Hello again my lovely readers! I saw Alice in Wonderland last week and needless to say, it was one of the best movies I had ever seen! I am definitely gonna go see it again. I got the Sims 3 for Christmas this past year and OH MY GOD I have Sebastian and Ciel Sims and IT IS THE BEST. You can make them do ANYTHING. I watched them run around and play tag for five minutes. It's quite amusing actually. The only bad thing about it is that there's no way to make a male Sim pregnant, unless you are like a master hacker.

Anyway, a few of you already know what will go on in this chapter, so enjoy!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ONE OF MY READERS THAT I'M CLOSE TO, RACHEL! THIS CHAP CAN BE FOR YOU!!!

Sebastian: Cookie doesn't own Kuroshitsuji or its characters.

Me: Damn right I don't.

Mating Season

An Unwelcome Visitor

Sebastian's POV

Did I just hear that right? Ciel was in love with me? I didn't know what to feel. Excited, confused, disgusted, or maybe even amusement. One thing was for sure, I had to go bail Ciel out. What kind of a demon butler would I be if I couldn't even rescue my master from prison?

Within seconds, I was outside the jail. I closed my eyes and concentrated on a disguise to get me in. I reopened my eyes and noticed I was in my cat form. I smiled at my look and trotted inside.

The idiot officers didn't even notice me go by. As I passed by each cell, I recognized some of the people the queen had ordered us to arrest. A couple of drug dealers, a prostitute, and a robber. Finally, I reached the cell containing my master, who was sleeping. Purring at the sweet sight, I slipped through the iron bars and gazed up at Ciel. My tail swished back and forth furiously when I noticed the shackles on the young boy's hands and feet.

I padded over to his lap and began rubbing his face, trying to wake him. It wasn't until I started to lick his face did he finally wake up.

"Nngh… huh?" Ciel murmured once he woke up. He looked down at me and immediately turned cold, "Beat it cat. I'm in no mood."

I meowed in protest and leapt off his lap. Letting my red eyes show brightly in the dimly lit cell, Ciel put the pieces together.

Ciel shifted uncomfortably in his shackles as he inched towards me, "Sebastian? Is that you? What the hell are you doing here?"

I reverted back to my human form, "I'm here to rescue you, Bocchan."

The boy sighed in relief, "Good. Get me out of these chains."

"Although…" I continued, "Once I saw you like this, looking so helpless and weak, I decided that this might be good for you."

"Good for me?!" Ciel yelled, "How could this be good for me?!"

I pressed a finger to my lips silently telling him to quiet down, "Maybe living a prison life for just a few days will toughen you up a bit."

Ciel's POV

I was shocked at what I was hearing. Sebastian thinks jail might be good for me? Is he insane? I am in no condition to live in a cold, moldy, old cell.

"Sebastian, I order you to get me out of this prison now!" I shouted right in his ear.

The demon merely chuckled, "I'm sorry, I'm a little deaf in this ear."

I rolled my eyes and went to his other ear, "I said, GET ME OUT OF HERE NOW!"

"My apologies bocchan, I'm a trifle deaf in this ear as well." He said smirking.

I groaned and sat down on the stone floor, "If you won't do as I ask, then leave my sight. And make sure no one comes into the house while I'm gone. You may do whatever you want if such a thing occurs. That is an order."

Sebastian bowed, "Yes, my Lord." And with that, he was gone.

Once I was alone in the dark cell again, I curled up in the corner and began to sob.

THE NEXT DAY

Sebastian's POV

I was quick to address to all the servants what Ciel had ordered. Don't let anyone in. If anyone does arrive at the house, they were to notify me immediately. Of course, someone had to show up at the Phantomhive Estate the day after the order was made. I was working on some of Ciel's paperwork that needed to be finished when Maylene came to inform me that there was someone at the door and Finny accidentally let her in. And now I was making my way down the hall to see the unwelcome guest. I was irritated enough that they let the woman in.

I made it into the foyer to see a nun standing there. I forced a smile, "Yes, can I help you?"

"W-Well um…are you the butler of the house?" She stuttered out.

"Yes I am." I replied nodding slowly.

The nun continued, "Uh…my name is Miss Lola, and I was sent here by the Holy Church because the building must be purified."

I raised an eyebrow, "Purified? For what reasons, may I ask?"

"The boy who was recently arrested for murder has tainted this place with his sins. Mother Meredith says that is must be cleansed at once." Miss Lola informed me.

I paused for a second before talking, "Excuse me for a moment, I must go retrieve the master."

The nun flinched as well as all the servants in the room also. Maylene, Finny, and Bard gave me a puzzling look. I glared at them, silently telling them to play along. They seemed to understand as they nodded in unsion.

"B-But I thought your m-master was in jail!" Miss Lola said with worry in her voice.

I smiled, "I will go fetch the master."

Without another word, I hurried up the stairs and into the first room I came across. I started pacing in the room, "As much I hate to do this, I have no other choice. The servants will no doubt go running the second everything goes dark."

I closed my eyes and slowly transformed into my true form. I saw myself in the mirror nearby and sighed, "Why did I have to inherit Mother's curvy hips?"

As I made my way into the foyer, everything went dark. I hid in the shadows as I could tell the servants were still present. I dropped my suave voice and spoke in the tone of a devil.

Miss Lola's quivering voice was heard in the darkness, "What's going on?"

"Don't worry." Bard reassured, "There's no need to panic."

Finny nodded, "Bard is right. There's no reason to panic." He grabbed a blanket Miss Lola was clutching onto, "May I borrow this? Thank you!" He threw the blanket over his head and began trembling in fear.

"There's a stranger here." My loud voice boomed throughout the room.

"Well, she said she needed to do something important and-" Bard began explaining.

"Who let her in?" I said, interrupting him.

The frightened gardener peeked out from under the sheets, "Master, we didn't mean to!"

"Who dares disobey me?!"

"Oh dear…" Maylene spoke quietly.

"You have all betrayed me!" I yelled.

Finally, the servants ran off and left Miss Lola alone. I decided to step out into the light, "Who are you?"

"M-Miss Lola, I-"

"What are you doing in my mansion?!" I ordered.

"I-I just came to-"

I dashed over to her, "You are not welcome here!"

She looked at my demon form in disgust and awe.

"It's hideous isn't it?" I snarled.

The nun trembled, "N-No! It's-"

I paced around her, "Repulsed by such an impure thing aren't you?!"

"I-I'm sorry! I won't ever bother you again!" She pleaded.

"I'll make sure of that!" I growled as I lunged towards her.

Ciel's POV

By the Queen's request, I was allowed to be let out of my cell for a couple hours a day to be outside in the courtyard. She made a personal phone call to the prison demanding that murderer or not, I was still a young boy and needed fresh air. While I was extremely grateful for the Queen's kindness, I didn't like being treated as if I were vermin.

The guards came and got me to be led outside for some fresh air. Once I was let out, I did what I normally did. I just sat on the grass and picked at it. But then, I heard noise coming from the bushes separating the courtyard with the police hounds pin. I stopped what I was doing and got a little bit closer to where the bush was. When I was a few feet away from it, the noises stopped. Slightly disappointed, I began to go back to where I was sitting.

Half way there, the noises resumed only different this time. I turned around to see two giant hounds racing towards me. I got up and tried to get away but only tripped over my chained feet. Backed up into a corner, I screamed as loud as I could. The hounds jumped on me and began attacking me. Sharp claws dug deep into my arm making me cry out in pain. I wrapped my arms around my stomach in a weak attempt to protect the child. The other dog began biting my shoulder causing me to scream once more. At last, two guards arrived and pulled the dogs off of me. I was gasping for breath and tears were rolling down my cheeks.

I was cleaned of my wounds and put right back into my cell. The Queen was outraged that they let something like that happen. I appreciated her concern but it was getting a little weird.

THREE DAYS LATER

Here I was again. Lying in my cell with nothing to do. I looked at the three identical scratches that were swollen and all red. I could tell they were getting infected. The damn nurse can't clean a wound properly. This never would have happened if Sebastian had just gotten me out of jail. The scratches began to sting but I ignored it. There was also several bite marks on my shoulder that still bled every now and again.

A clanging noise on the cell bars informed me that it was lunch time. I stood up and staggered over to where the foil covered tray was. I opened it up to reveal: an apple with a bruise on it, expired milk, and peanut butter on a piece of stale bread. I took out the apple and threw the tray into a faraway corner. Biting into the apple, I eased my way back onto the floor. It was a hell of a lot more comfortable than the cot.

The scratches throbbed and I could almost feel the bacteria of the moldy cell spreading in my body. After 4 or 5 bites, the apple became inedible. So I got up and tossed it in the trash. I suddenly felt very lightheaded and slightly nauseous. I stumbled over to the sink incase I was gonna throw up. My hands held onto the sink tightly as I got more and more faint.

Unable to support my weight, my arms gave out and I fell to the ground, hitting my head on the sink in the process. I instantly lost consciousness the second I hit the stone floor.

BIG SIGH. That was a big chapter. Over 2,000 words! I apologize if there is a bit of confusion about what happened with Sebastian. It was a last minute idea that I threw in to see how much it would work. In case you're wondering, NO CIEL ISN'T GONNA DIE. The scratches were poorly treated and caused him to pass out. Plus he probably hasn't eaten much lately.

Grell: When am I gonna be shown again?!

Me: WHEN I SAY YOU ARE!

Grell: But that's not fair!

Me: Well nothing in life is fair. You of all people should know that.

Grell: Hmph!

Ciel: *rolls eyes* This is ridiculous.

Me: Awwwww, don't say that!

Ciel: Well it is.

Me: REVIEW IF YOU WANT CIEL TO GET OUT OF JAIL!!!!!!!

BROWNIES AND BROWNIE POINTS: Inspired by YaoiSakka.

-Each chapter, you get to give a character a brownie and explain why they deserve it. (Ex. Sebastian gets a brownie for raping Ciel)

-You can split the brownie between multiple people. (Ex. Toshiro, Izuru, and Yumichika get part of a brownie for being pregnant)

-For every brownie a character gets, they get BROWNIE POINTS.

-Brownie points are given to a character when they get part of or a full brownie.

-This seems to be an issue so, ONLY GIVE ONE BROWNIE PER CHAPTER!!! Sorry, but I can't have someone giving one character a million brownies. That's waaaaaay too much.