From yintsunami
Dear Kiku,
You do realize you just told a twelve year old that your fucking someone? I've known about sex for a while now! (Isn't the internet just bloody wonderful?) plus my parents are ALFRED AND ARTHUR how do you expect me not to?
Kitties are nice, but sex just gets you all blushy and people think it's funny (that's what daddy said anyway...) You have fun with Heracle and your harem of 2D women...
I know WHY my bum would hurt, I'm just saying that I could totally top Ravis! btw MUMMY IS NOT A BAD MOTHER! It's not his fault, he can't help it! Once I came home, and the couch was broken! The frame was destroyed and there were atleast 10 broken springs popping out in multiple places... and mum could walk for a week...
Oh God! I just ruined the "adorably innocent" thing I had going on... damn it's hard always trying to be as naive as daddy...or an eight year old. sorry I blew up like that...
Now seen as only a perverted little boy,
Peter Kirkland
~SEALAND! :D
P.S. BLAME FRANCE! I talked to him once after I found out how babies were made, and he told me EVERYTHING... and I mean EVERYTHING...
Dear Peter-kun,
Yes, I realized I've told a child of my sexual activities...
-America steals laptop- DON'T HATE ME NIGGA!
-Japan steals back- N-Nani! Alfred-san, when did you get here! I could have killed you for intruding my home! You know I show no mercy for trespassers!
Please excuse me Peter-kun.
-takes a whole hour to ship America back in a box-
Gomennasai, Peter-kun. I don't know how he got in. He was reading over my shoulder... By the way, he said he was going to tell Arthur of how not innocent you are. I'm sorry.
Kittens are more than nice. I would much rather talk to you about power ranger kittens any day over the things that me, Heracles-kun, and my beautiful anime women do. Children have vivid imaginations, no? Use that if you really need to know... and it isn't a fun conversation for the one who gets awkward and blushes all the time... so shameful...
Arthur isn't a bad mum? But I thought you said you disliked him... And again, you're twelve. You don't need to "top" anyone... Can we PLEASE just talk about power rangers again?
It is safe to say I will never view you in the same way again. I knew a child going through puberty was a dangerous thing... but who knew the kids these days were to addicted to everything sex related? I blame it on Alfred-san.
America: H-Hey! Not cool, dude!
And Francis-san. Can not forget about him.
France: ;D
Questioningly,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
I... honestly enjoyed writting this one a bit too much. America, I love you XD