From yintsunami

Dear Kiku,

Well, It's not THAT obvious... Okay it is, but what do you expect? Last world meeting in the UK, I could hear you and him doing what Mummy and Daddy do from my place! I'm sorry, but you're louder than Mum, and he's REALLY LOUD!

It's nice to know you won't rape me, Francis tried that once and Daddy beat him over the head with a McDonalds sign! Francis will not give you Power Ranger's if you go near him!

My bum and back would hurt? Like Mummy?...what if Ravis' bum hurt instead! Then mine wouldn't have to! ...lol you've already told a child! :D

Well I call Arthur, Mummy, for a good reason... (I would tell you, but involves Britannia Angel, a misfired spell, and Alfred)

You know, Alfred, Arthur, Fin-papa and Su-papa. that counts as 4!

Giggling much,

Peter Kirkland

~Sealand

P.S. I wanted to, but Mummy went through my mail, read it, blushed, and burned it...

Dear Peter-kun,

Well, it's official. I'm done trying. I'm fucking Heracles-kun so hard up the ass it makes Francis-san cry...

I'll be right back, I need to scrub my tounge with soap. I certainly hope everyone else is happy now...

Seikō watashi...

Also, I'm not that loud. W-Why were you even listening! You're 12! This is inappropriate behavior and talk for someone of your age! Why can't anyone ever talk to me about cats for a change? Why is always about what me and Heracle-kun did at one point?

I wouldn't rape anyone in general. That is completely not in my character. Doing such things is an immoral act that should only happen on paper... which is why it happens a lot on paper. Francis-san is not a man of fantasy, and likes to do everything in his reality... why? 2D is so much better...

I know I've told a child and I am ashamed of myself! Please don't remind of my wrong doings... And I don't think you realize why it is your bum would hurt. I would rather not explain, but let me tell you, it is something your innocent mind should not be dwelling on yet. Arthur-san is a bad mother and is rotting you. Ignore him, please. Ignore the screams from his room as well. It's nothing, they are just watching a scary movie, I promise.

That certainly is a lot of fathers... imagine the things they—never mind.

Also, I would have preferred you didn't read that manga. It would have told you much. As Alfred-san likes to put it, it would have been "So much mind rape." You don't need that much... Yeah.

Sincerely,

Honda Kiku,

-Japan/Nihon

I'm havin' fun...