From SheepAteMyFanBoys
OMFK ITS NIHON-SAMA! *glomps to floor*,
-ahem- excuse my fangirlishness, but I love you and request that I have your children (what did you expect, you're the home of nintendo.) So anyway, the point of this letter is to inform you that I'm coming to kidnap you and lock you in my closet for the rest of eternity.
LOOOOVVVE YOOOOUUU,
Your Biggest Fangirl,
Lucy (or Lucipher as some of my friends call me... can't think why...)
D-Dear Lucy-san,
Oh dear.
-gets tackled to floor-
Ow... my back... my bones... I'm too old for this...
M-My c-children? I'm afraid I can't let you do that. Please don't steal me! I do not tolerate intruders and all shall meet the steel of my blade! Please don't rape me... Heracles-kun would not be happy. You wouldn't want a sad Greece-chan, would you? –nervous sweat-
When should I expect your visit? I need to be ready...
Sincerely scared,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
Lol I love fangirls.