From Wammyboysfangurl321

Dear Nihon,

I actually do enjoy being called an Otaku. Yeah, I think I gaved you to much info about me and Bella, sorry about that. Damn, I was really hoping I could've gotten your help to get Lily in that outfit...I can always use Prussia or England(drunk of course) to distract our little trigger happy swiss. If its successful I'll send you the pictures.

By the way, the other day I was drinking some beer after the meeting when i saw France sprinkle some sparkle-ish dust (Edward Cullens Dandruff?) in England's drink when he wasn't looking. A few minutes England was asleep and France drove him home... did I just witness something that could lead to a date-rape?

Really Confused,

Albania AKA Alexandra Llyrian

P.S

I think Belarus hates me. The other day she "accidentally" pushed me off the stairs...that's been the fourth time this month.

Dear Otaku-chan,

I'm glad to hear you like the name. It would have saddened me to have to leave it off...

And no, you didn't say too much. At least not yet. You pass the line when you reach Alfred/Arthur level. Or even Francis/EVERYONE level. I would still rather not hear of your "sexcapades" as Francis-san likes to put it. It's not like I would write and publish it... pfft.

Is Basch-san even afraid of anything? Maybe losing all of his money and having his banks close down. That would be most unfortunate. Why would you want Lily-chan in that suit anyways? She seems too... uke for that sort—never mind, I see your point.

Edward... Cullen? Is that the western-american vampire I've been hearing about? Is it true he's a gay diamond dust collector? Well, that's what Arthur-san told me... But I wouldn't know.

That, Otaku-chan, is indeed "date-rape". As much as Francis-san hates Arthur-san... He would never pass up a good "quick fuck". I don't feel right saying that word...

I think you should go search for Arthur-san when you have the chance. He is most likely naked at the bottom of the Eifel Tower... I'm sure he could really use some help. Just tell him you're a fairy, he'll follow you even in his drunken state.

Worrying for the English man,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon

P.S. Did you go near Ivan(the man does not deserve an honorific in his vile name)? That woman is just as much of an obsessed demon as that tyrant. She probably got jealous and overprotective.