From SheepAteMyFanBoys
Dear My One And Only True love (and you will love me back one day, I will make sure of it...),
Oh. Greece-baka is alive. Damn.
You ARE jelous of Evan. Ian. Kyle, WHOEVER THE DUDE IN THE SCARF WAS! I knew you would be, Nihon-sama, don't you worry you're sexy japanese head about, my love, I would never choose him over you (and blondie psycho bitch threatened to murder me painfully if I ever so much as looked at him again. She is such a stalker! I hate obsessive people like that.)
GREECE CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH FOR YOU, NIHON-SAMA! I can be all you need! Wont you please stay with me? (malchik gey malchik gey, heh, I love taTu but only half as much as I love you! Hey, that rhymes!) YOU AND I COULD BE SO HAPPY NIHON-SAMA! WHY CANT YOU SEE THAT? AM I NOT SHOWING IT ENOUGH? I promise to show you how much I really love you, and not hold my feelings back anymore!
I wrote you a haiku:
Love, you mean the world to me,
I am so in love
Why can you not love me back?
You know you love me, babe (no one could ever love you more than I.)
The only one for you,
Lucy (I like akuma. It's cute! What does it mean?)
xoxo
Dear Akuma,
Obviously, I am not your true love, for I saw that letter you sent to the tyrant, Ivan. I think you should go with him. He is evil, you are evil. A perfect and harmonious relationship. Onegai, forget about me...
I don't see why I should be jealous of radioactive waste. Oh really? You dislike obsessive people? I will take it you don't own a mirror.
Heracles-kun is enough for me... you bother me to the point where I am not afraid to be open about it. Which bothers me more because talking about what we do in bed (and what you will never get to experience) is completely indecent... but I will admit it is amazing.
Malchik Gay? I do not understand. Are you calling me a gay boy or woman who wants to a gay boy... Last time I checked I am not female. And trust me when I say I am simply an old batter man who is... yeah, you get the point.
Matte... do you want to be a gay boy? I don't understand the point of this, aren't you already a woman capable of getting men? –innocently confused- This is just like Moe stuff all over again...
That is not even how a proper haiku is written.
You bring disgrace to your family.
You're a black tempest,
Demon seeking my demise,
Not loved nor cared for.
That, Akuma-san, is how it is properly done. And if that did not express my feelings, I will carefully say it like this: Please understand when I saw I do not wish for you company. Arigatou for listening.
Reluctantly,
Honda Kiku,
-Japan/Nihon
P.S. Akuma means demon in my language. I hope you are proud.
Onegai: Please
Matte: Wait
Arigatou: thank you
So, as creepy as Lucy is, I really can't help but love her. Hope I'm not completely butchering Japan Dx