From SheepAteMyFanBoys (Lucy makes me giggle)
Um, I think I might have done bad Nihon-sama,
Well you see, it wasn't really my fault. I met this really cool guy named Ivan (he wasn't as cool as you, though, Nihon-sama, no need to get jelous!) and we were talking and he challenged me to a drinking contest (as you do when you meet a total stranger in a supermarket...), and, yknow, I never back down from anything. So anyway things get a little bit fuzzy from then on and a faintly remember breaking into Greece-bakas house... yeah.
I think Greece-baka may be dead or mortally wounded. You should probably check that out. But on the bright side, if he IS dead we can finally be together with no distractions!
Anyway, I have to go. There's an eastern european woman trying to break down my door screaming something about a stolen knife. Must go and deal with that.
Your love for ever and always and ever (andeverandeverandeverandever),
Lucy (I love you. I may have even committed first degree murder for you!)
Dear Akuma-san,
I feared you would do bad things...
No wonder you are doing bad things! You are speaking with that tyrant, Ivan! He is a bad influence, do not speak with him! ANATA WA NANI O SHITA KA! Stay away from Heracles-kun's house, you demon!
I am happy to you inform that I spoke to him recently and he is perfectly fine. You were apparently so drunk all you did was stumbled around swinging a knife before exiting through his window. He was confused, but not scared in the least.
I would also like to inform you that we shall never be together, Akuma-san.
That would be Natalia-san... a scary woman with an obsession much like yours for Ivan... I will never understand how she likes him much. Much like I do not understand your love me... it is terrifying. Now I can relate to him, if only slightly...
I do not love you (and Heracles-kun loves me more),
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
I LOVE CRAZY STALKERS.
Anata wa nani o shita ka: What did you do!
Akuma: Demon