Here is the next chapter! I particularly like the last half of the chapter, the beginning is kind of slow as you may find, but don't lose hope! There is a bit more language in this chapter than there has been so far, but I trust you guys can be big kids about it. So, without further interruption, enjoy!
Is it possible to get high on vampire crystals?
I once promised myself, not too long ago, that I would never return to the small, wet town in Washington. But here I am, annoyed once again at having business with a nearby wizard. Why can he not live in a place that doesn't suck so hard?
I would simply apparate to his secluded home in the middle of the woods, but much like many places in the magical world, the house has apparation restrictions many miles out from it. So now once again, for the second time, I am trudging through forest, invisible and unseen. Not that anybody is around.
If Voldemort is invisible, walking through the forest and nobody else is around, is he still invisible? Yes he is.
I come upon a valley and it seems like a battle, a pretty lame battle at that, is taking place. Growls, screams, and hisses are being exchanged as vampires run around the field, literally ripping heads and limbs off of each other. When a limb is ripped off or smashed, there is an explosion of what looks to be crystals. Really? These vampires don't have blood? How can they… never mind, bad thoughts.
I recognize one of the vampires as she flits past me and leaps onto the back of a nearby vampire. She's the pixie vampire, Alice. Before he can do a thing she rips his head off his shoulders. She laughs a loud tinkling laugh and bites into his head. Cedric has some pretty awesome or quite possibly insane friends. Either way, Cedric should take notes.
There is a large purple fire burning brightly in the middle of the valley. Alice drapes the body of the vampire over her shoulder and zips over to the fire, head still held in her mouth. She spits the head into the fire and then the body. Purple smoke billows out from the body of the corpse.
She lets out another crazed laugh and then she disappears in a blur that I can barely make out. She reappears farther away and starts to fight another vampire, one that must be at least two times her size.
I notice that there are other creatures in the valley. There are many large dogs exactly like the one that I saw in the forest the last time that I visited this area. They are fighting along with the vampires. I wonder whose side they are on. I also wonder whose side the pixie vampire is on. I don't see Cedric/Edward anywhere. Shouldn't he be helping his little pixie fight? No. He's too much of a pussy to be fighting.
The fight is winding down now. In fact it is over. There are only seven vampires left and the wolves are retreating to the forest. The vampires that are still alive clean up the bodies by throwing them into the growing fire. There is however one vampire that stands out from the rest. She is young, very young. Her red eyes stand out from the rest of the living vampires, all of which have the golden eyes of vegetarian vampires. There is one vampire watching her as she sits by the fire, she must have surrendered to them.
A loud yell comes from the forest across the valley; a blond vampire follows the sound and comes back a few minutes later looking disgruntled. He explains to the other vampires, now patiently standing by the fire, that one of the werewolves was ambushed by one of the vampires that they failed to kill. Idiots. Don't they know that they're vampires? Shouldn't they have been able to hear a vampire sneaking around in the forest? I guess not. The vampire, I find out his name is Carlisle, tells them that the wolf, Jacob, will be ok. This… disappoints me to no end.
Alice ignores the entire conversation and bounces around the fire like a lunatic, moving nearly too fast for me to spot her.
Is it possible to get high on vampire crystals? It is entirely possible.
From the far corner of the forest comes Mr. Sparkle Balls himself, Cedric/Edward. And who is that he is carrying? Could it be? Yes, it could be! It's Bella and she is dead!
Before I have time to properly celebrate, she opens her eyes and whispers, "So you're sure Jake is going to be okay?"
Edward/Cedric rolls his eyes toward the sky and seems to curse whatever God controls this world and says to her, "Probably. Why does it even matter? You love me. Remember?"
"No, I love both of you. But I love you more, doesn't that count? And what the hell does probably mean?" she asks managing to sound annoyed and bored at the same time.
"It means he might die, or he might not," he replies with a scowl on his face. Looks like somebody is on his period.
"You still love me even though I kissed Jake though don't you?" she asks.
"Nope." He says back to her
Bella seems placated and starts playing with her hair. It makes me wonder if she just listens to what she wants to hear and filters out the rest. The two of them reach the fire and Edward drops Bella flat on her ass next to the baby vampire, whose mouth practically starts watering. The baby vampire lunges and is grabbed by the blond curly haired vampire before she can sink her teeth in to the block of wood named Bella.
"What the hell was that Edward?" she shrieks, completely oblivious to the fact that she was almost slaughtered. She shoots upwards and tries to get into Edwards face as he backs up quickly.
"That, um that was, I… love… you?" what a little bitch that Cedric has turned into.
She gasps, "OMG I love you too! We have so much in common!" She runs up to him and tries to hug him linebacker style. Her face connects with his chest, the impact breaks her nose and it immediately starts gushing blood.
The family of vampires who had up until this point had been trying not to throw up at Cedric and Bella's corrupt and confusing love affair, turn on Bella in contempt.
"Really Bella?"
"You know what this does to us!"
"You dumb bitch!"
"Come on!"
"That is like the third time this week!"
"I finally quit drinking human blood and then every three seconds you throw this in my face!"
The muggle just shakes her head at them and says in amusedly, "Oh you guys are so funny sometimes. I know you would never hurt me. You love me!"
The blond girl vampire screams, "I can't take it anymore!" and jumps with powerful speed toward the unsuspecting Bella. Two of the men vampires grab her arms before she can touch Bella, although I can see it in their eyes, they want the muggle to die just as much as the blond.
The entire time Edward/Cedric just stands there and does nothing to try and save his muggle. You can tell he is once again wondering why God hates him so much. Here's a lesson for you Edward, God hates pussies, and God hates you.
The struggle goes on between the blond and the other vampires in the group. Bella just stands where she is probably daydreaming about having a threesome with Edward and Jacob. She takes a break from her fantasy to calmly ask anybody who is listening a question about who the creepy little girl vampire girl writhing around on the ground is. Nobody is listening to her though.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"
Oh snap. Damn it all I've said it again.
It's the vampire girl from Volterra. Now this is a surprising turn of events.
Everybody stops moving. Even Edward and Bella, the resident dip-shits, look up and stare at the vampire and her posse.
"Jane, what a surprise," says Carlisle pleasantly.
"Yea Jane, what a huge freaking surprise it is to see you here," Cedric spits out.
"How very subtle of you Edward." The blond vampire says.
"Bitch."
"Gay-wad."
"Slut."
"Pencil dick."
"Blond whore!"
"Ass face!"
"BITCH!"
"PIANO PLAYER!"
Edward lets loose a blood curdling yell and leaps at the blond vampire.
"Rosalie!" one of the vampires yells.
All of a sudden, Bella appears in Cedric's path and screams, "STOP! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TEARING US APART?"
Everybody rolls their eyes at her.
There is a small cough and Edward stops in his tracks, "Should we come back at a better time?" Jane asks with a smirk evident on her face.
"No that's fine Edward and Rosalie are terribly sorry for the interruption. Isn't that right kids?" asks Carlisle.
Rosalie growls at Carlisle in response and Cedric whispers, "Yes daddy."
"Ahem, well alright then. We are sorry that we arrived so late. But I see that you have handled the rouge vampires. How many were there exactly?"
"One hundred thousand. I fought them off single handedly," Edward says proudly.
"Edward you little shit. You didn't fight at all," Carlisle says offhandedly, Edward stares at his feet in much like a neglected child would, Carlisle continues, "There were about thirty of them."
"That is impressive. It is too bad that we didn't get here in time to help you," Jane says.
"Yea, that is too bad," Edward hisses sarcastically.
Carlisle smacks him upside the head, "Hey! Did I say you could speak? You know what? Bella is no longer the reigning queen of dip-shits. You are. Bella, when we get home I want you give your honorary dip-shit crown to Edward. Can you do that for me?"
"No. I accidently flushed it down the toilet."
"Ok it's settled th- What? You- how…. See, this is what you are Edward. You are worse than Bella. Congratulations."
"We are leaving now. Sometime you should stop by Volterra Carlisle. Aro does miss you."
"Of course, I would love to see Aro again," says Carlisle, who is finally calming down. Jane nods to him and turns to leave.
"Hey, who is she?" Bella shouts and points towards the vampire girl who is rocking back and forth on the ground like a mad woman. Carlisle and the rest of his group of vampires groan and Jane and her posse turn back towards the group.
"You don't know who she is? I thought she was with you," Jane asks puzzled.
"Yes, she is with us," says Carlisle.
"Well I've never seen her!" says Bella.
Jane stares at Bella then the girl on the ground, then looks to Carlisle, "Explain," she says simply.
"She was in the battle. She surrendered," Carlisle says to her.
"We have no leniency for those who break the law," Jane replies in a dead voice.
"Yes. I understand," Carlisle says defeated. You really fought hard for her life didn't you Carlisle old buddy?
"Felix, take care of that thing. I want to go home," Jane says as she walks toward the forest.
A large vampire from her posse steps forward towards the small vampire on the ground. She screams as he picks her up.
Edward stands next to Bella and whispers into her ear, "Don't watch."
"… Don't tell me what to do!"