From yintsunami
Dear Japan,
I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED! I DO EXIST! Oh who am I kidding... might as well not.
Well, I'm guessing you've guessed who it is by now, (not america) If not I'm the guy who LOOKS like america, but is way more polite and quiet and unnoticed...and... -sigh- I'll stop there.
I might as well tell you of my little dilemma that I have, since you wrote all those Doujins of England that I found under my brother's bed, I'll ask you since you seemed to remember me (on occasion.)
I like someone. He's then only one who remembers me 24/7 and he bugs me for pancakes and tells me I look cute when I blush, and thinks my family is "un-awesome" Cause they never remember me, and he makes me feel worth something, and... I'll just stop there.
Can you guess who it is? and can you tell me what to do about it?
In a romantic slum,
Matthew Williams
~I'M CANADA! CANADA!
Dear Matthew-san,
Nani? A letter? From whom?... Oh! It's, um... M-Matthew-san! Right... .
Gemennasai, Matthew-san, it's just that... you are so quiet. It's hard to see you at times. You need to speak up more...
If it makes you feel any better, I think as a person you are better than Alfred-san. You, as you mentioned, are much more polite and don't force people into things... cough...
N-Nani! Are you sure it wasn't Francis-san who made those? I might write a lot of those (and I mean alot)... but I would feel weird writing about Arthur in that manner (I might be lying)... even if he and Alfred clearly belong together... They really need to just go and make children... even though I'm sure they already have.
Could you be talking about Gilbert-kun? He comes over often, and always expresses how great your pancakes are, saying they are the best in the world. He seems very fond of you, actually. I think you should just tell him, Matthew-san. Although... knowing Gilbert-kun he might laugh and tell you to stop joking around...
Hmm... this must be handled carefully. I would tell you to try and be serious... but you still seem just as shy when you're serious. Although, didn't you make Alfred-san cry once? He only ever cries when he's out of burgers or watches a scary movie... Well done, Matthew-san.
Trying to help you out,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
Nani?: What?
Gomennasai: I'm sorry