean... the jerk and Alfred, can play too! I can be blue, alfred can be red, The Jerk can be yellow! It'll be awesome! We can even get Greece to be the Pink ranger for you!
Well, I asked google and Yahoo answers, and they said that I just really really like Ravis... alot, and that I also might be going through puberty... I hope it's the latter, I want to be taller!
Oh... so that's why she said "Shota Yaoi!" Although I really, really wish that you didn't catch me calling the jerk "Mum"...
... wait. I just realized something. I HAVE FOUR DADS!
Sincerely horrified,
Peter Kirkland,
Sealand
Dear Peter-kun,
...
Please don't tell me even a twelve year old can tell of me and Heracles-kun's relationship? Why do I even bother... Muimina...
Anyways, I would very much enjoy having you over to play. And I, unlike Francis-san, will not lead you into my household with promise of gifts just to mishandle you. Please stay away from Francis-san. He lured me to his home one time with the promise of a special edition Len Kagamine figurine... It was all a terrible, terrible lie. My life(and my hind)... will never be the same.
I would say it's a little of both. I'm sorry to tell you this, but it is a fate that most all countries share when it comes to liking other men. Be prepared, your future will hold a lot of... back pains.
I should not be telling this to a child. Baka! –slaps self-
I think it's enlightening you call Arthur-san "mum". Maybe it well help loosen him up a bit and help him make friends. (Because we both need them...)
... Four Fathers? –innocently lost-
Hoping it get betters on your end,
Honda Kiku
-Japan/Nihon
P.S. I'm ever so relieved you didn't bother to read the manga I sent...
Muimina: Pointless
Baka: idiot!
I enjoy having Japan try to explain things.