Shi kami (Death God)

By: Kiyohara

Idea: got from A LOT OF Fem!Naru in BLEACHXNARUTO xover..

Desclaimer: not mine, never.

Genre: Advanture/Romance and mild Humour

Pairing: ByakuyaxFem!Naru, YamamotoxPastFem!Naru (friendship), KibaxHina, NejixTenten, KenpachixUnohana, LeexSaku, SasoxDei, ItachixHisana

Warning: AP (Author Plot), AU, little bit OOC, but I'll try not to OOC too much. Grammar and spelling errors and maybe confusing statements.

Re-written. Whole chapters had been rewritten, better…grammar I hope? *fidgeting nervously*

Chapter 5: of Marriage, Mission, and Retreival…

Two and half years later…Sereitei, Kuchiki clan main household….

Byakuya massaged his temple, tried to ease the incoming headache. He knew that today would come eventually; he just wished it would be later than sooner. "Come again?"

"I'm here to ask your permission to-"

"Marry MY first daughter," cut the sixth division taichou. He glared hard at his fellow taichou. "And pray tell, Shihouin-Uchiha, why should I let you marry my daughter? You're as old as me, for Tenno Kami-sama's sake! Are you a pedophile?" ok, Byakuya had lost it. He finally snapped.

Itachi rolled his eyes. "Of course no. but honestly, Kuchiki, aren't you a noble? I think you understand the time difference between each dimensions," he deadpanned, "I don't mind remind you about this little problem. Anyway, technically, she's only couple of years younger than me, that if you count it by using MY dimension calculation. But if we use her dimension, I'm around 200, and she'll be around 160 or something."

Byakuya sighed in defeat, he glanced at his family. "Naruko?"

"I say let him marry her," she said while sipped her tea, "Right, Rukia-chan? Shiro-chan?"

Rukia smiled weirdly, Toushiro(dubbed Shiro-chan) twitched. "Hahaue, please refrain for calling me THAT," he said, annoyed by the nickname that his adopted mother gave.

"Hnm? Why? I found it cute…"

"It's girly, childish, and most importantly, have no dignity or respect in it," he deadpanned.

Naruko just raised her eyebrows elegantly before smiled at him again, "But, honey, you're still a child and still in academy. You're nothing but a kid for me, well, even thou you're a captain already, you are and always will be my KID," she said, emphasis the Kid word.

Felt like thousands knives stabbed him, Toushiro admit his defeat. "Fine," he grumbled silently. "Just give him the go, Otousan, I need to help Rukia-neesan obtain her Bankai."

The said young girl chuckled nervously at Toushirou's coldness. Byakuya sighed, "…you're my SON, Toushirou, my HEIR. You shall be more respectful toward your father."

Toushirou rolled his eyes, "Oh come on, you did the same thing to Grand father! I merely follow your step in 'coldness', Otousan," he told his adoptive father heatedly.

"Why can't you follow the good things?" Byakuya mumbled to himself.

Naruko grinned, "Maa, that's your own fault, you're the one who told him to wear a mask that he comfortable with. It happens to be your icy-bastard mask."

"Naruko, language, please. You're a Death God," her husband scolded her firmly. "Anyway, Itachi…."

"Yes?"

"…why do you…so interested with our daughter?" Byakuya asked him, he put his serious face in place.

The ex-shinobi grinned at them; beamed. "Simple! She's everything that I look for; nice, soft-spoken, honest, patient, graceful, she has this 'perfect mother' personality, moreover, she's powerful enough to protect herself and her kits if I'm not around."

Itachi declaration made certain woman blushed brightly. She was flattered. "H-hontou ka? You see me that worthy?" Hisana said softly, but not afraid to hear his answer.

"Yes, and you're more than worthy. You're more than everything…Hisana-hime," he answered her firmly, smile on his face.

Hisana blushed again, "Itachi-sama…" she said softly.

"Hisana…" he said softly too.

All of them cooed by the sight, well, except Byakuya and Toushirou of course. Byakuya, since he's the clan head and the well-known cold heartless taichou of Gotei Juusantai…he wouldn't and couldn't cooed over something like this, would he? And Toushirou? Oh come on…THIS (is) Kuchiki (Hitsugaya) Toushirou we're talking about!

Ehem, anyway. Byakuya twitched slightly; he's really tempted to strangle his ex-classmate so bad. Naruko chuckled when he saw Byakuya's expression. "Now, now, I say its okay. I approve."

Byakuya snapped his head at his wife. "But-"

"Oh come on, or you prefer Hisana going out with Kisame?"

"WHAT?" now the two black haired males shouted out loud. "What do you mean by Kisame, Naruko?" Itachi asked her, anger rose.

Naruko just chuckled. "Kisame has been…lets just say that he's in good term with our little Hisana here~" Hisana blushed slightly when she saw Naruko winked at her.

The clan head blanched slightly. "Fine, then I approve!" Byakuya said instantly. Itachi might be the brother of someone who made his wife living in hell, but he was 100% sure that Itachi's way better than Kisame. No, he's (or I) being racist here, but please? Were (Are) you sane enough to pair sweet innocent little Hisana with a blue-skinned man-shark with rude behaviors and no tact named Kisame? …Byakuya can't imagine his grandchildren appearances gonna look like. Oh the nightmare!

Anyway, back at the task at hand. As fast as they heard Byakuya's approval, Toushiro stand up while holding Rukia's hand and bolted out from the room, murmured about training and bankai. Itachi pounced Hisana then kissed her and then took her out.

Naruko smiled warmly at them as they gone to their own devices. She turned her head cutely to Byakuya. "Anata, do you know how much I love you?" she asked him as she leaned closer, lips only 3 cm from the other's lips.

"A lot?" Byakuya answered, smirked a little.

"More than a lot….," she murmured and then leaned further in order to claim Byakuya's lips.

And the heated make out season begun.

Somewhere in Kuchiki's private training Ground…

Rukia, with her black shinigami gear, held her zanpakuto close. "Are you ready, Toushiro-kun?"

Toushiro rolled his eyes. "Just begin..."

And their zanpakuto clashed. They were sparing in the private training gorund since Toushiro adopted by the Kuchiki. They're quiet close, actually, however, even though Rukia, or known as Kuchiki Rukia, and Toushirou or Kuchiki Toushirou, the adoptive children of the Kuchiki clan head there're not many people who knew that fact. Outside the clan, and some others close friend of the Kuchiki, they were known as Kuchiki Rukia the youngest sister of Kuchiki Byakuya and the 3rd seat of 13th Division, and Hitsugaya Toushirou the genius prodigy after Uchiha Itachi, issued that he's going to be the next Taichou.

They hide everything well. Nobody knew that they were part of the Byakuya happy little family.

"Ne, Toushirou, it's been 3 years since our first meeting right?"

The white haired boy nodded. "Yeah, what is it?"

"When hahaue died?"

The white haired boy squinted his eyes. "If I'm not mistaken, when she's 17."

"That's mean; she married at 18, yes?"

"Yeah, I guess."

"And she adopted Hisana-neesan too, 2 years later she adopt me, then you. and its been 3 years we stay in the same house...and How old are you?"

"Counting from my dimension, I'm 94, that's mean, it has here 82 years already..."

"Yep, and I'm more than 150 years, Oneesan too...And I bet cichiue age around 300 or something..."

Toushiro, which was defending himself from Rukia stabs, blinked. "Yeah, 300 in this OUR dimension prediction, but in here, he is around 27 or something."

"And you're still 12. and I'm 16 for the rest of my life. che..."

"Be glad, sister, at least you're taller than me until the end of the world..." Toushiro scowled. Toshiro never pouted.

The elder sibling laughed. "Hell yeah, that's so right!" She smiled at her brother. "So, are you tell Hinamori already?"

Toushiro shook his head while attacking his sister. "Nope, not going to happen. Anyway, by my calculation, that mean our mother WAY MUCH younger than us..."

"Right, I'm thinking the same too..."

CLANG!

They stop their move.

"That was good exercise, let's go, I got mission tomorrow, and you have your last exam right?"

Tooushiro nodded. "Oi, neesan, can you ask mother how old is she? If she's really the Shikami, then she's indeed much older than the rest of us."

"I'll try-"

"YOU better not ask her that..." said someone behind them.

both of them turned their head. "Tousan?"

"Kuchiki-taichou, remember, or your mother going to spank you."

"Right. Sorry about that, Kuchiki-Taichou." Toushirou rolled her eyes.

Rukia smiled. "Niisama." she giggled.

"Don't laugh, blame your mother." Byakuya sighed. "And please, be smart and don't ask her about her true age, believe me, she's an oni if you ask her that."

Both of them gulped. "How did you know this?"

"I was asking her 3 years ago, right before she told me that she found you, Rukia."

"And?"

"I had to sleep on the guest room for the rest of the week, a big bump on my head, red cheek, and some 'friendly' bruises from her 'dearest' Zanpakuto. Believe me; you don't want to mess with the lord of Underworld." Byakuya sighed.

"Waaaiiitt a minute, Hahaue Zanpakuto is the spirit of the Lord of Underworld?" asked the boy.

"Yes."

"Why we never heard about it?" Rukia asked, shocked by the news.

Byakuya, with his infamous expressionless face, answered, "Because you never asked."

"Well shit..." said Toushirou.

Whack!

"Itte! nani o, Rukia-neesan?"

"Language, boy!" Rukia scolded her brother.

Both males rolled their eyes, "Woman..."

"Just get back to the academy..." Byakuya sighed.

Rukia and Toushirou nodded.

"Oh, Kuchiki-taichou, what are you doing here?" asked Toushirou

"None of your business. Oh, and Rukia, take care in the next mission, I heard that the shinigami who was missing were eaten by them. I don't want your mother go into another rampage. Understood?"

'In other word 'Take care of your self, I love you, dear daughter.'..." thought Rukia and Toushiro. "Yes, Chichiue..." answered Rukia softly. Then she left them.

"So, I heard you finally finish your academy, hm?"

"Yeah."

"Only 2 years...thanks to my training, hm?"

"...Yeah..."

"Off the record, congratulation, after what happen last year, and because you did finish your bankai, don't look at me like that...that's my privilege for married the Shikami herself."

"Don't forget that Hahaue scare the shit out of the shotaichou himself..."

"Ah, yes, that too...Shotaichou-sama going to promote you to tenth division Taichou."

Toushirou smirked. "Nice...eeto, Uchiha-taichou?"

"What about him?" Byakuya asked, annoyed by the question.

Watching his father's expression, he shook his head quickly, "Nothing..." The white haired boy walked away before he halted. He frowned, remembering what happened last year. It's only the Shotaichou, his parent and the stupid people in 46 who knew about it. "Ne, Chichiue..." he whispered from the door.

Byakuya stare at his son, his only heir. "Yes?"

"Kusaka...is he-"

"No, Hahaue won't tell me what happen to him. You know why, she doesn't want to hurt you. Beside, she doesn't want to interfere with, our, mortal, business, it's better if you don't know about it, neither the others." Byakuya walked and patted his only son, right now, head and ruffled his hair. "Now go back to your dorm."

Toushiro gave him a weak smile. "Hai, see you later, Kuchiki-taichou." And He shuunpo-ed, leaving Byakuya alone.

"That kid, only call me Chichiue when nobody around...tch brat."

TBC