Eat you're vegetables
Out of all the things Repton has eaten in his lifetime he had never encountered anything like this.
" What the hell is this crap? " the king of Bogaton snarled to his queen, who had made this strange meal
" It's called a salad Repton " Starling replied sharply
" But there's no meat! " Horek whined
" Duh, yeah sis " Luegey said, " Where's the meat! "
" There is no meat in a salad " the sky knight answered, " its all vegetables "
That stuck the raptor king more then any weapon that hit him.
" Were carnivores Starling! " Repton protested, " The day I eat a plant is the day I die! "
" Look could you at least take one bite, that's all I ask " the interceptor asked, " Please, for me? "
Repton looked deep into his lovers green eyes, he just couldn't say no to her now. He hesitantly took his fork and impaled a small piece of lettuce on it. The king then brought the leaf up his lips and quickly devoured it.
" See? " Starling matter-of-factly said, " It's not like it was going to kill you "
Fifteen minutes later…
" Well how the hell was I supposed to know raptors were allergenic to lettuce! " the queen of Bogaton scolded her husband as he sat in his hospital bed
" The fact that raptors don't even eat anything that's a plant alone says enough! " Repton shouted back
it was going to be a long night for the to lovers.