A/N: Oh no Sues. More like anti-sues over...
The slow trip to Vacuo was rather bizarre both teams were minding their own business.
Ruby and Weiss were reading fanfics on dust net. Blake was reading her book "Ninjas of Love." Yang was listing down antics she will do to everyone at Beacon.
Jaune was quiet thinking deeply about something. Pyrrha and Nora were talking about some anime they watched before. Ren was going nuts about what Nokon said. 'Teammates are dead…' Ren just had that in mind for like two hours.
Suddenly Nokon enter the two team's room. Ren was the first to sit up and greet Nokon. Ren then introduce himself to Nokon.
"My name is Lie Ren nice to see you." Ren said. Nokon just smiled at Ren.
Nokon whisper to Ren "I know you write smutty lemons but right now give Jaune this." Nokon said. Nokon pulled out a walkman with earphones attach to it.
"This is a duplicate of my teams audio logs take a listen." Nokon said. The royal vagabond then left the room to go to his room.
Ren was speechless "Okay I guess he is not a very social person or is it more than that." Ren said to himself. Ren then went next to Jaune to take a listen at the audio with him.
"I have feeling he doesn't want to explain his past in Beacon" Jaune said.
"Anyway Jaune let's take a listen to the audio." Ren said. Jaune hit the play button as he put the ear buds in his ear.
Ren for one his face was flush red hearing the first recording in the audio log
"Jackpot a full team of guys and me as the only girl. Foursome." Nora notice Ren's flush red face and decided to go to him.
"Ren what are you listening to with Jaune?" Nora said. Before Ren could say anything the walkman made a click sound.
Ren smiled to Nora "We not listening to anything Nora." Ren said.
"Is that the 4th year student's stuff Ren you should give it back to him." Nora said. Ren know if he did not listen to his girlfriends his legs are going to break.
"Seriously I got played with a simple antic. Now to get back at him once we are in Vacuo." Ren said to himself. Ren decided to give back the walkman to Nokon.
As soon as he enters the back of the plane Weiss screamed.
"Why the hell are we with these Sues guys?" Weiss said.
Yang tilted her head "Well it's Ozpin you know that Weiss." Yang said.
"Look on the bright side you don't have a yandere Velvet following you." Blake said.
"Oh in dust hush it Belladonna. You get ship with Adam or Yang." Weiss said.
Yang rolled her eyes "Uh Weiss you get ship more with Ruby or Jaune." Yang said.
"Quiet you dunce it's not like I have feelings for the two." Weiss said.
Yang gave a smirk to Weiss "How about that time you ask Ruby to stay with you when Velvet tried to hunt you." Yang said.
Weiss face became flush red "Xiao Long never bring that up you dunce." Weiss said.
Suddenly Ren came back with a panic on his face. Everyone look at Ren and laughed.
"Ren what happen to your hair and clothes?" Yang said.
Some bubble gum was stuck in Ren's hair and his clothes had some whip cream on it.
Ren sighed "Simple an antic trap." Ren said.
Weiss rolled her eyes "Great two more idiots to worry about their stupid antics." Weiss said. Ruby decided to comfort Weiss.
"Ruby get of me, now's not time to hug me you dunce!" Weiss said.
"Do worry Weiss you got me if that happens to you." Ruby said.
"You dunce your talking nonsense!" Weiss said.
Ren gave everyone a 'ahem' "Guys it's running late I'll be taking shower first." Ren said.
Jaune look at his scroll to check the time. "Wow guys its nine o'clock already." Jaune said.
Ruby was shock about the time. "Is Vacuo that far from Vale, Weiss?" Ruby said.
"Uh I think so all I know is my family owns a private estate there." Weiss said.
In the other room Nokon and Shiro were playing strip yu-gi-oh to pass the time.
"He actually got played by me. I'm such an anti-sue." Nokon said.
Shiro sighed "Non when are you going to satisfy me?" Shiro said.
Nokon smirk at Shiro "After you take a shower my lady." Nokon said. Shiro smiled at Nokon.
"You better lock that door and use the sound muter so they don't hear us." Shiro said.
Nokon rolled his eyes "Yes my darling." Nokon said.
Half of Shiro's clothes were on the floor.
Nokon sighed "Antics is a thing, I might do it on this mission." Nokon said to himself.
Nokon then lay down on his bed to rest. He took a shower prior from leaving Beacon.
Back at Beacon Velvet was sobbing. "Damn it Ozpin I want my Weiss-chan back!" Velvet said.
Ozpin pass by Velvet's dorm in disappointment.
"Oh my kids nowadays but however ships and antics sail so much." Ozpin said to himself.
Cardin was alone in his team's dorm making plush dolls. But for Cinder she was messing with one of her students. "Let's play a little game of dress up." Cinder said.
The student look at Cinder in fear "Worst day of my life" said the student.
Back in the dust plane everyone was asleep except the pilot. What the pilot did not know was a dust plane was following them. The pilot then put the dust plane on auto-pilot to change his attire.
To him changing his attire was ripping it. Under his pilot attire was his formal blue attire.
He has short yellow hair and, blue eyes. He appears to be in 30s and his name is Paji Dorobo.
"I will carve a path for Mr. and Mrs. Ying." Paji said to himself. Paji pulled out a scroll and connected to the outside of the planes camera to keep an eye on the dust plane that is stalking him.
"I'll play your little game young one." Paji said.
This is the start of true despair to team RWBY & JNPR will they endure it?
We shall see as events come up to the surface in the grounds of the mysterious Vacuo. As some say the isolated dark place of Remnant…
A/N: OOC's might come up time to time. Be glad I'm doing like only six OC's.
Till then ninja of hawaii out!