Little kids beware you chose the sexy Luffy moment! YESH! I had a total spasm and decided to make Luffy act real sexy and lustful…Hahaha, I con only imagine him doing that for real.
Obviously if I owned One Piece we would all have seen at least 4 romantic pairs by now.
Luffy and I stopped in our tracks and looked at Smokey. The rest of the crew continued to run; they knew Luffy could handle him. Luffy ushered me off as well, but I just did a little circle around so that I was behind the buildings to their left. I learnt many things during that battle. 1 was that Smokey over there was a logia type devil fruit user. 2 Hence the name, he turned to smoke. 3 Luffy is an idiot; he just couldn't grasp the fact that he couldn't hit him. He didn't ask for my help either, even though he knew I was there. Smoker now currently had his head stuck under his long stick-thingy. (Please enlighten me on what it is called) There was a movement in the shadows, I looked on but it was gone. When I looked back to Luffy there was a man stopping Smoker from killing the boy.
I looked at the man; he had tattoos on his face and was wearing a cloak, that's all I could tell. He started to run my way and I hid behind some barrels. The man stopped and turned around to look at Luffy.
"Be safe, my son." Was all he said before he ran off into the darkness. I was shocked. Truly flabbergasted. THAT was Luffy's dad. Wow, just-just…wow. There was a huge wind that interrupted my thoughts. The boxes flew away and I had to hold onto a pipe to keep from blowing away.
"LEAH! HURRY UP!" I heard Nami call. I let go of the pipe and was blown through the sky until I could see the boat. Luffy stretched up his arms and grabbed me, retracting his arms to bring me onto deck. Just as I landed the boat was blown away and towards the Red Line. That was really close.
"Thanks Luffy." I smiled at him and he gave me his big ass grin.
"Just doing my job." We laughed until Nami came up to us and dragged us out of the rain.
"What the hell were you doing?" She yelled at me.
"Trying to not be blown away!" I yelled back. She went to hit me on the head but unlike Luffy and the others, I didn't let her. She looked at her fist that was being held effortlessly by me. She blinked a few times before she tried to over power me. I stared at her blankly as she tried her hardest to hit me, it was like holding down a fly. She sighed and gave up, taking her hand back.
"Try to be more careful." She shook her head and walked away. Usopp and Luffy started to laugh at how I beat her so easily, with just a mere look.
The calm belt. I hate the calm belt. We had just escaped it after almost being eaten by a huge sea king. We are now on our way to the Red Line. We are standing outside in a circle around a barrel of sake. All with a determined look on our faces.
"I will become the worlds strongest swordsman." Zoro said with an evil grin on his face as he lifted his leg up onto the barrel.
"I'm gonna find the all blue." Sanji said following Zoro's lead with the legs.
"I'm going to be a brave pirate warrior!" Usopp added.
"I will be the King of the pirates!" Luffy exclaimed. He sported the biggest grin, like he always does when he talks about meat or being the king.
"I'm gonna draw a map of the whole world." Nami said, joining them on the barrel.
"I'm gonna be the queen!" I said lifting my leg up with ease and grinning that shit eating grin that only a D can do.
We all lifted our legs up and smashed the barrel, the sake poured all over the deck and we laughed. The laughter was cut short when the current suddenly picked up and we began our journey to the top of the Red Line.
We were drifting off to the left too much and in a blur Luffy had ballooned us back on track. If you blinked you would have missed it. The Merry gradually got faster and faster until we were all pinned up against the wall, unable to move at all. That's where the funny stuff happened. Luffy was pined to the wall while being on top of me, our lips connected suddenly and we were both shocked. Thankfully the wind was holding Sanji back otherwise Luffy would be a dead man right now. I decided to make the most of the kiss and started to move my lips, he soon caught on; not being the dumbass everyone thinks he is, and moved his as well. I was shocked again when he started to nibble at my bottom lip and asked for entrance. I slowly allowed him to enter my mouth and our tongues began to wrestle for dominance. Luffy won, like I expected him to and claimed his victory by searching my mouth with his tongue. When the wind died down we parted for air and smiled.
"Well that was fun." I said with a smirk as Zoro quite happily sat on Sanji to restrain him.
"Hahaha, yeah it was!" Luffy laughed with me. Nami wrapped an arm around both our shoulders and smiled.
"So, who won?" She asked us.
"What?" We said in unison.
"I could see the tongue action going on there, who was dominant?" She pressed.
"Luffy was." I sighed and he smiled and gave her a peace sign.
"Shit! Incoming!" I yelled as I realised what goes up, must come down. Unless you're Shiki. (See what I did there?!) Everyone ran inside as we plummeted down to the ocean again. We all grabbed onto the benches or table as gravity became useless. Once it was all over we walked outside only to then scream, faint, be shocked or all of the above.
There is a huge ass motherfucking whale, right in front of us! HOLY SHIT! And…oh no! It just broke Luffy's special seat. Shit balls bananas, that whale is going down. Luffy just…fired a canon ball at it? It's huge ass eye moved down to look at us as it called out. I think I'm deaf. Wait, shit, shit, shit! It's opening its mouth.
"Luffy!" I yell at him when he arrives back out on deck. I stretch an arm out to him and drag him over here to me. I grab his hand and squeeze it tight and in return he smiles at me.
"Adventure!" He calls out as the boat falls into the whale's mouth, everyone was holding onto the boat, but when it hit a tooth Luffy and I got separated from the crew.
TH-THUD. That was the sound of Luffy and I hitting the concrete ground beneath us. Thank god for Devil fruit abilities. It was really dark in the tunnel, good thing I'm light. I lit a hand up and started to walk when I heard…voices?
"Luffy, do you hear that?" I whispered to him, he gave a throaty noise of approval and we began to run to the voices. When we got closer I turned my fire off.
"Whose there?" I yelled into the dark and empty tunnel. There was a posh laugh joined by another one.
"I am Mr 3." A male voice said to us as he laughed.
"And I am Miss Wednesday!" The female voice called out. I turned my firepower's again and lit up the area around us. There was a man with tattoos on his face and a woman with blue hair. They struck a pose and Luffy started to laugh at them. I hit him on the shoulder lightly and he stopped.
"Who are you?" They asked snobbery. Luffy and I looked at each other and then grinned.
"The name's Monkey D. Luffy! Future King of the pirate!" Luffy exclaimed.
"I'm Portgas D. Leah! Future Queen of the pirates!" I said proudly and liked an arm through Luffy's. They seemed shocked at us. I laughed at their faces, they were hilarious. Mr 3 then looked at me and walked over.
"Hello, beautiful, how did you get in this whale?" He said, kinda like Sanji does. I could feel the daggers that Luffy was glaring at him. When he stepped closer even I was getting angry. Dick head!
"Bitch! This whale ate us, and again bitch, my boyfriend is right here." I said walking over to Luffy and giving him a kiss on the cheek. Luffy puffed out his chest and folded his arms.
"Lets go somewhere else." He said as we began to walk away. It was really dark and I didn't bother activate my powers.
"Thank you for that. I was gonna kick his face in." Luffy laughed with a hand behind his head.
"I was talking with Nami," I started giving a little pause.
"Oh shit, this isn't good." He said, I giggled at him and continued talking.
"She asked if we had marked each other yet. Hahaha, I can't even imagine you doing that!" I began to laugh until my side hurt.
"I could, if I wanted to." He shrugged, but I could see his faint smirk, even with no light.
"Hahaha, yeah, totally. Of coarse you could." I continued to laugh as his smirk grew.
"Oi Leah, look to your right." He said, I eyed him suspiciously but complied to his request. The next thing I knew I was pinned to the wall…again.
"Luffy, that wasn't a challenge." I muttered to him, I could feel his breathe on my lips.
"Really, I couldn't tell." He laughed sarcastically.
"We'll get bombarded by Nami." I gave a half-hearted snort but was cut short by his lips. His kisses weren't like I expected at all. He wasn't sloppy, he was a good kisser. I felt his tongue run along my lip and I opened my mouth. Again he gained dominance against me and proceeded to search my mouth. When he surfaced for air we stood there breathing. He kissed me softly and then progressed down to my jaw line and then to my neck. I gasped at the sensation of his lips against my neck. There was a short pain in my neck as I felt his teeth against my skin. I moaned when he sucked on my collarbone and then kissed the sore spot better. He rose from my neck and I stared at him, wide eyes.
"Shishishi, I didn't expect that kind of reaction from you." He said with a small smirk, I bit my lip, why does he have to have these sexy moments. "I like it." He added as an after thought. I flushed red, grabbing his hand and pacing away.
"I hate you." I said looking down at the floor once I had slowed down. He wrapped his fingers around mine more.
"I love you to, Shishishi." He laughed.
