Raptors can't swim
It was beautiful day at terra tropica. The sun was shining on a cloudless day and Repton couldn't be happier about it. He lied on lounge chair bathing in the suns rays by the pool at the hotel he and Starling were staying for the weekend.
" Hey Repton " his beloved asked, " Do you want to swim? "
" I'll pass " he replied as he flipped over on his back
" Oh no you don't " the sky knight growled " you're not going to lie here all day "
" I can and I am " Repton answered
" Why not? " Starling questioned, " What's the matter? Can't you swim? "
The raptor rolled back over and took off the sunglasses he was wearing so he could look his girlfriend in eyes.
" Sadly no " the man-lizard said solemnly " raptors can't swim "
" I can teach you how to swim " Starling reassured
" Only if you can get me in the water " Repton answered with a small laugh
The interceptor said nothing and left the raptor. Twenty minutes later Repton's mate returned, wearing nothing but a two-piece dark green bathing suit. To say this got attention would an understatement.
" So when do I start? " Repton asked in an excited tone