What I did today
Repton walked into his castle, carrying a large wildeboar he singled handily killed over his shoulder. After the ruler of Bogaton put the heap of flesh away in the meat cellar he went up to his room were he found a rather odd sight.
He found his and Starling's clothes all over the floor and lying on his bed was beloved who was six-months pregnant with their child, eating a bowl of chocolate ice cream.
" Well what did you do today? " the raptor joked
The sky knight glared at her husband.
" Hmm, let's see Repton what did I do today " she said in a sharp tone, " Today I made a pair of lungs "
" Oh yeah? " Repton replied, " Well…I brought home dinner "
" Heart " Starling simply countered
the king lowered his head in a mock defeat.
" Okay you got me " the warrior sighed
" Good " his wife growled, " now get me some more ice cream! "
" Yes ma'am! " Repton yelp in fear for his life