A/N: This chapter is only a flashback because I don't have time to write a really long chapter, I wanted to write something, since I'm not sure when I will be able to update next. But the present day scene connected to this will be in that eventual chapter.
Also, apparently there is a knock-off version of this story out there. I guess that is…flattering? And super annoying. But anyway, thanks to all of you who reviewed that story telling the author that you were onto their copying and to those of you who told me about it. I appreciate you.
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Chuck sighed as he walked down the hall back towards his office. He had just gotten out of a meeting that had gone over two hours late and he was not in a good mood. All he wanted to do was finish up his paperwork and head home.
He had just rounded the last corner before his office when he ran into his secretary.
"Oh, Mr. Bass, I was just looking for you!" She said, "You missed three calls while you were in your meeting."
"Oh?" Chuck said, barely listening to what she was saying. Instead he was thinking of his wife and sons waiting at home for his arrival.
Noticing his distraction, the secretary stopped talking and tilted her head, "Are you alright?"
"What?" Chuck blinked and pinched the bridge of his nose, "Oh, yes, I'm fine. I'm sorry; it's been a long day."
She batted her eyelashes and placed a hand on his arm, "Well, I could help you relieve some of that stress you have been under."
Chuck startled and looked up with wide eyes. He took a step back, "What are you doing?"
She stepped forward, "Come on, Mr. Bass, Chuck," she said with a small, seductive smile, "I could help you relax a bit before you go back to work."
Chuck pushed her hand off of his arm angrily, "I'm married."
"So? We both know how office romances work. Your wife would never have to know."
"I'm not worried about my wife finding out, although you probably should be," His lip quirked into a slight smirk for a second at the thought of what Blair would do to the girl in front of him before it quickly fell back into an angry frown, "I don't want to sleep with you. I love my wife."
But the secretary would not be deterred. She rolled her eyes with her grin still in place, "I'm sure you do, but that doesn't mean you can't have some fun on the side. I know about your reputation. Why would you have hired me if you weren't interested?"
Chuck scowled, "That statement shows just how ignorant you really are. For one, your information on me is severely outdated. I am not a horny teenage boy anymore. And secondly, I don't do the hiring for the menial job positions. That task is left to my assistant, Tom, who tends to be ruled by the head in his pants instead of the one on his shoulders."
She took a determined step forward, "Regardless, you can't honestly say you are not at least a little bit interested. Just look at me." She said, gesturing down towards her body.
Chuck sneered, "Look at what? Your bleached hair and your fake tits?" He scoffed, "Please, my wife is miles above you in terms of class, appearance, and personality, not to mention sex appeal. You cannot even begin to compare to her."
The woman's face fell before it hardened with anger, "I'm sure you won't be saying that when she is too tired for sex and all the passion and excitement is gone from your relationship."
He snorted, "You obviously haven't been to an office party or function yet. My wife and I can't keep our hands off each other. We are actually expecting our third child in five years. I don't think our marriage will be cooling down anytime soon."
She smiled cockily and sashayed forward, "You should call me in a few months when your precious wife is a fat cow who can barely waddle across the room, let alone properly satisfy your needs."
She reached forward to touch his face, but Chuck slapped her hand away before she could. His jaw clenched angrily and he was about to retort, but before he could they both heard a sharp, female voice called out, "Chuck."
Both Chuck and his secretary's faces snapped over to look down the hall and see Blair standing there in a perfectly fitted Waldorf Original that showed off all of her flawless curves.
She had arrived at the office to share some great news she had just gotten with her husband, but when she had turned the corner she had seen the secretary making her first advances towards Chuck. Angry tears had instantly sparing to her eyes and she had been just about to storm forward and scream at him and ask him how he could do this to her when they had just found out they were having another baby. But before she had been able to take a single step she had seen Chuck moving away from the girl and she had then proceeded to listen to their conversation.
When she saw how angry her husband had gotten at the girl's comments about her pregnant physique, Blair decided she had better step in before Chuck did something too rash, plus she was quite angry about the comments herself.
When she saw Blair, the secretary got a guilty look on her face and instantly tried to put some distance between herself and Chuck to make the scene seem less scandalous.
Chuck didn't even notice. He was too busy sharing a look with Blair. He saw her raised eyebrow and the vindictive gleam in her eyes and he noticed how her hands were on her hips. She was trying to suppress a smirk and Chuck knew she had overheard at least a portion of his conversation with the skank. He couldn't help but grin in anticipation; a trademark Waldorf smack down was about to occur and he had a front row seat.
"M-Mrs. Bass," the girl stammered as Blair approached, "It's great to see you again."
Blair flashed her a tight, fake smile, "I would love to say the same, but ever since I became a mother I have been trying my best not to tell lies."
The girl's face fell while Chuck's grin only grew larger. Blair turned to her husband with her hand still firmly on her hip, "Sweetie, while I know Tom doesn't pick the girls he hires based on their intellect, this one is really on the lower end of the IQ scale, don't you think?"
Chuck nodded in agreement and the girl looked offended, "Hey!" She exclaimed, causing Blair to turn and glare at her.
"I think my husband made it pretty clear that he was not interested in anything you had to offer," She said, "And yet you just kept throwing yourself at him."
The girl pouted as Blair reached out and took Chuck's hand in hers, "Why don't you go back to your desk and start cleaning out your things while I talk with my husband in his office." She told her, "I have some news to share with him."
The happy couple started walking down the hall but they stopped when the girl asked, "Why should I clean out my desk?"
Blair rolled her eyes before she turned around, "I think it is pretty obvious that your actions today were more than enough grounds for termination, don't you?"
The secretary was furious, "You can't fire me."
"No, but I can," Chuck said, "Blair is right; your behavior has not reflected the professional atmosphere that Bass Industries prides itself in. I expect you to be gone by the time I leave for the night tonight."
Chuck and Blair took the last few steps towards his office and at the door Blair turned and called out, "Oh, and if you hear some noises or groaning, don't worry, we are just keeping the passion alive." She winked at the girl just before she ducked into the office and the door slammed shut.
As soon as it was closed, Chuck had his wife pushed up against it and started attacking her lips. He nibbled a path up to her ear before he whispered, "I love it when your bitch shows."
He bit down on her ear lobe gently, causing her to giggle, "Stop, Chuck," she said, pushing on his shoulders until he groaned and took a step back.
"I thought we were going to have sex in my office?"
She laughed again, "We will, but first I have to tell you my news."
"Has Lily finally agreed to take the boys for a few days so we can celebrate your latest pregnancy properly?" He asked hopefully.
"I didn't tell you?" She said with genuine surprise, "She said yes days ago. She can't wait to spend some time alone with her grandsons."
Chuck looked confused, "So then what is your news?"
"Well," She said coyly, "I just went to the doctor-"
"I'm sorry I missed it." He interrupted, "My meeting ran way over time and I had just gotten out of it when tramp-stamp Barbie started harassing me."
"I know," Blair said patiently, placing her hands on his face, "So shut up and let me tell you the news." She paused and Chuck raised his eyebrows expectantly, waiting for her to continue.
"The doctor said," She began slowly, looking at him with a smile, "That we are having twins."
Chuck's mouth dropped open in shock, "Twins?" He asked quietly.
She nodded excitedly, "Yes, twins. Do you know what that means?"
"That the Bass sperm is as superior as I always claimed it was?"
She shook her head, "No, it means you need to get your super sperm taken care of," She made a scissor motion with her hands and looked pointedly down at his package, "because there is no way I am birthing anymore of your spawn after this."
"No," Chuck said adamantly, "I am not letting anything sharp near mini-Chuck. I will never risk damage to my favorite extremity."
Blair rolled her eyes, but before she could form a response, Chuck kissed her again. "We're having twins." He said with a tone of awe after the kiss ended.
She smiled and nodded with tears in her eyes, "Yes, Chuck, we are."
Suddenly Chuck picked her up and spun her around, causing Blair to squeal. He laughed as he put her down on her feet and pressed his lips to hers. He was grinning like an idiot when he told her, "I love you."
She pulled his face close to hers and responded, "I love you too."