From yintsunami
Dear Kiku,
Yeah, I know I have to speak up more, it just seems like everyone just talks over me...
Yes, I believe they have one ... Sealand, believe it or not!
Oui, I was talking about Gil... He tells me that about my pancakes all the time, but I doubt he's tried anyone else's...
I would tell him! but... I don't want to get heart broken or anything... could you maybe put the idea in his head? Ask him what he thinks of me? If you remember me of course... Just ask him who he likes! you can remember that someone asked you to ask him that at least...
Oui Oui! -smiles- Alfred was insulting my hockey team, so I got my hockey stick and threatened to bash his brains in if he said another damn word about my hockey team! Then he started crying and didn't say a word after that! (btw, it takes alot for me to snap like that!)
Thanks for trying to help.
Matthew Williams
~Canada
Dear Matthew-san,
Pardon me, I almost did not notice your letter.
Everyone speaks over you? I just thought you didn't speak period... I must remember this.
You mean Peter-kun? Well he does refer to the as "Mum and Dad"... The love child of two bickering fools... I would say I feel bad for Peter-kun, but did you know he's actually a giant pervert as well? I was stunned to learn this!
Matthew-san, you speak French, correct? Has Francis-san raped you two? I believe we have found something we might have in common... although he's already raped everyone...
Well, Gilbert-kun is a very blunt person and doesn't lie... I'm sure he really does mean it when he says he loves your pancakes most. I promise I will ask, trust me for I am a man of my word!
...
So I invited Gilbert-kun over. I forgot who you were for a second, but that much was to be expected. Anyways, we were eating some cakes when the he started talking about your pancakes. He wouldn't stop... I asked if he had any feelings for you, but he blushed and began to stammer and trip over his words, saying I didn't have my head screwed on right...
After he stopped trying to stab my pride and move onto a different subject, I told him you liked him. Was that a bad idea? He stormed off, but his face was red...
I've heard your hockey team is quite the formidable opponent! I myself happen to like baseball... I heard Alfred-san likes it as well. The two of should play together some time!
Oh dear, I forgot I was writing to you... Gomennasai...
Sincerely,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon