Shi kami (Death God)
By: Kiyohara
Idea: got from A LOT OF Fem!Naru in BLEACHXNARUTO xover..
Desclaimer: not mine, never.
Genre: Advanture/Romance and mild Humour
Pairing: ByakuyaxFem!Naru, YamamotoxPastFem!Naru (friendship), KibaxHina, NejixTenten, KenpachixUnohana, LeexSaku, SasoxDei, ItachixHisana
Warning: AP (Author Plot), AU, little bit OOC, but I'll try not to OOC too much. Grammar and spelling errors and maybe confusing statements.
Re-written. Whole chapters had been rewritten, better…grammar I hope? *fidgeting nervously*
Chapter 04: Half way to be Heir 3 of 3: of Soul Reapers, Shinobi, and Gods and Goddesses
Tenno Kami watched his son-turned-daughter amusingly. He couldn't decide whether he have to laugh or keep his smirk. "Maa…if you keep doing that, I don't think my son-in-law will be happy."
"Shut it, you senile old man!" Naru shouted at him, ignoring the fact that this old man was the Tenno Kami. "Why, why? I did what you want, but why?"
"Why what?" his innocent act was convincing, you know?
"Why you have to add more work for me to retrieve my power and rights back? Isn't it obvious?" the blond Goddess shrieked in despair, "Give me a grandbaby! That was the last deal! Not to help mortals with their problem! That's not even in MY book!"
"Eh? It wasn't?" Tenno Kami smirked at that. He took out his white-paper fan and hid his smirking lips behind it. "But I'm pretty sure I put it there."
"Yes, you put it there, but not as one of the deal!"
Tenno Kami raised his eyebrow elegantly, "Maa…you have to read it slowly, clearly, attentively next time then."
Naru narrowed her eyes dangerously. "You change it," she deadpanned.
"Maa, look at the time! I have to go~! Jya, Na-ru-ko~!" the he disappeared into thin air.
Naruko yelled in anger. "DAMN YOU SENILE OLD MAN!"
One and half years later…
Byakuya walked as quickly as he can, no shuunpo used. If you happen saw him, you could saw his face tensed and sometime his eyebrows twitched dangerously. Why? He was annoyed.
The one and only newly appointed Fukutaichou of fifth division, Ichimaru Gin, wouldn't leave him alone. The brat was following him like plague he was. "Ne? Kuchiki-taichou? I can go to your house right? Ne? ne? ne?"
"Get Lost," he hissed. Gin backed a little. "Or Else." Byakuya pulled out his Senbonzakura a little.
Gin gulped nervously, he may be strong, but he wasn't strong enough to defeat the so called captain alone, at least. "Maa, maa," he waved his hand in defeated manner, "No violence, ok?" He chuckled nervously, "Oh my, I think I hear Aizen-taichou calling me! So re ja!" and he ran away faster than you could say 'death'.
Byakuya sighed in content and relief at the same time. He didn't know what he would do to the poor lad if he kept ticked him off like that. He wondered how in heaven's name a soul like him managed to get under his skin so easy? But after thinking about certain Shihouin-Uchiha, he scowled slightly, he just could hope that both of them never been relative in their previous lives. "Damn them all," he mumbled to himself, "God's know why He let Shihouin-sama took that bastard in the first could place…." He kept grumbled to himself until he felt someone linked their hand on his shoulder suddenly, he jumped a little.
"Yo, Byakuya, what are you up to?" asked the person.
The said clan head glared at him. "What are you doing here, Itachi?"
"Nothing, just wanted to know, you heard about the rumors yet?" Itachi said casualy, "About the tenth division captain?"
"Yes, I heard he's friends of Urahara and Yoruichi. Do you think he know something?"
"Oh, definitely, since he was meeting your wife exactly a week ago asking about something. My source couldn't find what was it, and when I ask her, she out right denied my request…even when shotaichou had his words in it too." Itachi tapped his chin, "She knew something, right?"
Byakuya gave him an 'are you stupid' look. "She's a God…or Goddess to be exact."
Itachi blinked slowly, "Oh, right." He grinned sheepishly, "Well, can't you ask her about the truth?"
"I was, but she said that she couldn't meddle with mortals' business." He sighed before threw the invading hand on his shoulder away. "Unless she does it by her own will, we're on our own, and Shotaichou know that from the beginning."
The dark haired Shihouin nodded in understanding. "Anyway, aside from that, do you think oneechan and his…boyfriend and his fukutaichou really did it?"
Byakuya snorted, "Do you think she and that idiot and the idiot's little freak show could betray them? Last time I check, they were, are, best of best friends. I don't think they could do it to them. Moreover, indeed Urahara was the one who begun the research, but I he told me that he'll destroy it immediately, since he knew that its way too dangerous for his taste."
"Whoa, whoa, Byakuya, that's the longest speech that you ever made," he teased the clan head, smirked amusedly.
"Shut up."
"Anyway, father wasn't happy at all. But he trust Neechan's judgment, so…," he left it hanging.
"Is she still the heir?"
"No, I am. But I wish she will back soon," he said, ignoring the raising confusion from his ex-classmate, "Being a clan heir is suck," he deadpanned.
His fellow captain snorted, "Tell me about that."
"Father removed her status and privileges of the Heir, but she still can come back and ask for helps if something happens," he said casually, "Maybe I'll help her under one condition…"
"Being the next clan head?"
"You know me, Byakuya," he smirked.
Byakuya sighed again, his pale hand massaged his temple, and he could feel his annual headache coming whenever he talked with Itachi. "I have my suspicion that she ran with Urahara because she don't want to become the clan head."
Itachi chuckled silently, "I know. That bitch of a sister, I'm so going to make her living in hell once she gets back."
"Hmph, like you can do that, your last score with her was 50 – 105, you lost to her more than 50%."
"Oh sod off, Kuchiki, don't open old wounds, please?"
"Hardly, that IS the truth anyway," Byakuya snorted again.
Itachi growled a little before smirked, finding a way to rile the Kuchiki clan head up. "Heh, as if you're better. You're always lost to her in a game of tag, weren't you, Byakuya?"
Byakuya stopped his step. Dark aura surrounded his feature. "Hah?" he glared at him with his infamous 'I'll send you to the seventh Gate of Hell' glare.
"Ok, hey, there, Byakuya, we're friends, you were mocking me, and I just pay you back! We're even! No violence!" Itachi said immediately. He might beat him, but he didn't want to face certain blonde's wrath, thank you very much!
Byakuya tch-ed before he back walked away. "Are you here just to say that?"
"Nope," Itachi said while gazed at the sky. "I just wanted to warn you about something."
"And what is it?"
"Keep an eye on Ichimaru Gin," Itachi said seriously, "He gives me this bad vibes."
"…," he gazed at Itachi silently. He knew that Amaterasu and Susanoo, Itachi's Twin Zanpakuto, give that kind of power to their wielder. Byakuya nodded in understanding. "By the way, who know about my wife?"
"Every people that came to your wedding and the Red Teams as well as former tenth division captain. And for your information, Urahara never knew her."
Byakuya nodded in approval. "And about her status?"
"Her mortal parents, your parent, hers as well as my acquaintances, shotaichou, and the Red team."
"I see…"
"By the way, you're so short tempered today, something's up?"
"Short of," he sighed again, "That snake."
"Gin?"
Byakuya nodded. "He was spying on me."
"I see…."
"Yeah, well-," he stopped once he saw familiar figure walked towards Rokungai's path, "Naru?"
"Huh?" Itachi blinked, he then followed his best friend's eyes. "Naruko?"
With Naruko…
Meanwhile, Naruko who walked to the Rokungai wondering whether she will find someone else from shinobi dimension or no in there. She heard from Yamamoto when he visited her last week, that there were some people from Shinobi dimension who had strong reiatsu came. She wonder who. Yamato said that they were going to the academy soon. Beside she wanted to make sure, she also wanted to find Hisana's little sister, she said that she left her when she was a child, and Hisana felt so guilty about it. So she asked her if it's ok to adopt her too. And Naruko said 'yes', while Byakuya?He tried not to cry because he broke ANOTHER rule again. But hey! Who dare opposed Naruko? No one. Not even Yamamoto dares to oppose her. And nobody outside or inside the clan except her Mother, step Father, as well as her Parent in law and Yamamoto himself and some 'acquaintances' knew about her status as the Death God, Shikami.
So, back to Naruko, She walked till she saw a familiar figure wearing a red academy uniform near an old house not far from her. 'Why...is she seems familiar...Hisana ka?' thought Naruko. It was the first day for all freshmen, she knew that. 'Wait...if its Hisana, but she's don't have reiatsu! Maybe...she is her little sister?' Naruko walked to the little girl. It seems she's talking with somebody else, A red haired guy with weird tattoo everywhere.
"Oi, Renji! Hurry up! I don't wanna be late on our first day!" the Hisana-look-alike-Little girl yelled at the guy.
"Wait! let me finish this thing then off we go!" then the Renji guy was shuffling something. "There! Done!"
"Okay, lets go-"
"Ohayo Gozaimasu~!" said the blonde Shikami to them.
"Whoa!" Renji and Rukia yelped.
"Nice reply, It's 'Good Morning to you too' I presume?" teased Naruko while she grinned madly at the two kids.
Rukia stared at her. "Ah! hai, Ohayou gozaimasu...can we help you, miss?"
Naruko grinned madly. "Well, yes, may I know what your name is?"
The two young shinigami-apprentices stared at her suspiciously. The woman-teenage like-shinigami in front of her only grinned at them wickedly. Rukia watched her clothes, she wore white shinhakusho with black haori hung loosely, and a white scraf on her neck, protecting her from the cold, it showed them that she's one of the Kuchiki clan house. And two Katana hung on her hip.
"Relax, I wont bite you, or kidnap you or something, I just wanted to make sure if you have a sister named Hisana," said Naruko while hid her hand inside her white shinhakusho.
Rukia's eyes widened. "You, You know where my sister is?"
Naruko nodded. "Yes. So I presume that you are her missing sister then?"
"Yes, my name is Rukia. And he is Renji, and we are not brother-sister."
"Oh, I know that, dear, there's no similarity! silly~!"
the red head only scratches head. "So, umm..miss, where is Rukia's sister?"
"Oh! I'll tell you later. now, You're late for your first day! "
"Shit, you're right! Rukia, come on!" and Renji grabbed the poor girl hand and started to run to the academy.
"Wha! Wait- Renji!"
"I'll meet you later!" yelled Naruko to them. She shook her head then sighed. "Kids... ...Um? Now you may come out, Byakuya, Itachi."
Byakuya and Itachi merged out from their hiding place. "Naru," Byakuya greet her with small smile before came closer to give her a peck kiss on her cheek.
"Yo, Hime," Itachi said, gave her a mock salute. "Who are they?"
Still in Byakuya's arms, Naruko chuckled. "That was Renji and Rukia."
"Rukia?" asked both of them.
Byakuya stared down at his wife, "As in Hisana's little sister name, Rukia?"
Naruko nodded once again. Her smile, if its possible, became wider. "Aren't it great?"
Itachi sweat dropped when he saw Byakuya just frozen up like that and done nothing but nodded dumbly at Naruko. 'Oh man, he's so whipped…'
Meanwhile…Konohagakure no Satou, Hokage Tower…
Sakura glared at the person in front of him, hard. Oh how she hated the man with passion. She gritted her teeth in anger, fist clenched, and eyes narrowed dangerously behind her cat ANBU mask. She walked right behind the man with two other male ANBUs, one with deer mask and the other with dog mask. Behind them, another ANBU in Wolf mask, dolphin mask, and Bird mask also walked silently, monitoring the three so they would not gave the man in front of them bodily harms.
The man that led them into the Hokage office ignored them all the way. He knew that they wanted to rip him into pieces, especially Sakura, Kakashi, Iruka, Yamato and this certain Sai guy. He could careless anyway. He's strong enough to take Itachi and Orochimaru down, he's strong enough to beat them all. At least that was what in his mind.
Once they're in front of the Hokage office, Sasuke, the man who led them, pushed the door rather roughly.
Tsunade, who was staring at her paper work, frowned in distaste once she saw who was disturbing her. "What?"
"Black Cat, captain of Squad S of ROOT," said Sasuke coldly, opened his Cat mask with black design on its eyes and cheeks and pointy ears.
"Inu of Squad 00 of ANBU," said Kakashi, bowed at her. He slides open the hood of his bone-white coat, which showed that he's the captain of the Squad, and took off his infamous trademark-dog ANBU mask
"And Flame Cat of Black Op Squad of ANBU," said Sakura too. she was also slide open her blood red coat's hood and took off his Cat mask with designs like Sasuke's but in Blood-red colors.
"Come to report, Hokage-sama!" all of them said in unison and then bowed deeply, including Sasuke, since he knew that Tsunade could beat him easily.
Tsunade nodded in approval. "Hand your report to Shizune here," she said, ignored the only ROOT member present "So?"
"Your student tried to…'harm' me again," said Sasuke coldly with hint of disgust and anger in it.
The Hokage smirked at that, "Nice to hear that, Uchiha. And good job, Sakura. Even though it's a little bit disappointing that he's still alive, its still an accomplishment," she said to her.
Sakura and the others were smirking smugly, Sasuke growled in anger before standing up.
"Apparently I don't have business with you anymore, Uchiha, you may leave this office," she said while gave the Uchiha a hard, cold, glare. The said man shunshined away without saluted at her. "Damn brat. Kakashi, sealed this office. I don't want enemies overheard our meeting."
"Yes, Lady Tsunade," he said formally before made the necessary hand signs. "Ninpou: Shell of Genbu Technique." And instantly, the room surrounded by a cube like kekkai (an: imagine X-1999 dragons of..earth? or heaven? kekkai). "There you go," he gave her an eye smile.
Tsunade grinned at him back. "Nice, Kakashi," she said easily before back stared at Sakura. "Honestly Sakura, I hope you try harder next time."
Knowing what was her shishou talking about, she scowled slightly. "Oh, don't worry, I will."
"Even I'll help you out if you give me the plan." Shikamaru drop his mask. "Same like the others."
The three ANBU dropped their mask and hood, revealed Iruka, Neji and Kiba.
"Hyaa...I saw you did that wicked 'accident' punch on him, Sakura-chan...I think it'll work if you do it when he's concentrating on his opponent, not when he's already finishes them off." Kakashi gave them an eye smile again.
"Right, Kakashi." Iruka rolled his eyes. "And why don't you do that then?"
"Hun, seriously, I don't want to receive big whack from my ex-student here!" the silver haired Jounin whined to his lover.
"Kakashi-sensei is right. If he did that, I'll give him a nice-full-blow-slap. I wanted to be the one who kill him." Sakura giggled gleefully.
Neji smiled. "Yeah, and maybe I can have some parts of his body for Hiashi-sama, Hanabi-chan, and Hinata-hime." Then the smile turned into big wicked grin that could crept the hell out of the Enma himself.
Tsunade nodded. "Its one and half years already...I wonder if she's happy out there." She smiled sadly. Everyone knew that Naruto was a girl now. Tsunade and Jiraiya revealed it to them after the burial. Everyone was totally shocked. Uzumaki Naruto, actually was Namikaze Kuchiki-Uzumaki Narue. A girl. Onna desu. Femme. FEMALE. and EVERYONE, I mean everyone, including Sasuke and his acquaintances, screaming 'WHAT' out loud.
Shizune squeezed her shoulder softly. "Tsunade-hime, I'm sure that she's happy."
"Yeah."
Everybody smiled sadly.
"If only, if only Kami-sama give me one wish and Kami-sama make it happen, I wish to see, no, meet Naruko-chan again. And Hold her and told her that I love her," Tsunade said sadly.
Now, they watch the mighty Godaime cry.
They never knew, that certain Kami smiled at them, and whispering 'Your wish going to be granted, by father...just wait...and she loves all of you too...'
TBC
AN: I'm depressed, and wanted to kill my self. And yes, I already did it, suicide attempts I mean. And no, it has nothing to do with my fanfics. Life suck, that is. I mean, I'm sorry if it took too long for this story to update, I was busy to keep me sane. I'm going crazy, mind you, I already go to psychiatrist and they told me that I almost got high-lvl of stress. Add more, and I'm going to lose it. In the end? Bye2 world! Joy-sliced wrist, for the fucking 10th time this month