From Wammyboysfangurl321

Dear Nihon,

Im sorry! That letter I sent you last time was a mistake! Im surprised you even answered back..Yeah I remember your responses...Pffft you had.."sexual Intercourse" with Greece... normally I would jump for joy and then ask Hungary to check her yaoi camera but I prefer making you feel uncomfortable and then seeing you stray away from the question...your just too fun to annoy Kiku!

Prussia and Canada? I love PruCan! This is actually the main reason why Im actually able to remember Canada. I've already tried pairing them up yesterday.

When me and Prussia were... "Intoxicated" (totally not high) Lovino (The only one not intoxicated) told us "Get the F*** out of here!" even though it wasn't his house but we didn't question it. Even though I was drunk Im always spreading the yaoi love.. so I hit him with a bat on the head (Instant K.O), took off his shirt, and left him on Canada's door steps. I knocked really hard then left running, It better have worked.

By the way, I see that your blackmailing me from that profound letter I sent you the day before. Do you see how Im talking intellectually? It's because when Im planning revenge I go...what you might call "yandere." I suggest not putting yourself in this position Japan... you could get hurt...or you loved one's can... :D

With hugs and kisses,

Albania A.K.A Alexandra Llyrian

Dear Otaku-chan,

I figured it was a mistake, but I couldn't help but crack a smile while reading it. Good job, Otaku-chan, you managed to get me to show some emotion.

Annoy me? You and every other person in the world. Obviously no one understands that what me and Heracles-kun do in our homes is none of your business. No matter how "incredibly fucking sexy", as Francis-san puts it, it really is... –thinks back to one night- Yeah... good times...

A-Anyways! Back to the topic! –blush-

Elizabeta still has that camera? Kuso... I was sure I had broken it last time I came over... please don't tell me there is more than one...

Canada...? Oh! Matthew-san! Right, forgive me, I just forget about him sometimes. But yes, he recently told me of his affections towards Gilbert-kun. I told him to say something... Shikashi... I don't seem to recall what he said.

You... you left Gilbert-kun sleeping at his front door? You are so mean, Otaku-chan! D:

Yandere? I see... I didn't know you could get violent with such a sweet, quiet man such as myself... I'm sure Ludwig-san wouldn't be too happy with you if you tried to kill the only useful worker in his team (no offense, Feliciano-kun). But I suppose if you try to invade my home, I will show what I can truly do with a Katana... now if only I were as good as fighting as Yao is with that Wok... –shivers-

Sincerely,
Honda Kiku,
Japan/Nihon

Kuso: fuck or shit
Shikashi: but