-Chapter Twelve-
((Dakota's POV))
Riley raised an eyebrow,
"What's the problem?"
"We..." I turned away. Hikaru placed a hand on my shoulder,
"We're out of ice-cream." I looked up to see Riley's reaction. Her jaw dropped,
"B-but this is my house..." she looked around,
"Yes, this is definitely my house! Why the hell isn't there ice-cream?" she turned to Mori,
"It's your fault, isn't it? You ate it all while I wasn't looking!" Mori crossed his arms,
"How could it be me who ate the ice-cream when I was with you the whole time?" Riley blushed and covered his mouth. I raised my eyebrows,
"What were you guys doin', huh?" Riley shook her head,
"NOPE. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE." Kaoru stepped forward,
"Were you and Mori... shagging?" Mori took Riley's hands away from his mouth,
"No." Kaoru nodded,
"Were you... doing anything sexual?" Riley shook her head,
"NO."
"Then what were you two doing?" Hikaru asked. I smirked,
"Yeah. What?" Tamaki glided over,
"Don't worry my darling princess, you can tell your friends anything..." he said, nuzzling her cheek with his nose. Mori put a hand on his shoulder and pushed him away,
"We danced. We kissed. There. Now you stay away." He said bordely. Tamaki blushed, his eyes wide and jaw slightly slack,
"Y-you... you mean..." he fell to his knees in front of Riley and took her hands,
"WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TAKEN?" he laid his head on her belly,
"It's just not fair..." Riley wiggled,
"Get away from my uterus." I took out some chap stick and placed a fresh coat on my lips. Riley raised her eyebrows,
"Chap stick in summer? What's up with that?" I blushed,
"No reason." Hikaru nodded,
"Yeah, is she not allowed to put on chap stick in the summer? Is that a crime, now?" Riley looked taken back,
"Jeez, PMS-y much." Kyouya stood next to me,
"Dakota, it is true that you're not supposed to wear chap stick in the summer." I took out my tube of chap stick,
"Well, it says that it has that SPF 50 stuff on it, and that stuff protects you from sunburn... on my lips." Kyouya took the tube of chap stick and examined it,
"It doesn't say any of that on here." I blushed darkly and walked away,
"I'm gonna go... get more... ice-cream... from the store. Hikaru, come on."
"Okay." Hikaru walked away after me.
((Riley's POV))
After the two love birds left, I turned to everybody and smirked,
"One night, Dakota and I were partying and whatnot. And she told me why she uses chap stick." Kyouya took out his notebook and flipped to a page, pulling out a pen and clicking it,
"Why does she use chap stick?"
"Yeah, why?" Tamaki asked, taking a sip of some Pepsi. I crossed my arms and snickered,
"She puts it on regularly after she gives a blow job." Tamaki snorted and the pop came shooting out of his nose and mouth. He yelped,
"OUCH!" he said, rubbing his nose. Kyouya dropped his pen, his eyes wide,
"What...?" Mori looked at me,
"Seriously?"
"Yeah." Kaoru blushed,
"Then my brother just got a..." he crossed his arms, looking kind of irritated,
"Dude! That's so unfair! He lost his virginity before me!" Riley tilted her head to the side,
"Well, he didn't penetrate her or anything... at least I don't think so... so technically he still has his cherry." Mori took out his phone and handed it to me,
"Ask them." I nodded and took his phone, since mine was... somewhere. I flipped it open and called Hikaru. It took a couple seconds before he picked up,
"Hello?"
"Hey Hikaru! It's me, your awesome buddy Riley!"
"Uh, hi. Why're you using Mori's phone?"
"Because mine's in Narnia. Now, are you a virgin?"
"What?"
"Have you had sex before?"
"... No?"
"YOU SAID THAT LIKE A QUESTION! YOU FUCKED DAKOTA!"
"No, I didn't."
"YES YOU DID! YOU WERE ALL LIKE 'OHHH YEAAAHHHH' AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE 'OHHHH YEAAAHH' AND THEN YOU JIZZED ALL OVER THE PLACE!"
"No. That's not how it went at all." Hikaru said, sighing heavily. I pouted,
"Well then... how did it go?"
"We didn't have actual sex... let's say that." He said before hanging up. I closed the phone and looked up at Mori,
"He hung up on me..." I said, disappointed. Kaoru took his own phone out,
"Here, I'll call him..."
"No, don't! I wanna talk to him!" I whined. Kaoru pouted,
"Why?"
"Because he's my BEST FRIEND." I said, grabbing Kaoru's phone. Kaoru snatched it back,
"DON'T STEAL MY PHONE!"
"I'LL DO WHATEVER I WANT!"
"NO."
"YES."
Mori grabbed my shoulder and grabbed Kaoru's shoulder. We both instantly shut up and looked up at the big scary man. Kyouya sighed and walked away, taking out his phone and mumbling something about Dakota. I shuddered, looking up at Mori. Kaoru looked away. Mori grabbed us both and threw us over his shoulders. Kaoru and I looked at each other before engaging in a hissy fight, slapping each other and growling random insults. I grabbed some of his hair and tugged on it. Kaoru grabbed my hair and pulled it in return. Mori jumped up and down a couple times, shaking us around until we stopped. My head accidently went colliding with Kaoru's and we both whined,
"Ow, Mori~!" I whined, rubbing my forehead. Kaoru rubbed his as well,
"I'm gonna get a bruise, now!" Mori brought us up some stairs and threw us in a room, before locking the door. I heard him talk on the other side,
"Get along." He said, before we heard him walking downstairs. Kaoru and I sat on the floor, before looking at each other. I grinned,
"Hey Kaoru~."
"What?"
I moved closer to him,
"You're sexay!" I said. Kaoru nodded,
"I know." He said, looking down his shirt. I smirked,
"Yup. Your boobies are amazing." Kaoru grabbed his "boobies",
"Hell yeah. They're the best."
((Hikaru's POV :1 Hour Later))
When Dakota and I finally came back to Riley's mansion, everybody except for Riley and Kaoru were sitting in the living room watching Dr. Sexy. Tamaki had the remote. Kyouya was asleep. Mori was getting close. Tamaki was wide awake, tears leaking out his eyes,
"Why can't they just get along...?" he whispered, as he scooped more yogurt into his mouth. I lifted a plastic bag,
"Dakota and I bought ice-cream." Mori lifted his head slightly,
"Hm?"
"Ice-cream." Dakota said, walking over to him and handing him a small container of cookie dough ice-cream and a spoon. Mori opened the ice-cream and began eating it. Tamaki grabbed a giant container of chocolate ice-cream and began to eat it. We woke up Kyouya but he didn't want any. While Dakota and I were putting the rest of the ice-cream away, Dakota said,
"I think Riley knows what we did."
"What? How can she know?"
"Because I told her about my chap stick thing." She said. I put more ice-cream into the freezer,
"What chap stick thing?" Dakota shrugged her shoulders, sitting down and drinking some water,
"Well, whenever I'm finished... you know..."
"Doing cool things? To my dick?" I responded. She nodded,
"Sure. Well, whenever I'm done doing that kind of stuff with my mouth, I put chap stick on for some reason. It just makes my mouth and lips feel really dry." I walked over to her and kissed her. When I pulled away, I smiled and shook my head,
"Nope. Not dry." Dakota blushed,
"Put away the ice-cream, man slave." I rolled my eyes,
"Fine, bitch."
"Okay skank."
"Whore."
"Jerk."
"Cock sucker."
"Butt licker."
"I love you!"
"I love you, too!" we both laughed and I put away the rest of the ice-cream, because Dakota was busy being lazy. Once we (I) was done, we left the kitchen and began looking around for Kaoru, because our little party wasn't complete. It felt weird. We were walking around Riley's mansion before we heard something that sounded a lot like Kaoru. Moaning. Dakota raised an eyebrow,
"Da fuck?" we followed the noise until we came up to a door. We put our ears to it and listened to hear a bed squeaking and Kaoru making noises,
"O-ow, that hurts! I shouldn't bend this way! O-ohh... ow..."
"Suck it up, pussy. We're almost done." We heard Riley say. Our eyes widened,
"They got back together...?" I whispered. Dakota shrugged,
"I don't know, I guess... wow, I guess Riley's rough..." she whispered back. My hand went on the doorknob and I tried to twist it. It was locked. Dakota got down on her knees and took something out of her pocket. It looked like a pocket knife. I raised an eyebrow,
"Why do you carry that around?"
"My daddy's in the Mafia, Hikaru. Gotta be safe." She replied simply. She fiddled with the lock with her little knife thing until the lock broke and the door could be simply pushed open and closed. I lightly pushed the door open to reveal Riley and Kaoru. On a bed. They looked like a pretzel, since they were playing Twister. Dakota stood up, putting her knife away,
"Why on the bed, of all things? There's a lot of floor here."
"We tried it on the floor, but I kept falling and hurting myself. So we started playing on the bed. Now whenever I fall, I just giggle because the bed's really comfy." Kaoru said, pushing Riley away and getting off the bed. Riley was laying on the Twister mat,
"Oh, rejection. I thought we were gonna keep playing! I almost won! You were about to fall, again." Kaoru walked over to Dakota and I,
"Get Mori to play with you. You guys can play naked Twister." Kaoru teased, before leaving Riley in the room and going with us. We heard Riley mutter,
"We kissed once." The three of us walked down the halls and down the stairs and out the door.
((Later))
We were all at my place. We were in mine and Kaoru's bedroom, playing on the Wii. Well, Kaoru and I were playing and Dakota was watching, waiting her turn. Kaoru and I were standing up, playing Mario Kart. Kaoru chuckled and I raised an eyebrow,
"What's so funny?"
"Oh, nothing..." Kaoru said, before pushing me across the room with his hip. Dakota laughed,
"Haha, Kaoru. You have a fat ass." Kaoru nodded,
"Yes I do." I got up and walked over to them. I dropped my Wii Wheel and jumped on my brother, pinning him to the floor and sitting on him. Kaoru wrapped his arms around my neck and pulled me down, before rolling us so he was on top. We continued our rolling. Dakota was watching and smirking,
"Hey guys?"
"What?" we said in unison, looking over at her and stopping. Dakota leaned back,
"I like yaoi." Kaoru and I raised our eyebrows,
"What?" we asked, confused. Then we saw our position and blushed darkly. I crawled off my slightly younger brother and stumbled over to Dakota. I sat next to her and Kaoru was still laying on the floor. Dakota wrapped an arm around my shoulders,
"Wassup, babe?" she said in a deep voice. I looked over at her,
"You're not the penis in this relationship." She nodded,
"Yes I am. I'm totally the penis in this relationship." Then Riley ran in. We looked at her, "Riley? What're you doing here?" She glared at us,
"You guys totally ditched me and then I felt left out. So then I ran over here and then my posse of people followed me. Right guys?" She asked, turning her head behind her. Then everyone else walked in. So much for being alone and having some privacy. Riley walked up to Kaoru and flicked his forehead, "The next time you're gonna ditch me, at least have the decency to not take the ice-cream with you. That's like, the biggest insult in my world." He nodded,
"Sure it is..." She glared at him, crossing her arms angrily,
"Say you're sorry. Otherwise I'll mash you up." She said the last part with an English accent, imitating Gary from Misfits. Kaoru shook his head,
"Nnnno."
"Yes."
"No."
"YES."
"I dun wanna~." He sang. Riley grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and swooshed him back and forth,
"APOLOGIZE!" she lost grip on my brother and he ran out of the room, laughing maniacally,
"OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!"
THE END
(not really but ya)