Shi kami (Death God)

By: Kiyohara

Idea: got from A LOT OF Fem!Naru in BLEACHXNARUTO xover..

Desclaimer: not mine, never.

Genre: Advanture/Romance and mild Humour

Pairing: ByakuyaxFem!Naru, YamamotoxPastFem!Naru (friendship), KibaxHina, NejixTenten, KenpachixUnohana, LeexSaku, SasoxDei, ItachixHisana

Warning: AP (Author Plot), AU, little bit OOC, but I'll try not to OOC too much. Grammar and spelling errors and maybe confusing statements.

Re-written. Whole chapters had been rewritten, better…grammar I hope? *fidgeting nervously*

Chapter 03: Half way to be Heir 2 of 3: Marriage and Adoption

Dream land

Fires surround the palace. Bodies of death Angels scattered on the ground, as well as the Spirits. Their blood covered the whiteness of the palace's tiles. A loud evil laughter rang, so cold and merciless, full of malice.

The Palace of Heaven bathed with their residences bloods. The Holy palace turned into bloody battle ground.

Every lesser Gods and Goddess tried to slow the evil down for the upper ups. The main Gods and Goddess of Heaven were planning for counter attack. The God of Heaven, father of all, maker of all, or known as Tenno Kami, was not happy at all. One of his 'son' rebelled. He could put the brat easily, but that will change the point why he let him do what he had done. He didn't care with Oni, he knew how he'll end up, but he care with his dearest home and certain God of his. Tenno kami already wrote every, EVERY, fates and destinies for ALL OF THEM, and the final conclusions were on their own hand. Oni, second 'son' of Tenno Kami, could be the heir if he choose the other path of fate and destinies, but he wasn't taking it, so here he is, surrounded by his little sisters and brothers.

"So?" asked the Tenno Kami-sama, eyebrows raised elegantly. His lips formed into a thin line, waiting for one of them to reply him.

Kami, the one that Tenno Kami-sama had to rule the earth, gritted her teeth in furious manner. "I have no Idea, Chichiue…every lesser Gods and Goddess are out there to buy us some time…"

Enma, the King of Hell, sighed, "I wonder, why don't Chichiue help us with this matter?"

The Tenno Kami lips turned into a soft smile, right before he open his mouth, someone cut him from afar.

"That's better a rhetorical question, Enma-kun," said someone who stand near the west great door, a door that connect this certain God 'playroom' to the Great Heaven where the Gods and Goddess along with Tenno Kami-ssama lives. "Sorry I'm late, I have to...find some plaything to entertain me for a while."

Enma glared at the said man who just came. Kami and the other too.

Tenno Kami-sama smiled at him, "Oh? You found some apprentice, I see."

The man nodded slightly, his long blonde hair followed his elegant movement. "Back to the matter at hand, Chichiue of course can't help you, I mean us, even if he want it. Our Fates and Destinies Book are in His hand, not on your hands," the blond pointed at the twin God and Goddess, "That means both of you, ototou, imouto." His sky blue eyes glanced at Enma again, "We have to choose our path so we will gain our final destiny, without Father help."

"Very true, Shikami-kun," said Tenno Kami-sama softly.

"Told you." Shi kami smirked at them.

Enma scowled at him, Kami frowned.

Seimei, the God of Humanity, titled his head slightly, "Dear brother, what we have to do? Right now, our families are in the middle of massacre, and the longer we're here, our number will be reduced greatly, and this will add our work, you know that…"

Shikami smiled, "Maa, all of you just sit tight and start to organize everything back to normal. And don't complain with more works after this…little incident."

With that, every single Gods and Goddess present in there raised their eyebrows.

"Relax, I know what I have to do to discipline Oni-kun, neh…Chichiue?" Shikami smirked at the Tenno Kami mischievously.

Tenno Kami smirked back at him. "I see, you're sure a nosy brat, dear Son."

Shikami rolled his eyes, "You're the one who made me like this, old man, don't you dare complain about it, if you wanted to blame someone, blame your way of thinking." He heard the Tenno Kami chuckled.

"Indeed, but if I change it, then I have to rewrite everything. And I know you wouldn't want that to happen right? Or every predicament that you already…see won't happen, and you'll throw a fit at me."

Shikami grinned, "Too true." He walked away from his little family to open the main door before took a deep breath. "Hey, Chichiue, make sure to make a beautiful body, and mind for me, even thought I already know about it, I just want to make sure."

"Anything for my dearest heir." Tenno Kami smiled at him, "Until we meet again, Shikami."

Shikami nodded, smirk still on his beautiful face. He nodded at his siblings, "See you in the future, little brothers, little sisters. Oh, and Enma…watch for Hueco Mundo for me, and don't break it into pieces, I still need it for…future business. And WATCH your Hell." With that, the first born disappeared.

All of them watched dumbly at where their big brother was stand. Ou-Tengu blinked before turned his head toward the Tenno Kami-sama. "Chichiue, don't tell me that he-"

Tenno Kami-sama smirked at them, "Oh yes, the only one who know about the Book of Fates and Destinies for all of you is him, Shikami, the God of Death. I know how he found it, but of course I won't tell you. One God knew it is enough."

"And he knew what we have to do, then why he have to wait until the last seconds to reveal it?" said Kami, she frowned at that.

"Oh? Did he reveal whatever he has to do to all of you? So all of you can do whatever he has to do to Oni?" asked the Father.

Enma's eyes widened. "He wasn't telling us anything…."

Tenno Kami-sama nodded. His smirk grew bigger.

"But why?" asked The God of Hell, again.

"Because ,the only one who have the power to stop Oni from destroying your living place is He, and only He," answered Him. "I have my reason to make the God of Death first than the Goddess of Live, Kami, and God of Humanity, Seimei."

"That's because…"

"I knew that this will happen of course!" answered the Tenno Kami-sama easily, he laughed merrily before he disappeared into a thin air, back to his own chamber in His own palace that only the Shikami knew.

"Wait, if Aniue read our Books too, as well as the Great Books, that's mean he knew about our conversations in here?"

Enma rolled his eyes at what Ou-Tengu said, "Of course! Damn, and what was he meant by 'giving him a beautiful body' and all?"

Kami, who was standing up and walked toward the door to take a peek, eyes widened in fear. "For the love of Chichiue! Aniue!!!" she screamed.

Right before all of them managed to run to her, they felt enormous Pure Spiritual Pressure that they sure no Gods or Goddess could match came from the outside. On the next second, they saw a bright light shone and engulfed the Oni that was a few meters from the main door of the palace. When Kami and her brothers and sisters open their eyes, they saw nothing but an Array in blood on the floor.

End Dream

Blue eyes flickered open, she blinked slowly to adjust her vision. "That's the first time I got that dream after years living as human…"she thought slowly, tried to not wake her two zanpakuto spirits. Once she remove the blur on her eyes, Naruko glanced slightly to her left then to her right, she found two person that she love the most. "Bya…kuya, Hisa…na…," she said softly yet hoarsely because the lack of moisture in her throat. She coughed harshly when she tried to call their name a little bit louder. This made the man of her life woken up.

Byakuya went to her side instantly right after he heard her coughed harshly. "Naru!" he said softly, tried to subdue his panic.

Naruko's shivery hand waved slowly, "I'm…*cough* okay…water…." She back to coughed roughly.

Byakuya went to the side desk not far from their bed and then pour a glass of warm-water before back to his wife side. He helped her to sit then put the tip of the glass on her slightly parted lips. "Slowly…," he said softly.

Naruko sipped her drink slowly. Once she thought its enough to wet her throat, she smiled warmly at Byakuya. "How long-"

"Three days…," cut Byakuya, he still didn't want his future wife use her voice yet, at least after her doctor said otherwise. Byakuya hugged the Goddess tightly before nuzzled her head with his left cheek. "Don't…don't you dare doing something rash again…you hear me? I can't forgive myself if you leave me here…Naruko…and I'll kill myself eventually." Byakuya hugged the girl more tightly, he was afraid if she'll disappeared once he let her go.

Naruko smiled, she kissed the future Clan head and captain lovingly on his left cheek. "Alright…I hear you…and I wont do something like that again…," she said softly. Her eyes landed on the small girl who still slept on her left side. "She's-"

"The person that I supposed to meet that day, I know…she told me," he cut her again, "I…I'm sorry, I won't jump into conclusion before hear your explanation ever again…." Byakuya let her go then bowed deeply like he bowed to the King himself.

The blonde haired girl chuckled slightly, "Raise your head, Kuchiki Byakuya…I already forgave you…"

Byakuya raised his head before stared at those blue eyes of hers. "Naruko…please…be my wife…," he said softly while took out a beautiful white gold ring with pink diamond on it.

Blue eyes widened at that. "That-"

"Not expensive, just answer my-"

"Yes, of course…"

"Que- huh? What?"

"I said yes, Byakuya-kun, I'll marry you." She smiled at him warmly. "But…where you'll put the ring? If you remembered, I still have the old one on my finger…"

Byakuya raised his eyebrows elegantly, "That's easy, princess…." His hand took the Shikami's and then took out the ring and changed it with his. "There, problem solved."

Naruko chuckled at her future husband antic, "Yes, so true….". Her eyes stared at the ring that reside on his hand, she smiled warmly before back to Hisana. "Byaku-"

"I know, the documents finished already, just need your approval and she'll be our first daughter." Byakuya cut her again.

"Don't cut my words, Bya-kun…." She pouted at her fiancé. Byakuya laughed softly at that. "Anyway, thank you, what about the elders?"

"They have no problem, they actually agreed, since Hisana obviously a good child and noble-material, they agreed instantly."

"Not because I pick her, right?" asked Naruko, eyebrows raised in question manner.

The soon to be clan head shook his head elegantly, "We nobles have prophecies, and one of the prophecies are about outside souls to help Kuchiki clan to shine even more. Or something like that," Byakuya shrugged at this, "I'm not that good with this thing. Anyway…since they said souls….I think Hisana is not the only one that you'll pick up, is she?"

The blonde haired Shikami just smirked at him before winked teasingly.

"More Paperwork, great…." Byakuya could feel headache coming.

Naruko laughed softly at that.

Three months after Byakuya made into captain…

Naruko blinked at the person in front of her. She took a deep breath before glanced at his soon to be husband in a week. "Explain please? Why in every good Deity in every Universe he is here?"

Byakuya coughed slightly, "Do you know him?"

Naruko just gave her fiancé a glare.

"Right," Byakuya frowned at that.

The person in front of them smiled slightly, "If you can explain to Naru-chan here, I can."

"No need. Anyway, Naru, this is Uchiha Itachi-"

"I KNOW who he is, love, but why is he here?"

The dark haired man glanced at the Uchiha in question manner, "First, he's my fellow captain of third division, and he's also my friend, and he's second heir of Shihouin clan…right after Yoruichi." The noble-man cleared his throat, "Second…how do you know each other?"

Naruko scowled at the smirking Uchiha. Itachi chuckled, "Before that, hello again Kuchiki Namikaze Naruko, I'm Shihouin Uchiha Itachi at your service." Itachi bowed at her slightly, once Naruko waved at him to sit straight, Itachi smirked again. His eyes turned to Byakuya, "How I know your future wife? Its easy, my friend…I once try to abduct her when we're in the living plane."

Byakuya raised his eyebrows at that.

"You don't want to know, believe me," said Naruko, snorted at Itachi simple explanation.

Ignoring Naruko's statement, Itachi spoke again with amused tone. "My ex-crazy higher up want the Bijuu that sealed in Naruko's body. He planned to revive the pet of the great Devil, the ten tailed beast to destroy the Elemental contries in our dimension. But I don't want to kill her, so I let her live…I wonder how you end up here, Naruko…"

"Your bastard of a brother killed me, Itachi," said Naruko easily.

Itachi and Byakuya raised their eyebrows. "Oh? Mind explaining to us?"

"Not really, Sasuke killed me with chidori, why? I guess its because of Madara's influence, I know that he wasn't in the right state of mind that time. Your employer sure a crazy man…" she mumbled the last part in disdain. "Anyway, he's not alone…the villagers, who majority hates me with passion, help him doing it."

Itachi nodded at that, "Pity, and I thought he'll smart enough to not to follow that crazy man."

"What do you expect? Madara have eternal magenkyo sharingan, he got experiences, and he cheats death for a long time now. in humans eyes, he's basically immortal. Every sane and/or smart HUMAN won't push their luck, you know." Naruko snorted at her own explanation.

"Too true."

"And who is this Madara?" asked Byakuya to them.

Naruko shrugged her shoulder, "Ask Itachi, he knew everything about him."

Itachi snorted at that, "He's an old man, ancient old man who have tendencies to inflict physical harms and various crimes like chunk some body parts of his own family." At this, Byakuya's face paled. "Fortunately I don't have his blood in my veins, I have Izuna's." He sounds glad at that little fact.

Byakuya now the one who snorted, "But you're still his relative."

"Not anymore, I'm part of Shihouin now I assure you; they do blood ritual if you don't know," the new Shihouin scoffed, "I'm still using the Uchiha name just as reminder of my past Mother and Father."

"Talking about your Mother and Father, what about the rest of Uchiha?" asked Naruko softly.

Itachi shrugged at that, "They stays in third west Rokugai with the rest of the clan except the elders. Those damn old coots were going to Hell instantly, you know?"

"Hah! Serves them right! How dare they use Fugaku-san like a puppet to gain what they want," cut Naruko.

"If I'm right, isn't Shishui and Obito of Shinigami Kidou Corps part of the said clan?" asked Byakuya to the man.

Itachi nodded at him, "Yeah, Obito is my ex-uncle, and Shishui used to be my best friend…actually he's still one of my best friends for your information."

Black eyebrows rose elegantly.

"You're my best-est friend, of course!" said Itachi hurriedly at that. "Honestly, Byakuya, no need to be so defensive over something like that, you know that I won't cheating on you," he winked at Byakuya, who paled at that.

"What was that…????" asked the enraged Shikami.

Felt the KI of the Shikami, Itachi gulped nervously, "Of course not in THAT way!!! Naru, easy!! I'm normal, okay!"

"You better be, or I'll castrate you alive," Naruko puffed her anger away; she hugged the man arm tightly at that, "He's MINE."

Byakuya blushed at Naruko's statement. Itachi rolled his eyes. Right after that, the door was opened by certain girl. "Hahaue…I bring the sweets…"

Naruko smiled warmly at the girl, "Thank you my dear, come here, put it there and greet the guest, please?"

"Hai, Hahaue."

Itachi mumbled something to Byakuya, "You're not married yet and you have a daughter already?"

"Adopted, you good for nothing friend of mine," said Byakuya coldly.

"Oh." Itachi still not took a glance at the girl; his eyes stared at Byakuya's stoic face.

Naruko's voices broke the silence, "Itachi, this is Kuchiki Hisana, my adopted daughter."

Itachi turned his head, he smiled softly at the girl and opened his mouth, but he stopped at that. his eyes widened.

"Kuchiki Hisana desu, dozo yoroshi…." The young girl bowed politely at him. she smiled warmly at Itachi.

The said man was petrified. In front of him was the most beautiful person, or soul, that he ever met. "Shi-Shihouin…Itachi Uchiha…. Eh? I mean Shihouin Uchiha Itachi…" said Itachi quickly. "And the pleasure is all mine…Hisana-hime….."

Hisana blushed at that before she excused herself in hurry.

Naruko snickered at that, Byakuya glared at his friend. "Don't you dare ever think about it," said the clans head heatedly, "I know your eyes."

Itachi smirked at Byakuya, "Are you saying something, Byakuya-sama?"

"…I don't like your tone…at all."

Itachi's smirk grew wider.

One week had been passed, and today is the day…

Byakuya smiled slightly at his new wife. He kissed her cheek softly before back to greet their guests.

In fact, they had not that much guests. They only invite the Shihouin Clan head family, the Uchiha Clan head family, the first division taichou, some of Byakuya's and Naruko's acquaintances, as well as Naruko's mortal mother and her new husband, who was ironically her ex-uncle, Namikaze Minato. For your information, Namikaze Ryuuichi was reincarnating already.

The party wasn't that big, they held it in secret. But the fact that Byakuya no longer a single man already spreads like wild fire nowadays.

"Naruko, can you tell Itachi to back off from my…our daughter?" asked the desperate Byakuya once he knew that Itachi was hitting on Hisana.

Naruko smirked at that, "If I were you, I won't worrying about that, what you'll worry is certain strawberry head."

Byakuya just raised his eyebrows at that before he nodded at Yoruichi who waved at them. "I don't want to know."

"That's better," murmured Naruko at him. the Shikami grinned at Yoruichi. "Yoru-chan…"

"Hey, Byakuya-bo, Naru-hime~!" Yoruichi grinned at them, "Congrats! Finally! This stone-faced jerk getting married! I hope you can turn his face into normal one, neh, Hime?"

Naruko laughed at that, Byakuya scowled at her. "Of course, Yoru-chan. By the way…I think you'll call us…parent in law in the future?"

"Heh, Ototou is hitting on Little Hisana?" asked the dark skinned woman.

The Princess of Kuchiki clan nodded at her still grinned. "Yep!"

"Mah, I guess, but I still call him Byakuya-bo!" she pointed at Byakuya's nose.

"Ugh, Whatever, vulgar woman," said the man, annoyed.

Yoruichi grinned again, ignoring the insult, and then they fell into heated discussion on how to torture certain Shihouin-Uchihaa man.

Itachi, who was with Hisana, shuddered slightly, 'Why I have this foul feeling?'

Naruko combed her hair slowly; her blue eyes flickered open when she felt someone entering her chamber. She blinked twice before smiling at the newcomer. "It's been a long time…Chichiue…"

The Tenno Kami-sama smiled at her slightly, "Hello again, Shikami-chan…"

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