From SheepAteMyFanBoys (I loled so much reading this)
My dearest Nihon-Sama,
No, I wouldn't want poor little Greece to be sad. I must come up with a solution! ... EUREKA! I SHALL MURDER GREECE SO HE WONT FEEL SAD ANYMORE! IT'S PERFECT!
No need to be scared, Nihon-Sama, I wont hurt you if you don't struggle... I will become the mother of your children, Japan, you don't get a say in this.
Lots and lots of scary love,
Your Future Wife (whether you like it or not. 8D ),
Lucy
ps Don't worry about your bones, you wont need them for long!
Dear Demon,
Usually, I am calm and collective when it comes to dealing with rabid fangirls... but I draw the line when Heracles-kun is threatened. I will abandon all of my values and morals if I must protect my l...my lo.. my l-lover! (Phew, finally said it)
When I think about it, I don't think you could actually house my children. Do you have any idea how old I am? It is by miracle my bones haven't fallen off... I'm not saying my, um, "functions", are old and disfunctional! Certainly not, I'm still as active and rigorous as I was when I was young! Why, just ask Heracles-kun!
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Why am I sharing this again? That was beyond my own personal line... I bring shame onto myself... /wrists
You shall not be my wife!
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
P.S. You are called Lucipher after the devil Lucifer... I am sure of it now...
Again, I giggled too much to this. Crazy fan girls ftw.