Chapter 13:
::Riley's POV::
THAT DAMN KAORU STOLE MY ICE-CREAM FROM MY HOUSE AND WASN'T EVEN APOLOGIZING FOR IT! AND NOW HE WAS RUNNING AROUND, TRYING TO BE THE ELUSIVE MAN OR SOMETHING AND I WAS ANGRY! I was chasing after him, trying to at least make him apologize or something when I tripped and fell down the stairs. I held my knee, rocking back and forth slowly while saying, "Ahh….ahh….ahh…" I heard Dakota scorn playfully,
"Kaoru. You made Riley fall down the stairs."
"Sorry Dakota…" Kaoru said, sounding forlorn. I got up after a few seconds, quickly brushing myself off. It was during that time that I felt a pain in my mouth. I frowned and pressed my tongue against the sore spot in my mouth. It hurt. I pointed angrily at Kaoru,
"YOU. MADE. ME. BE. HURTED!" He pointed back,
"THAT'S. NOT. PROPER. ENGLISH!"
"STOP. YELLING. AT. ME!"
"YOU. STOP. YELLING. AT. ME!"
"BITCHES!"
"HOES!"
"SKANKS!"
"CHEESE!"
"WHIZ!"
"ADDS!"
"SEXUALITY!"
"…ew…" I nodded,
"I agree. Did you know, when Cheese Whiz is first made, it's supposed to be grey and then they use food coloring so that it's not grey?" He made a disgusted face and yelled,
"QUE ASCO!" (A/N "Que Asco" means "How Disgusting" in Spanish)
"Yes I agree." I held my chin in a thinking pose, "What were we fighting about again?" He shrugged,
"I can't remember." We looked around, "Where's everyone?" Kaoru asked. I kept looking around,
"Did they ditch us? Those bitches." We sat down on a couch, sighing boredly.
"So…what do you wanna do?" I propped my shoulders on my knees and held up my head with my hands,
"I dunno…" I thought for a second in that position for a while before I had an epiphany. I gasped, "HEY! I know what we could do."
::Dakota's POV::
Hikaru and I were standing in the hallway, talking about random stuff when Riley and Kaoru ran up to us, pulling down our pants then running away saying "OH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO~!" I looked down at Hikaru's underwear and nodded,
"I still like those panties." He had Hello Kitty underwear. He looked down at mine and didn't look very pleased,
"Yours are really boring." I scoffed,
"White underwear is the most sexiest thing since strap-on dildos." He nodded,
"Suuuure it is…" I playfully hit him and pulled up my pants.
::Mori's POV::
I was in Hikaru and Kaoru's room for some reason with Mitsukuni, Kyouya and Tamaki. Everyone else was out doing something unimportant. Riley and Kaoru ran in and quickly pulled down everyone's pants. Riley turned to me and nodded, "Nice Pokémon underpants Mori-kins~!" I blushed and quickly pulled my pants back up. She looked over her shoulder at Mitsukuni and Tamaki before giggling quietly, "Honey? You look adorable in your bunny underwear and Tamaki….that's kind of flattering but creepy." He had faces of Dakota and Riley on his underwear. She paused then burst out laughing at Kyouya, "B-B-BARNEY?" Kyouya frowned and pulled up his pants quickly. Riley and Kaoru turned to each other then pulled each other's pants down. Kaoru shrugged,
"Why do you have Spongebob underwear?" She glared at him,
"Why do you have How To Train Your Dragon underwear? Hmm?" He pulled up his pants,
"Don't judge How To Train Your Dragon." I sighed,
"Riley? Can you please put your pants back on?" She looked down and smiled,
"Hee~. Spongebob." She bent down and put her pants back on, "There. Happy Mr. Not-Allowed-To-Show-Underwear-Man." She skipped over to me, hopping on my back, "Yo wassup?"
::Riley's POV::
We were all just kinda chilling in Hikaru and Kaoru's room when Dakota and Hikaru walked in. I waved at her, "HEY! HEY DAKOTA!" She looked up, looking really tired,
"What?"
"What job did your grandpa have?" She raised an eyebrow,
"I dunno. He washed cars or something. Why? What'd your grandpa do?" I smiled,
"He was a professonal rapist." She laughed,
"WHAT?" I nodded,
"Yes. He was a professional rapist."
"Are you serious?" She asked while she was still laughing. I nodded,
"Yep. Or…I dunno. I wouldn't be surprised. My family is filled with rapists." Kyouya stopped writing in his notebook and shook his head,
"Riley? That's not good." I threw a cat shaped alarm clock at him,
"YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CAUSE YOUR FAMILY DOESN'T HAVE ANY RAPISTS!" He ducked the cat though because he's just that much of a ninja. Dakota yawned and stretched,
"I'm going home. I'm tired." Hikaru looked sad,
"Why don't you stay here tonight?" He said suggestively. Tamaki shat bricks (metaphorically of course),
"HIKARU HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER!" I scratched my head,
"You wanted to rape her and now you're calling her your daughter…that's incest isn't it?" I asked Mori who nodded. Dakota just shook her head,
"I'm going now. I would like to stay but no. Just nope." I waved,
"BYE DAKOTY!" She waved back,
"Bye Rile…your name already ends with an Y so…bye!" Then stuff happened and we all went home.
::Next Morning::
My phone woke me up at like, three in the morning. I pressed it to my ear, "WHO'S CALLING ME AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?" There was a pause,
"Riley?"
"No it's Waldo. Yes it's Riley. God…who's this?"
"It's Kyouya." I rubbed my face tiredly,
"Okay then. WHY'RE YOU CALLING ME AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR?"
"Riley? Something happened to Dakota…"