D'script.: Castiel eats pie.

Disc.: I own nothing. And now I'm hungry for pie.

Love: For pie! I rather prefer blueberry, but if Cas is eating it, I won't complain.

Mini: Pie

"Okay," Dean said slowly, after Sam had left the table to go pay the check, "It's called pie."

Castiel looked at the slice of flaky pastry in front of him, which was currently oozing a rich blueberry filling. He looked over to Dean's slice to see that he had apple slices in his. Castiel nodded.

"I'm familiar with pie."

Dean grinned, "Great. Do you know what a pie-eating contest is?"

Castiel shook his head, wondering what Dean was planning.

"It's a race between two people to see who can finish their pie first," he said triumphantly, "I've won every pie-eating contest I was in."

"What're the rules?"

"Just one," Dean said, "Eat as fast as you can - oh! And none of that freaky angel shit. You're doing this one human-style."

Castiel nodded slowly, "Why is yours different?" he asked, indicating the pie.

"Because I like apple pie," Dean answered, "Okay, since you're new at this, I'll let you taste both and you can pick which one you like."

Castiel swiped some of the apple filling on his finger and sucked it, delighting at the taste. He then tried the blueberry one and blanched slightly. He took Dean's plate and replaced it with his own.

Dean looked a little slighted, but he nodded regardless, "Ready?"

Castiel spoke confidently, "Yes."

"On the count of three." Dean confirmed, "One, two…three!"

Both angel and hunter dove straight into their pie. Dean was shoving the blueberry pie in his mouth, staining his lips purple as he tried to get it all down. Castiel had noticed that Dean had abandoned his fork and dropped his midway to grab the pie with both hands and shove it directly into his face.

Castiel was halfway done when he glanced up to see Dean almost finished his piece of pie. He thought of obliterating it, but then remembered Dean's stated rules. So, in the style of a human, he reached out and smacked the remainder of Dean's pie to the table as he gloriously put his last bite into his mouth and swallowed.

"I win," Castiel declared, the barest hint of a smirk on his face, "Though I do not understand the motives of your game."

Dean stared at Castiel in horror, "Do you know what you just did? It's blasphemy to throw down someone's pie!"

Castiel sobered up immediately, "I was not aware."

Dean plucked the piece of pie from the table and thrust it into his mouth, "Oh. Whatever…"

Sam came back, and saw the traces of smeared pie on Dean and Castiel's faces before sighing in annoyance, "You had a pie-eating contest with an angel, Dean?"

Dean whined petulantly, "Yeah. And he fucking won."

Sam watched in wonder as Dean wiped his face and Castiel sat there victoriously and blissfully unaware of how much pie he was wearing on his face. Sam shook his head slightly, wondering how much more corruption this poor angel could take.

So this series is done in two segments.
The 'Adventure' part follows a continuous storyline.
The 'Mini-Adventure' is a random, fun little break in between the 'Adventures'
That said, there is no regular schedule for either and Mini-Adventures will probably tend to dominate.

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