I don't own Naruto. In fact I don' even LIKE Naruto anymore, but I wrote this fan fiction for Kim so GOD DAMMIT I'M GOING TO FINISH IT! *angry game face*

So now that my Foamy moment is over, it's time to tell ya'll why I fell off the face of the planet and into a black hole. Firstly, I lost the binder this was in and had to find it. ^^; I found it the night after graduation practice while cleaning out all the shit that I don't need/want that I found all the way back from my Catholic school days (basically middle school shit some of which was about God, Jesus, or way I suck at everything I do) and now have two bags of trash and a garbage bag and a half of things that need to be donated. Secondly, I just haven't had time to update ANYTHING! The only reason I got "Life of Scorpious Malfoy" up was because I wrote that for a class. I've had project after project fallowed by senior exams. Now that I'm a high school grad I have time. So between now and the time I get a job/go to collage I'm hoping to: get my room organized, get rid of some of my posters and replace them with different ones, finish this fan fiction, post my Lea/Isa, get at least three more chapters of LHoW up, and take my siblings to Chucky Cheese like I promised two or three summers ago. WISH ME LUCK!

Team Kurenai were hedding to the Hokage office to inform him of how their mission went.

"I'm telling you, I'm NEVER getting married," Kiba said. "That bride was a bitch."

"It was her big day Kiba-kun" Hinata stated.

"Well yeah but that's not a very good reason."

"You two are ignoring me again," Shino moped.

Kiba started to get a smell of something amazing. He wasn't sure what it was only that it was amazing.

"Do you guys smell that?"

"No" Hinata said.

"Thought not but wow this smell is amazing" (A/N: Don't you just love Kiba's wide vocabulary?)

As they got closer to the Hokage Tower, the smell got stronger. Kiba wondered if Sakura got a new perfume. The three got to the tower and made their way to the Hokage's office.

when the entered, Kiba glanced over to Kaya. She was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen.

"Kiba, please stop gandering at my ward," Kakashi said.

"What?" he asked.

"Mever mind. How did the mission go?"

As Shino and Hinata breifed Kakashi on the mission, Kiba caught the smell again. He then fallowed his nose right between Kaya's boobs.

"Excuse me," Kaya said. "Will you please get the fuck out of my boobs?"

He backed up.

"My name is Kiba Inuzuka"

"Kaya"

"So do you want to-"

"Go away"

Kiba was dragged away by Akumaru. Kaya wasn't interested in humans at the moment. Kakashi was the only one she trusted.

After the work day was finished, Kaya and Kakashi walked home together.

"Kakashi what was wrong with that guy?"

"I guess he thought you smelled amazing"

"Really"

"I guess"

They got home to hear Zipper yelling at other dogs.

"Hey! Stop eating cat food! Your a God damn dog!"

"Does he do that?"

"Sometimes"

Zipper was the alphamale so always tried to lead everyone and everything.

"Zipper! Get down from the window!" Kaya yelled.

Zipper stared at her. Then, reluctently, got down.

"Thank you"

"So Kaya, how are you likeing the civilized world?" Kakashi asked.

"It sucks! There's too many pervs! And what the hell is THAT!" she said pointing to Kakashi's bookshelf.

"Well, the top two are dirty novels, the third shelf is henti, fourth is yuri and the bottom self is yaoi."

"Okay, I know what a dirty novel is but whats yaoi, yuri and henti?"

"NANI! YOU DON'T KNOW?"

"No."

"There pornographic mangas," he explained. "Henti is man and woman, yuri is two girls and yaoi is two men."

"Never heard of it."

Kakashi pulled of of his henti books of the self and handed it to her.

"Read and learn my young ward"

JESUS CHRIST I FININISHED IT! STOP HITTING GIANT STATUES MADE OF COTTAGE CHEESE OF YOURSELF WITH LIGHTNING! No seriously where I'm from there used to be a giant Jesus statue that looked like it was made from cottage cheese (everyone else says butter but butter isn't WHITE it has a yellow tint) and it was recently struck down by lightning. ANYWAY! If you didn't catch the Sweeney Todd referince then please look for it...Kim and I thought it was pretty epic *shrug*