A/N: Been busy enjoy some POV for this chapter. No it is not a self-insert! Enjoy.
Three months later…
After having too much time messing with Team RWBY & JNPR for two weeks I feel like a newer person. That mission was just to lie, to them what Vacuo was actually. Meh, I wonder why Mr. Oz made me do that. Also note that mission was to blackmail a FAUNUS to work at Beacon. It worked out well actually, Mr. Grau knows my wife's dad so it was not that hard. Funny thing he reminded me of Johnny Wildheart. Those foxy ears and tail. Damn I said too much about what happen. I turned and look at my friend who is now blind for his life laughing at my escapade. "Wow man things have changed for us." My friend said.
My emotions got the best of me and I started crying. We were in Vale's local park watching kid's play in the playground. The weather was cool but the clouds block the sun. The things that came out of my mouth were "As they say buddy henceforward." I said. I then took my leave knowing how my friend is. He told me he knows his surroundings very well. As if he sees a picture frame wherever he goes. I guess it was part of Bushido training and his aura. After an hour later walking, I bump into Sai Crescent the disguiser. At first it look as if he wanted to kill me but he look scared.
"Uh dude you look like you're having some trouble Sai?" I said. Sai steals dust for white fang, do contract's, secretly goes to Beacon, and has a thing for furry Faunus. Sai was holding binoculars on his right hand and the other a dust potion. Sai then shove me to the ground and sprinted it was as if his life depend on it. Next thing I see a group of Faunus girls running at me.
That's when I know "Sai you and your furry fetish."
I notice one of the girls is Auburn Perrault. A sexy Faunus who knows that guys will fall head over heels for her body. One time a dude confess to Auburn and got not denied but Auburn was confuse why he said that to her.
"Excuse me sir did you see a guy wearing an eye patch on his right eye?" Auburn said. In the back of my head I wanted to get out my gender swap dust potion and throw it at Sai.
"Yes Ms. Perrault I did he went just pass me and I'm going to follow you guys." But one of the girls seem to not care if my presence was there. It was none other than Sera Lykaios. To my surprise she apparently did not have her weapon Aegis Cry.
She told me "The shorty jack my weapon and I need it back!" At that point I stayed shut pulled out my weapon and dash straight to Sai. Auburn and Sera look shock I ran quicker than them. This was not even from my Semblance's power.
I caught up to Sai and his face fell to the ground. At that moment in time I put Sai on my back and walk back to Auburn and Sera. When I got back the group of Faunus wanted to rip Sai to pieces.
Before I left I gave Aegis Cry to Sera and threw the gender swap dust potion on the ground. I then made a run but I was enveloped around the dust cloud. I knew for certain my gender was swap for the day. I look back to see Sai as a girl. Next thing I hear the group freak out and beat up girl Sai. Thus I departed ways and headed home.
Great now how am I going to explain this to my daughter. Next thing I knew I bump into Jett Erebus. He tried flirting with me, at that point I wanted to barf. "Oh great can't my days get any bizarre?" I said to myself. I also need to interview Mr. Erebus.
A/N: Warning this story is filled with famous and nonfamous RWBY OC's in deviantART. Readers discretion is advised.