Hello! this episode is when Vin meets the other main cast…oh boy…
Just five more minutes… Zim thought to himself, gazing at the clock, not wanting to listen to Miss Bitters ranting of doom.
Zim looked back at Dib, who was nervously looking at Zim, probably expecting some sort of revenge for destroying his machine, but Zim had no time for revenge…yet.
Dealing with Vin first, vengeance later, Zim thought. He wondered if she was still trapped by the computer.
Zim looked at Dib again, who flinched when Zim glared at him, and Zim realized that he was having his revenge right now.
Dib was being eaten by his own paranoia, soon he wouldn't eat, or sleep, and he will finally give Zim the Earth without fighting back (totally a Drake&Josh reference).
"And in conclusion, the entire world will soon be drowned in darkness and despair, with no hope for miles." Miss Bitters finished her rant, and the bell rang, and some of the kids left the class, while others had to stuff their books in their bags, or socialized.
Zim got up, and walked over to Dib, and grinned, "I know you were the one who sabotaged my Brainwasher!" He said, and Dib rolled his eyes, pretending he didn't care that Zim knew.
"So what are you gonna do about it?" Dib asked tauntingly, and Zim shrugged.
"Nothing."
Dib didn't buy it.
"Nothing? NOTHING? You put me in a simulator going through my life just because I threw a muffin at you! You have had to do SOMETHING!" Dib yelled at Zim, who wasn't fazed.
Zim started to leave, but turned to Dib and said, "I'm too busy." Which wasn't really a lie, with Vin and all.
Dib scoffed, "Yeah right! I know you're trying to destroy me so you will have nothing in your way to destroy Earth!" And Zim laughed, feeling cocky.
"HA! Like I have anything in my way of destroying Ea-!" Then he heard a screech through the hallways outside the classroom.
"ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMM!" He heard the familiar voice, which puzzled Dib and terrified Zim.
"NO! How did she escape?!" Zim cried, trying to find a place to hide, while Dib was totally lost.
However, it was too late for Zim, and a figure raced to the irken and tackled him to the ground giving him a hug.
"GAH!" Zim coughed as he went down , recognizing the crushing hug as Vin's.
"Vin! Why are you hugging Zim?! And what's worse is you don't even have a disguise!" Zim yelled at her as she stood up, and he got a good look at her, which quite surprised him.
Vin was the same height, but had pale skin, with two chestnut messy pigtails tied up around her head, and wore a sailor fuku and a skirt, looking like a regular girl, with blue eyes.
"I managed to get a disguise! I looked up humans and saw that they had light brownish mixed with white skin!" Vin said, smiling.
Even though Zim was a tiny bit impressed by how human she looked, he was still immensely agitated with her for following him to Skool.
"Wait, who's this?!" Dib asked, with his mind totally gone, because he didn't know what happened.
Then Vin helped Zim up and linked her arm around Zim's , "I'm Vin and I am Zim's girlfriend!" She announced, and the kids still in the class were looking at Vin and Zim like they were insane, while Zim gagged at her announcement.
"Hey! It is lunch time! Now all of you go to the lunchroom OR ELSE!" Miss Bitters threatened, and the other kids fled, and so did Dib and Zim, but Dib was scared of Miss Bitters, while Zim was scared of Vin.
Then Miss Bitters noticed Vin was still in her classroom.
"Hey! You are not a student of my class!" The vile teacher claimed, and Vin shook her head.
"Yes I am! And I also sit next to Ziiim!" She waved her hands, in a possible attempt to hypnotize the old woman, who was not buying it, and Miss Bitters noticed her height.
"You're not a fifth grader! You are a fourth grader!" Miss Bitters announced, pointing out her small height.
However, the time Vin has arguing with this lady will only waste the time she has with Zim, so Vin finally agreed with Miss Bitters.
"Fine, now go back to Mr. Elliot's room." Miss Bitterns ordered, and Vin grumpily walked out of the classroom.
oOo
It took her fifteen minutes, but she finally managed to find Mr. Elliot's room, who was a neat man with glasses and blonde hair, with a wide smile that creeped Vin out.
"Hello! Are you a new student to my class?" Mr. Elliot asked, cheerfully, which brought Vin into uneasiness (although she is oblivious that she acts the same way around Zim).
"Um, yes!" Vin said, and noticed 14 other students looking at her, and what was weird was that they were close to her height.
"Okie dokey then!" Mr. Elliot said, and cleared his throat, and scooted Vin to the front of the room.
Everyone was staring at her except a girl around her height playing a game slave, and had purple hair.
However, Vin wasn't fazed by everyone staring at her, and she pumped her fist in the air.
"Hello everyone! My name is Vin, and I am Zim's girlfriend!" Vin announced, and most people in the class were confused, all except Gaz, who raised her brow and looked at her, but then returned to her game slave.
However, Vin wasn't done yet.
"And I just want you all to know: If anyone of comes between me and Zim, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLOWLY PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY KILL YOU, THEN FEED YOUR INSIDES TO PLANET BLORCH, HOME OF THE SLAUGHTERING RAT PEOPLE." She finished, and merrily sat in an empty desk, leaving the class petrified and confused.
Hm…she's as dark as me, in some ways… Gaz thought, but continued to play her game slave.
oOo
Zim was starting to get annoyed a whole lot by Vin.
After school, Vin ran up with Zim and had her arm linked around his, which irritated him greatly.
When they were walking home, Zim saw a dark and large figure appear before them, while appeared to be a wide and large hi-skool kid with a jock jacket walk towards them, cracking his knuckles.
"Hey greenie, you and your girlfriend both give me your wallets. Now." The jock ordered, and Zim was infuriated.
"SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND FOR IRK'S SAKE!" He screeched, but Vin was unfazed.
"Give your wallets now, or else!" The hi-skool student demanded, and shoved Zim, pushing him down, with Vin rushing to his aid.
"Zim! Are you okay?" She asked, gently, and Zim rubbed his hand and got off the ground.
Then she got angry.
She stood in front of Zim, and Vin had to look up to face the bully head-to-head.
"Listen here, bub. You lay one more hand on my sweetie, and I swear to Irk I will kick your sorry ass." Vin said, so serious that it gave Zim the chills.
Wait, I thought cursing wasn't allowed in this show! Zim thought (sorry, fourth wall break).
The bully was not intimidated, though, even with the fourth grader's surprisingly foul language.
"Oh yeah?" The bully asked, and lunged at her to punch.
However, she swiftly dodged it and gave him a surprisingly strong uppercut, knocking him to the ground, and started viciously kicking his head.
After a couple minutes of a vicious beating, Zim actually started to feel sorry for the poor jerk.
Vin would've actually kept going for a long while if it wasn't for Zim to step in.
"Alright, Vin, that's enough! You're going to kill him, then we'll have to see his body every time we go to school!" Zim ordered, and Vin reluctantly pulled, back, with the bully fleeing for his life.
Zim looked at her and was amazed at how powerful she was at fighting.
"Where did you learn to fight like that?" Zim asked Vin, who shrugged.
"I dunno!" She said merrily, then grabbed his hand and they went back to the house.
While Vin was playing with Gir, Zim started to wonder about how she learned to fight.
Hmm… If I were to know the extents of Vin's abilities, I could actually make of use of her…Could it be that her abilities had come from before she lost her memories? Zim thought, and then grinned.
"ZIM WOULD BE ABLE TO RULE THE WORLD!" Zim laughed crazily, thinking about how he could use Vin to destroy the world, and destroy Dib, once she realizes that Dib torments the irken.
"Mastah! Vinnie's eating mah wafflez!" Gir cried as he leeched onto Zim's head, who staggered back, surprised.
Then Vin rushed in, hiding the rest of the waffles behind her back, "No I didn't!" She claimed, and Gir and her started arguing, while Zim needed to charge his pak. When he opened a cabinet, his charger was gone.
"WHERE IS MY CHARGER?!" Zim screamed, and Vin smiled.
"I have it!"
"GIVE ZIM THE CHARGER!"
"Okay! But first…"
"FINE! ZIM SHALL HUG YOU ONLY ONCE!"
"Nope! I want a kiss this time!"
"NEVER! ZIM WOULD RATHER DIE THAN KISS YOU!"
"Aw, really?"
"YES!"
"Okay, then you don't get your charger! Hope you like it in the afterlife!"
"Gah! Uh, maybe we could work something out?!"
"No! Either you kiss me or you don't get your charger!"
"Ugh…Zim is already feeling dizzy…"
PLOP!
"Okay, okay! I was joking! Here's your charger! Now please don't die!"
The S.I.R watched the rambunctious household throughout the window, keeping her eye on Vin, who was frantically trying to recharge Zim, who was passed out on the floor.
Then she sighed and hopped off of the tree she spying from, and flew away, looking back only once.
"Master…I do not know how long I will able to keep my promise…" She said, and flew away.
Well who is our robotic friend at the end of the chapter? MAYBE WE WILL NEVER KNOW. JK, we'll know later. Anyway, it seems that things will be less quiet in the Invader Zim household! I'm sorry if the whole, -"then we'll have to see his body every time we go to school!" sentence, I just wanted to show Zim's apathy. Anyway, see you next episode.
P.S: Mr. Elliot's class is actually real, if you don't believe me, watch Gaz, Taster of Pork, it's on Youtube. Bye!