From Rose Fortress

Dear Kiku-kun,

Guess what? I just finished my paperwork! I fell asleep halfway through and had to be roused by my cats, but I finished it. My boss was surprised that I had completed two weeks' backlog of papers in less than a week, but pleased nonetheless. It was also a good opportunity to inform him of how my relations with you did not necessarily distract me from my work and actually helped me focus on it.

Actually, I do have an idea of it; I used to be even more promiscuous than France - remember that sex frequency poll you saw some time ago? I didn't even use condoms back then, unlike France who did use them on occasion.

...It's actually a wonder that I didn't catch any STDs or impregnate anyone, now that I think about it. (Maybe my mother's gods have been watching over me this whole time?) I had a check-up before I began going out with you, and the doctor said I was clean. I hope that's true; I'd never forgive myself if I ever infected you.

As for dealing with France's indecency, maybe we could try finding a long-term partner for him? If falling in love was what made me stop sleeping around, it might work for him too. I think he has an interest in that island girl - Seychelles, was it? - or maybe that nation with the talking bear...what was his name again?

You're right; not talking about that Turk is the best option. (Although I do now have your letter to rub in his face if he ever claims you think I'm less cute than him.)

*smiles gently* I don't find you frustrating, Kiku. You may act differently in public, but I still get to see what you're really like in private. You're actually a very interesting person, being able to get your paperwork and housework done and still have time to watch anime and dress up for those conventions you're so fond of, and I enjoy being able to see all sides of you. (Plus, you're very cute when you apologize.)

Besides, you're one of the few people who aren't bothered by me abruptly falling asleep even in the middle of conversations. You also don't seem to mind when I wander off on some topic unrelated to what we were just talking about, or that my finances are, shall we say, meager. In all honesty, sometimes I wonder why you chose _me_ over the nations who are just as hardworking, neat or good with money as you are...

I should be at your place by tomorrow morning, along with my cats who will be very happy that you thought of them, and we can put these cat toys you've prepared to good use then.

See you soon,

Heracles (Greece)

Dear Heracles-kun,

I'm happy to hear you have finished! I finished my paper work a couple of days of ago... I've just been lounging around drawing. I made a very interesting picture of Basch-san and Lily-chan! I think it's cute and can't wait to show you. I also made some other ones... but those are more private . (I think you'll like them as well...)

Hai... I remember that poll... I came in dead last...Thank you for reminding me...

Also, I find it hard to believe you could have been worse than Francis-san... Although, last time I visited your home, every statue was naked (So... many privates). Not to mention all of the people having sex in the broad daylight. I don't think I've passed out so many times in one day before...

Well, you are the embodiment of a Country... Imagine if you did have a child... I wonder if they would turn into a country as well? It would be cute, watching a little you running around. And don't worry, I'm clean as well (mainly because of how I am, though .).

Hai, Seychelles-chan. I was stuck on her island quite a few times before (as weird as it sounds). She's very pleasant. Although, I don't think she enjoys having Francis-san trying to grope her every waking second of the day. A man with a bear? Never heard of him... Oh! Matthew-san! How could I forget him, he just sent me a letter! ... Who are we talking about again?

Of course you are cuter, and no one should tell you otherwise.

You don't find my dressing up odd? Some of the other countries make fun of me sometimes for that, even though a lot of their own populations seem to like doing the same thing (Halloween, right?). Thank goodness no one else knows the real, more eccentric me. My image would be ruined for life. I save the wild, violent, angry sex for you and only you (I'm going to hear about this later from the others...). This is being more open, right? It's hard... [Author: LIKE MY DICK./]

I-I'm cute? Oh... U-Um, arigatou g-gozaimasu...

To be honest, I'm not very good when it comes to making friends with other countries, since I tend to be shy at times. Although I have an abundant source of them now, I seem to enjoy your company the most. I don't mind those flaws about you at all... They are something I can learn to work around. Besides, you falling asleep on me just gives me a chance to fully admire you... –shy blush-

Well, I do love your cats... –nargle nargle-

Lovingly,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon

Hai: yes
arigatou gozaimasu: Thank you

I love how his letters to Greece are the longest XD I LOVE IT. SO CUTE.