Chapter 5:
::A Few Weeks Later (Dakota's POV)::
Kaoru wasn't all that heartbroken about Riley anymore. Which was good. He was a little depressed for a while but he was starting to be fine now. Kyouya got all the answers that he wanted and got a file for Riley and now he's just as big of a stalker as he is with the rest of us. We were in class, waiting for the bell to ring when Hikaru walked over to me, "Hey sexy." I smiled at him,
"Hey Hikaru. What're you doing over here?" Riley looked at him,
"Yo wassup Hick-a-roo?" We glared at her,
"Riley, Hikaru is not a Hickory Stick." She smiled,
"Hah~ I wuv Hickory Sticks. Not you, Hikaru...well I do love you just not that way. Hey you guys?" We looked at her and Kaoru walked over,
"Yes?" She smiled,
"I have a game to pass the time until the bell rings." She stopped for a second then bit her lip to stop herself from laughing, "If you were a superhero, what would your name be?" I shrugged,
"I dunno. You go first." She thought for a second,
"Uh...I would either be Mr. Backwards or Captain Invincible." Then she laughed. I raised an eyebrow,
"I don't get it. Do you guys?" I asked the twins. They shook their heads. Riley stopped laughing,
"Oh ya...you guys don't watch Misfits. I forgot..." The bell rang and Riley jumped up,
"S'long suckas!" She quickly walked out of the classroom and we followed since we were all going to the same place. Riley obviously got there faster but you know. When we did get there, Riley was talking to Mori, "So, if someone really pisses you off, then what do you do then?" He shrugged. He was strangely red too. Which was weird because Mori's skin tone isn't red. That's just weird. Maybe it was just really hot in here. I walked to Kyouya,
"Kyouya? I have a problem..." He looked at me,
"What is it?" I looked down,
"Uh...I'm uh...*cough* I'm failing science *cough*" I didn't look up to see his reaction but I knew it was bad by the,
"YOU'RE FAILING SCIENCE?" I nodded,
"Ya...but at least I'm not failing math. Hikaru fixed that." I looked up and seen him pacing,
"No cousin of my mine is failing science. You are going to study until your grades are up to A+'s!" Riley and Mori walked over,
"What's the big deal about failing? I'm failing Japanese History and Geography." Riley said almost proudly. Mori's mouth dropped,
"How could you...it's just...it's so easy." She shrugged,
"Boring and hard. That's how I think of it. It's just like a horny nerd. Hard and boring." I rolled my eyes,
"Did you have to use that comparison?" She nodded and smiled proudly,
"Yes I did." Mori raised an eyebrow,
"They're not hard or boring." She nodded,
"Yes they are. How am I ever going to find out how many sides a circle has? Who cares about Geography?" We all stared at her in disbelief for a second. Hikaru walked over,
"Riley? You're thinking about Geometry." She thought for a second,
"Hm. Who knew that? Well then..." She took out a piece of paper and looked at it, "Ohhh, I'm failing Geometry too. " I sighed,
"Riley? What are you not failing?" She looked at the paper again,
"Uh...science."
"Science?" She nodded,
"I'm passing by 4 points!" Honey hopped on her back,
"Rye-chan? I think you need a tutor." She nodded,
"That's true. But who has the patience to tutor me? I have the attention span of a Patrick from SpongeBob." Honey hopped from Riley to Mori,
"Takashi's favorite subjects are Geography and Japanese History and he's really patient. I think that he could tutor you. Right Takashi?" Mori blushed,
"Uh...I'm not very good at explaining subjects." Riley rolled her eyes,
"You're possibly the only person in the world who would be able to tutor me. Think about someone else sitting with me alone for like, 2 hours while talking about boring stuff. Throw in my attention span and my shyness around people I don't know, you got someone who's going to hate me. If I want someone to hate me, then I'm going to make sure that they hate me because I'm an asshole. Not for some other reason." Mori paused for a second then sighed,
"Okay. We'll start tutoring tonight." Riley smiled,
"Okay. Yay~! I'm not going to fail~! Thanks Mori!" She said, hugging him. He blushed darkly,
"Uh...you're welcome." I raised an eyebrow and thought "Huh. Mori must be overheating a lot. It's weird because I feel just fine in this...ohhhhh..." I felt a little stupid now. I turned to Hikaru,
"Do you think that Mori and Riley might...just might...you know." He nodded,
"It's a little obvious. I've known since last week. I thought you knew." Kaoru walked over,
"Knew what?" Hikaru turned to him,
"About how much fun Dakota and I will have tonight." Kyouya glared at Hikaru,
"Hikaru? I hope you realize how large of a police force the Otori family-"
"Ya we got it Kyouya." Hikaru snapped. Kaoru raised an eyebrow and walked away. Hikaru turned back to me, "He's kind of oblivious to it still. But Riley and Mori probably won't get that far tonight. Riley doesn't seem to know so we've got time to make Kaoru feel good about this whole ordeal." I nodded,
"Good plan but how are we going to do that?" Kyouya looked a little relieved,
"So...you're not going to rape my cousin?" Hikaru shook his head,
"Not tonight Kyouya." He scribbled in his notebook,
"Not ever. Right Hikaru? Or do I have to call Danyka's father?" Hikaru held up his hands,
"Nooooo you don't have to do that. I heard about her father." I laughed in disbelief,
"What'd you hear about my dad?" Riley walked over to us while eating a Twix,
"I like my dad." I rolled my eyes,
"We're not talking about your dad." She held up her hands,
"Whoa don't get your period."
"I'm not-" She nodded,
"I know what you need." She took me and Hikaru's hands and led us over to the other side of the room, "Okay. You two, need to bang each other." I looked at her in disbelief,
"What? Not right now god." I nodded,
"Well obviously not right now. I mean, I don't like pornos and it'll just be really awkward and Kyouya might shoot you in the face Hikaru so no not right now but I mean like, tonight." I face palmed,
"I didn't mean 'right this second' I meant not now in general." She nodded,
"Ohhh why not?" I sighed,
"Because. That's why." She frowned but then shrugged,
"Okay whatever." I shoved Hikaru away,
"I have to talk to Riley." He raised an eyebrow but left. I turned back to Riley, "So, how do you think your date with Mori will go?" She tilted her head,
"Date? He's my tutor. He doesn't even like me like that." I put my hands on her shoulders,
"Look closer Riley and focus on the little things. Okay? Do that tonight. Hikaru and I kinda started seeing each other when he started tutoring me." She nodded,
"Ya. That's you and Hikaru. He practically yelled to the whole school that he masticates to the thought of you."
"Masturbate."
"Professor Loo-pin masticates to the thought of Enoby." She laughed. I snapped my fingers in front of her face,
"Come on Riley. Focus." She nodded,
"Okay." She paused and thought for a second, "What were we talking about again?"
"Your date with Mori."
"Ohhhhh IT'S NOT A DATE! It's a tutoring session because I suck at school and need help. A date would be more of a 'Hey wanna go out' kinda thing. Not a 'You're failing at school I'm going to help you' kind of situation. I'm gonna get some ice-cream."
"GET ME SOME TOO PLEASE!" I yelled after her.