Chapter 10:
::Dakota's POV::
I don't see why Riley wouldn't just go out with Mori or something like that. From what I heard from the both of them, they're both too chicken to ask each other out because they were both worried that they'd get rejected by the other. It was kind of stupid. I got up and sighed, "Riley? Your love life is really stupid." She smiled,
"Thanks."
"That wasn't really a compliment." She shrugged,
"It's just a habit I've picked up. Whenever someone says that I'm stupid or something referenced to me is stupid, I say 'Thanks', 'Thank you', 'Thanks for noticing', 'Glad to know I'm not the only one who's noticed' etcetera etcetera." I nodded,
"Okay that's different but anyway, you're not even remotely curious as to why I think that your love life is stupid?" She thought for around 2 seconds before shaking her head,
"No not really." I nodded slowly,
"Huh…I've never met someone who wasn't even remotely curious about it." She stood up,
"Well, I'm special. My mom says it everyday." The guys walked in and Hikaru walked over to me,
"Hey Dakota~." I smiled at him,
"Hi Hikaru." He put his arm over my shoulders,
"You two ready to go?" Riley and I nodded. Riley rolled her eyes,
"Are we ready…I've been ready since forever ago." Kyouya sighed,
"Riley? 'Forever ago' isn't a time." She put her index finger to her lips,
"Shhh. No one needs to know that." Kaoru walked out of the bathroom,
"Are we going?" I nodded,
"Yes. Let's go."
::At The Carnival::
Hikaru and I just went on almost every single ride that was in the whole entire carnival. I loved big rides and…well any ride in general I really quite liked. We tried to talk Riley into going on a ride but she wouldn't. She said something about worrying about throwing up her cotton candy or something. Hikaru and I were walking around, looking for another ride when he pointed to this giant one called "The Big Ol' Mammoth". I jumped up and down, "YA LET'S GO!"
::After The Carnival::
I walked over to Riley, who was looking at a Kit-Kat bar but wasn't eating it, "Hey Riley." She didn't look up from the Kit-Kat. I sat beside her, "You know, when you have a chocolate bar, you're usually supposed to eat it." She shook her head and pointed to a spot on the Kit-Kat,
"Is…is that a pube?" I took the Kit-Kat and held it close to my face, only to see a little pubic hair sticking out of the chocolate bar. My mouth dropped,
"EW! GROSS!" She nodded,
"Ya that's what I thought when I saw it." Hikaru and Kaoru walked over,
"What's gross?" I held up the Kit-Kat,
"There's a pubic hair in this." They looked disgusted,
"GROSS!" They almost yelled at the same time. I nodded,
"That's almost exactly what I said." Riley took back the Kit-Kat,
"Just imagine what this poor chocolate went through…I'm never getting a Kit-Kat again." I shook my head,
"Ya I'm not either." We looked at the gross pubic chocolate before I remembered what I was doing there, "Oh, do you wanna go do something?" She put the chocolate bar on the coffee table in front of her and shrugged,
"Whaddya wanna do?" I thought about it,
"We could have a slumber party." She smiled,
"YES! WE SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY! AND WE'RE BUYING KIT-KATS!"
"NO WE'RE NOT!" Hikaru and Kaoru sat in between us,
"Hey. Are we invited?" They asked in a union. Riley and I looked at each other before shaking our heads,
"Girls' Night guys. You don't have vaginas."
"Ya. We need to get in touch with our feminine side." Riley said dramatically. Kaoru scoffed,
"Fine. You girls are bitches." he sighed. Hikaru nodded,
"Yeah." Riley snickered,
"That's not a very nice thing to say to the lady that likes to bang you."
"We haven't 'banged' before." Hikaru said, grabbing my food and eating it. I put some ketchup on a French fry and rubbed it on his face,
"Don't degrade me." I said, rubbing the ketchup on his face some more. Kaoru leaned over and ate the French fry. I frowned at the French fry nub in my hand,
"Dude, you ate the fry."
"Yeah. I did. Biotch." Riley raised an eyebrow,
"Why're you guys getting so bitchy, huh?" I shrugged,
"Don't worry. This is playful quarrelling." I said. Riley pouted,
"You use big, fancy words Dakota…" I shrugged again,
"It's just the way I talk… you… racist."
"How is that racist?" Riley questioned. I sighed and laid my head on Hikaru's shoulder,
"Forget it. You just don't like us… um… I'm Italian…"
"Only part Italian." Kaoru said, poking my shoulder. Riley looked confused,
"What does that have to do with anything?" I shook my head,
"Never mind. Let's just go and get stuff for our slumber party." The twins got up with us,
"And we're going too right?" I shook my head,
"No. We told you. You don't have vaginas." Kaoru looked offended,
"You guys are so sexist."
"Is it so wrong to spend a night without you guys?" They looked at each other before nodding,
"Ya. We like you guys." They said as they put their arms over me and Riley's shoulders. I kissed Hikaru's cheek,
"We like you too."
"Ya. It's just that we need time to sort out girl stuff." Riley put in. They looked slightly offended. They're just going to complain and try to come anyway. I turned to Riley and mouthed,
"Escape route 2." She nodded before grabbing her stomach,
"Uh oh…" I looked at her,
"What?" She blushed,
"I…I have to…go use the bathroom. I think I may be bleeding…" Then she left. After a few minutes, she came back, frowning angrily, "I'm angry."
"Why?" She glared at me,
"Because there's blood everywhere and you know how angry I get whenever that happens." I nodded,
"Ya that's true. You do get very PMS-y don't you?" She nodded angrily,
"Yes." Hikaru and Kaoru were looking at her weird and she "snapped", "What're you guys lookin' at?" She growled. They held up their hands,
"Soorrryyy." I sighed,
"Maybe you guys shouldn't come over. She gets very pissy when she's at this stage." Hikaru raised an eyebrow,
"And you're still going to have a slumber party with her?" I nodded,
"I know what to do to keep her from being too big of a bitch." Then I dramatically "slapped" her. She glared at me,
"Are you lookin' for a slap?" I scoffed,
"Calm down Pissy."
"I'M NOT-"
"Ya ya whatever. But ya. You guys shouldn't come over. She'll slap you." They looked at Riley, who was glaring at them. They nodded,
"Ya. We'll see you girls tomorrow." And they left. Riley stopped glaring and smiled at me,
"Was that good?" I nodded and put my arm over her shoulders,
"Good job bitch." She smiled,
"Thanks skank."
::Riley's Mansion (Riley's POV)::
It was fun having a girls' night. I loved the guys to death but sometimes it was fun to just have a girl around without one of the guys listening to our conversation. We were painting each other's nails and it was fun. I was making little Awesome Faces on Dakota's toenails and it looked like she was doing penises on my toenails. We were having fun when the guys all walked in. We glared at them, "Hey! Do any of you guys have vaginas?" They shook their heads,
"No but…we wanted to hang out with you guys…" Tamaki said sadly. I looked at my finished toenails,
"Is it…I…I'm not very angry…" Kaoru looked at me weirdly,
"Aren't you supposed to be PMSing?" I face palmed,
"Oops…WHY ARE YOU GUYS HERE? I'M PMSING! BUY ME MORE JEWELLERY!" Dakota shook her head,
"Riley? I think our cover is blown." I nodded,
"Ya. It kind of is. What's up guys?" Hikaru sat beside Dakota, lightly kissing her temple,
"Hi~." She frowned,
"I'm angry at you." I got up,
"I'm gonna go make nachos." Mori and Honey followed me to the kitchen,
"We'll make it with you Rye-chan~." Honey said from Mori's shoulders. I smiled,
"Okay. It's always more fun to do stuff with other people. Don't you think Mori?" He blushed and nodded. I bit my tongue to stop myself from saying something stupid around him. The last thing I needed was him thinking that I was too weird to hang out with. Sure, he may not like me the way that I want him to like me but at least he liked me like a friend. I took out some corn chips and some other stuff that people usually use with nachos. I put the hamburger meat into a pan and put it onto the stove. The nachos were in the oven when Edward walked in,
"Ms. Winchester? Your family is here to see you." My mouth dropped,
"What? Why why why why wh-"
"Rilia? It's not good to stutter." My mom said. I slapped my face,
"What're you guys doing here?" Beatrice smiled at me,
"We're here to run over your dog and tell you about the ball that we're holding tomorrow night. We already ran over your dog so it we came over to tell you about the ball." I gasped,
"YOU RAN OVER MY DOG?" They nodded,
"The little spotted one ran in front of our car."
"YOU RAN OVER GIBBLE?" Beatrice snickered,
"Who names their dog Gibble?"
"SHUT UP BEATRICE! And what if I don't wanna go to the ball?" My mom pulled her hair back,
"We don't want you to come to the ball so we won't care. Your father made us invite you." I smirked,
"Okay then. I'll go to the ball. See you tomorrow." They looked offended and then left. I leaned against the counter, feeling depressed, "I can't believe they ran over Gibble…" I said sadly. I looked down at my feet. Honey hugged me,
"It'll be okay Rye-chan." I patted his head,
"I dunno Honey. My mom and my sister just ran over my dog. I don't know if it'll be fine or not." Dakota walked in with everyone else,
"You okay my darling princess? You seem a little down." Tamaki said as he pressed me against him. I shook my head,
"No I'm not fine. My mom and my sister came over, they ran over Gibble, and now I have one less dog and I have a ball to go to tomorrow." Beatrice walked in,
"Oh we forgot to tell you Rilia. We want you to bring some people so that you won't look so much like a loser when you get there." I glared at her,
"You have five seconds to get out of my house otherwise I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU SO HARD YOUR MOTHER WILL FEEL IT!" I yelled at her. She got freaked out and walked out. I frowned, "Stupid little whory whore whore."
"I don't think I've ever seen you get that angry." Dakota said. I nodded,
"They bring out the worst in me." Kyouya leaned against the wall,
"I think that you should go to the ball." I scoffed,
"Why?" He pushed up his glasses,
"They obviously don't want you there and you obviously want them to be miserable so you should go." I nodded,
"That's a good idea. Ya. I'm gonna go." I was about to act all triumphant but then I realized that I was really worried about going. I chewed on my fingernail, "Hey you guys? Wanna go to a ball?" Everyone looked at each other before shrugging,
"Of course we'll go to make sure our darling princess will be fine." Tamaki said, lightly running his finger across my cheek. I took a step away from him,
"I love you Tamaki, but you get in my personal space one more time, Imunna mash you up." Dakota laughed,
"Hahah Gary."