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You Can Run

Nothing upsets me more than having to visit pointless places for pointless reasons. So being in Volturi, Italy is not exactly making my day.

However much I do not like the place and however much I do not want to be here, it is still necessary to my plans. In this small Italian city was a coven of vampires. They are an odd breed of vampire, one that I am not entirely familiar with. I do know that they sparkle in the sunlight in a very un-vampire-like way.

This coven of vampires has an object of much importance to me. They have told me it is an object that can be made into a horcrux. Of course any old object can be made into a horcrux, but this, they say, is special object. When turned into a horcrux it cannot be destroyed. This is what they have said at least. If they are mistaken or lying to me, then the sparkling, false vampires will meet their end.

That's another thing about these 'vampires.' They believe that they are the strongest creatures on the planet. What they do not understand is how easily a wizard could kill them with a simple curse. How we could take apart their marble bodies and set them on fire with an effortless charm. They do not understand how easily they could be taken down by a true vampire, or a werewolf, or any other magical half-breed.

All around me in the city of Volturi are muggles dressed in crimson red robes. It is a festival, a festival that I have not taken any time to learn about. The muggles cannot see me, so concerned with their pathetic lives, their insignificant happiness and woes. They cannot see true power.

Oh. My. God.

"Why would Edward come here I still don't get it!" It's the boring muggle girl that I saw in Washington a few months back. She is still human, and even more upsetting; still alive. She is talking to a small pixie like vampire. I can feel power radiating from the pixie. She could be useful to me one day, if my hunch is correct. I believe she can see into the future.

"Edward is going to expose himself to the sunlight and to the city. Everyone will know what he is." The pixie says it a high tinkling, slightly annoying voice.

"Alice, what does that even mean? Why would he do that?" the dumb muggle asks.

"You jumped off that cliff. I saw you fall off in my vision and thought you were dead," so she can see the future, "I told Edward and he knew that he couldn't live without you. He thought that none of us would help him commit suicide, which of course we would. He's been getting on our nerves you see. Did you know he's gone vegetarian?" I laugh out loud causing a group of muggle girls to turn around startled before they went back to their giggling. Cedric is a vegetarian vampire! What the hell does that even mean?

The girl Alice continues, "So he came here to Italy, he's going to expose himself to the sun at noon. No idea why he picked noon but whatever. He should probably just get over with it or he's going to chicken out. After he walks out naked into the sun the Volturi will kill him."

I'm in a laughing fit by now. It makes perfect sense. The muggle missed Edward/Cedric and decided to do something stupid and reckless. The future teller pixie saw the future of her doing this and told Cedric. Cedric, being a teenage girl, decided to overreact and kill himself. If he wanted to die he could just go to Hogwarts and a first year could kill him.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" the muggle girl shouts hilariously and I break out in a new fit of laughter. The girl starts running off towards a fountain. Where is she going? She stops in front of the fountain as if confused and runs back to Alice.

"Um, by chance do you know where he is?" the girl asks and I roll my eyes.

"He's going to be under the clock," Alice tells her.

"Why?"

"So he can tell what time it is, I guess. He isn't very smart." Alice says in a pained voice.

But Bella is already running as fast a she can, which isn't very fast towards the clock. She still doesn't know where it is, so she stops to ask for directions. She then remembers that she is in fact a stupid idiot and doesn't know how to speak Italian.

I follow the confused muggle as she searches through the crowd for the clock and Edward. I can easily see the clock over the crowds and it only about fifty feet away from where she is right now. She turns away from the direction of the clock and attempts to dramatically jump over the fountain. She kind of fails, a lot, and falls face first.

She sits up, looks around, and mumbles something to herself. What an idiot. She spots the GIANT FREAKING CLOCK finally and comes back in the direction she came from.

"EDWARD!" she yells way too loud, and everybody turns to stare.

She starts running in slow motion. It's awful. Please let the Volturi kill her. If they don't I might. I might give up my plan of letting her annoy Cedric for eternity and just kill both of them. That sounds like a fun idea.

"EEEEEDDDWAAARRRDDDDDD!" she absolutely screeches. I lift my wand; I am unable to stop laughing though so I decide to spare her. I haven't really laughed in years. I decide that I am going to watch this play out before I kill them. I could still get some entertainment out of this.

Bella is still running in fake slow motion when she sees Edward in an ally way about twenty feet from where she is. She then decides that she needs to stop being an idiot and actually run. Running isn't a good thing for this muggle. She trips and falls every few seconds. This unfortunately gives Edward/Cedric enough time to see her and head for the hills. He tries to use his vampire speed to run away from her back into the alleyway but I'm not having it.

To stop him I place him under a freezing spell until his human can get there. In his face I can see panic. Maybe he wasn't killing himself because of his muggle. Maybe he was just…. I have no freaking idea what he was doing, but I bet it was stupid and I refuse to believe that he is anything but a teenage girl.

The girl Bella gets there after much stumbling and tripping. She locks Edward in a death grip and starts crying and screaming at him, "It's ok Edward! You don't have to kill yourself! I didn't kill myself! I'm alive, see! ALIIIIIVVEE!" she screeches. Edward looks horrified.

"Oh… um yes, Bella. Your're…. alive. How unfortu-," he stops then says in a fake excited high voice that slips into him old accent, "How woooonnnndeerfull." It is wonderful isn't it Edward?

"So Edward, I see you've found your human." What is THAT?

Oh snap.