So it's time to update again! Yayayaya! You should feel pretty happy if you're following this story, because that's like two updates in four days now:D Now I don't like this chapter very much but whatever.

And if any of you caught it then good for you, I realized the city is called not Volturi, but Volterra, Italy. Sorry about my sucky memory. This part where they're underground is more like the book than the movie if I'm remembering right. Sigh, I feel like I'm rambling today. Hopefully I'm not.

Enjoy!

Everyone's an Idiot

Yes, I really just did think, 'Oh Snap.' I promise I will never do that again.

The little girl in front of me is far too young to be a vampire. What idiot would make a twelve year old into a vampire? The thing must daily risk their existence. And what's worse, I can feel the power radiating off of her. She obviously is one of the more gifted vampires. She must be one of the vampires with extra powers.

Cedric looks a bit freaked out by her too. There is another man standing next to her as well; another vampire.

I keep myself hidden from them as they mumble about things I do not care about; how the girl is not dead. Wow shocker. They are all just so smart. The pixie shows up and joins into the conversation. Eventually they head down the alley. I follow, still invisible.

They come to a covered hole in the middle of the alley. The baby vampire uncovers the hole and jumps in. The pixie jumps in next and coaxes the muggle girl in after her. When she won't jump down, Edward/Cedric pushes her harshly where she falls down 150 feet and dies a horrible death. Her soul is still trapped in that underground tunnel.

Not really. But that would've made things so much easier. She falls down about ten feet and lands in the hands of the pixie vampire. She immediately starts whining about how she will surely have bruises. The other vampire pushes Edward/Cedric into the hole and body slams him into the ground.

I jumped into the hole after them; nobody had bothered to close it for some reason. Oh yea. Vampires are so smart.

I follow them as they make their way through the putrid sewer; the muggle stumbles and whines the whole way. Whenever she trips the vampires ignore her for the most part. Whenever she is not stumbling around she latches onto Cedric with her usual death grip, whining in a high pitched voice about how mad she is at him for leaving. The Volturi vampires chuckle at him under their breath.

At the end of the tunnel there is an elevator. Why is there an elevator at the end of a sewer, which should be for holding water? I have no clue. They all pile into the elevator and the door starts to close without me. I stop it before it closes and sneak in with them.

When the door stays open the pixie vampire says, "Edward, get your fat ass out of the way." Cedric, who seems to be close to tears now, complies. He tries once again to shake his muggle off of him but fails. Cedric does not make a good vampire.

The elevator door closes and moves up. Everyone is silent as jazz music plays in the background. When it stops we are in a reception area. Do they really need a reception area? And why did we need to take the sewer? We really could have just walked in the front door. But no. These vampires have to do everything the sinister way. They sure are sinister.

There is a human woman at the reception desk. I bet she wants to be a vampire too, how adorable.

She makes a pathetic attempt to get one of the vampire's attentions but everyone completely ignores her, except for Bella, who apparently thinks that the other muggle is jealous of her and hugs onto Edward/Cedric even more tightly. He winces and pushes Bella on the ground. He lets out a little hopeful smile as if thinking that maybe he'll be able to get away from her someday. Not a chance Cedric. Not. A. Chance.

Sure enough she gets up quickly and once again latches onto Edward's arm. She mumbles, "Sorry I fell. I'm just so clumsy," Edward/Cedric rolls his eyes as they walk into a large hallway. We walk through some very large, very ornate old doors. We end up in a large room that judging by the three large thrones is their throne room. The three Volturi kings that I am here to see sit in the thrones. I make myself visible and stride ahead of the group of vampires that I came in with. I hear four gasps from behind me and the vampire in the center throne smiles as his face lights up.

I hear someone rushing me from behind very quickly, but not quickly enough. I spin around in time to see the male Volturi Vampire rushing me. Bitch please. I whip out my wand and hiss, "Avada Kedavra!" It hits him as he was in mid pounce, hit eyes light up in surprise as the green light smashes him in the face. He only has a moment before he sets on fire and burns to nothing.

All is silent in the room the stunned vampires stare at me in horror. I keep a menacing face on even though I want nothing more than to burst out laughing. I turn back around to face the three king 'vampires.' Some tough vampires they are. I wish I could listen into their heads and how they must be re-thinking their immortality.

"Well, that wasn't a very nice… welcome," I hiss. The leader of the Volturi sits in his seat with a very grave face. I feel a fluttering on the edge of my consciousness. It is coming from the baby vampire. I turn around to face her. She is glaring at me. What a little bitch, I think. I raise my wand to punish her for whatever she is trying to do to me when the king vampire yells out.

"Wait!" I turn around with a questioning look on my face, "Young Jane, apologize now!"

I turn back to look at her, she is still glaring, "Yes Aro," she says, "I am soo very sorry."

What a sarcastic little thing. I ignore her and face Aro, "You know why I am here?" I hiss.

He nods, "Yes. First we must deal with Edward and his dear human Bella. It seems we have reason to celebrate!" He says happily. All of the other vampires are still gaping at me open mouthed.

Aro touches the hand of the vampire to his right and that vampire gets up and stands in the corner of the room. Aro gestures for me to sit down in the now empty chair to his right. I glide over and take the seat.

Aro and the vampires talk and I tune them out. I survey the room. There are many vampires in here, including one who is as young as the girl Jane. The vampires are all staring at me but eventually they start to ignore me a little bit, only glancing at me occasionally. I'm glad to have finally knocked down their egos a little bit.

The talking quickly escalates into a fight, but it's very boring and it's very hard to pay attention. I do find out what the little girl was trying to do to me earlier. Apparently she can make anyone muggle or vampire feel extreme pain whenever she stares at them with a cute, very un-vampire like smile. During the fight she does it to Edward/Cedric. When she tries to do it to Bella though, it turns out that Bella is 'special' and it doesn't work on her. I agree. Bella is a very special muggle. Special Education, that is.

Eventually they let the muggle, the pixie and Cedric leave, but not before telling them to make sure to turn Bella into a vampire… or else. How scary.

Once they leave a vampire brings in an item on a pillow. A necklace. Hanging from it is a vial of blood.

"This is it?" I ask.

"Yes," Aro answers standing up. He takes the necklace off of the pillow and brings it over to where I'm sitting.

Well…. what the hell is it? I want to ask. But instead I just wait.

"This is a vial of blood," No shit Sherlock, "Blood taken from a vampire when he was still human."

"Yes, I have heard the legends. This is blood from your breed of vampire though?" I ask him quickly becoming enraged.

He looks at me puzzled, "Well yes. What other type of vampire is there other than us?"

I glare at him, not saying a thing. This man is truly a fool. I should kill him, kill them all. There is a legend about this. The legend says that if you take the blood of a vampire while he is still human, put it in a vile, and attach it to a necklace, you can turn it into a horcrux; an indestructible horcrux. But it only works with real vampire blood. These vampires blood would be useless, for they hold no magic.

I keep glaring at him and send him flying at the wall with a wandless curse. He hits the marble wall with a crack and falls to the ground unconscious. I came to Italy for no reason at all. All the vampires stand stock still except for the young one Jane who comes at me hissing with a fangless mouth. Pathetic, I think to myself. Are all vampires idiots?

Probably.

I give her a taste of her own medicine as I cast the crucio curse at her. She screams in pain and rage. I stare around me and all of the vampires are still just standing there. Above me is a beautiful stained glass ceiling. I smile and fly upwards smashing through the ceiling. That is the last time I deal with vampires for a long time. At least I hope it is.

Dun, Dun, Dun! Foreshadowing! If you've got the time please review! I like to know how I'm doing, and don't worry, I'm good with criticism.