(A/N:Yes I know that this is a crossover part but whatever. They're not going to stay forever and you should've seen it coming. I mean seriously. Riley WINCHESTER? It wasn't actually planned to put them in it and they're just going to be here for this chapter and maybe the next chapter. Riley's not going to make everyone become hunters or something. They just came by to say "YOU'RE NOT DEAD" and that's about it. So…STFU!)
Chapter 17:
::Dakota's POV::
All of us were at the hospital in the waiting room, waiting for Riley to be out of surgery. It apparently wasn't that bad somehow. A whole entire building fell on her and now she wasn't dying of some internal injury. Mori was pacing and everyone else was just kind of worrying when we heard, "WHERE IS SHE?"
"Dean calm down!"
"I'M NOT CALMING DOWN! SHE COULD BE DYING!"
"SHE'S NOT DYING! DID YOU NOT HEAR THE DOCTORS?"
"I HEARD THE DOCTORS BUT-"
"Dean? They said she was in surgery. She'll be fine."
"How do you know that Sam? She's still in surgery so we won't be able to know!"
"She's Riley. She'll be fine." I walked over to the two quarrelling guys,
"Excuse me? But did you say you were looking for Riley?" The taller one nodded,
"Ya. Who are you?"
"I'm one of her friends. She's still in surgery but the doctors said that she didn't look too bad." The shorter one sighed in relief,
"Thank god…" He leaned closer to me, "When Riley's okay, I hope you realize that I'm going to flirt with you for a while." I nodded,
"Okay then you random person." Hikaru stepped between me and the random guy,
"No. It's not okay. That's my lady." He said, pointing to me. The man smirked,
"Really? Good for you." He pushed him aside,
"Now…" the taller man with flippy hair walked over to him and grabbed him,
"Dean, stop scaring ladies." "Dean" pouted,
"Aww, but she's hot."
"Ya. And taken." He said, before dragging the flirty dude away. He pointed to me,
"I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!" I waved,
"Bye bye~!" Tamaki swooshed over to me,
"My darling radiant seahorse, are you harmed?" I shook my head,
"No. And… seahorse?" Rowena smirked,
"Is that what you think she looks like?" Tamaki blushed and looked away,
"N-NO!"
-Two Hours Later-
We all walked into the room where Riley was sleeping. Those two boys from earlier came in, too. They were probably old friends of hers or something. Mori walked over to Riley's bed and looked down at her, before brushing some hair out of her face. He frowned,
"She doesn't look that bad…" he said, examining her. Dean walked over to him,
"Woah, dude. Back off." Mori raised an eyebrow, before ignoring the flirty man and looking back down at Riley. I walked up to him,
"Are you… Riley's ex-boyfriend or something?"
"WHAT? THAT'S INCEST YOU CRAZY LADY!"
"DON'T YELL AT HER!"
"SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE, BLONDIE!"
"HOW DARE YOU YELL AT THE KING!"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT YOU GAY PERSON?" I rolled my eyes,
"Guys, guys… calm down. And… Dean, I didn't know that you were Riley's father or something so please calm down."
"You sayin' I look old?" he said, placing his hands on his hips. I smirked,
"No. You look gay." The other guy walked over,
"Sorry. This is Dean and I'm Sam. We're Riley's cousins." Dean nodded,
"Yeah. Her cousins… bitch."
"Asshat."
"Cu-"
"Dean, enough." Sam said, glaring at his shorter companion. I pointed to them,
"Are you two brothers or something?"
"Yeah, I'm the older one." Dean said, standing proudly. Hikaru and Kaoru walked over to me, each standing on either sides of me,
"We're brothers, too!" they said in unison. Dean scoffed,
"OH MY GOD NO WAY I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE LOVERS." Kaoru flinched,
"Dude, that's just wrong."
"Yeah man, I love my little bro but not like… that." Hikaru said, making hip-thrusting movements. Kaoru nodded,
"Ya. No bow-chicka-wow-wow between us." I simply snickered and muttered,
"Unless you're in the host club…" Dean made a face,
"…that's kind of gross." Riley moaned,
"This feels….really weird…PENIS!" She opened her eyes and nodded, "Yep. I feel better now that I got that out of my system." She sat up a little and her eyes widened when she saw Sam and Dean. She threw her hands in the air, "SAM! DEAN!" She looked up and saw that her hands were all wrapped up. She didn't even have any fingers. They were just little balls on the ends of her arms. She frowned, "The fuck…" Dean and Sam walked to her side,
"Riley! You're okay!" Sam said happily. She nodded,
"Course I'm okay. Ima Winchestah." She pointed her nub hand at Dean, "Did you get an STD yet?" He shook his head,
"No not yet. I'm really trying." She laughed and tried to grab the remote on her side table but because she had no fingers, she couldn't grab it. She glared at the remote,
"DICKS!"
"Can you stop screaming words for male genitalia everywhere?" Sam asked her. She shook her head,
"NOPE!" Then another man ran in,
"I made it." Riley threw her hands in the air,
"CASTIEL~!" He gave her a small wave,
"Hi Riley. I heard about what happened and then I came over." She nodded,
"I can see that." I raised an eyebrow,
"Now who's he? Your grandpa?" She shook her head,
"No. He's not my professional rapist grandpa. He's just my BFF forever forever." I nodded,
"Okay then…" The Castiel guy walked over to where me and the others were standing. I extended my hand,
"I'm Dakota."
"I know."
"…Creepy but okay." We shook hands and turned back to Riley. Mori walked over to her and smiled just slightly,
"How are you?" he asked. Riley stuck her tongue out at him,
"Awesome." Kyouya sighed heavily,
"It's impolite to stick your tongue out at people, Rilia."
"When did you become my mother?" she said, an eyebrow raised. Then she gasped,
"HOLY SHIT MY MOM GOT A SEX CHANGE! SHE LOOKS LIKE KYOUYA!" she yelled, pointing at Kyouya with her nub. I rolled my eyes,
"Riley, you just woke up from surgery. Do you think that all the yelling is really necessary?" I asked, taking a tube of chap stick from my pocket and putting some on my lips. Kyouya snatched my chap stick away from me,
"AGAIN?" he hollered. I rolled my eyes,
"Do you honestly think that I would give mah man a blow job in the hospital? I mean, seriously. I haven't even left this room. Is it a crime to have dry lips? NO. IT'S NOT." Kyouya growled and threw my chap stick in the garbage. My jaw dropped,
"DUDE, NOT COOL! THAT STUFF TASTED LIKE VANILLA COCA-COLA!" Hikaru sighed heavily and dug in his pockets before handing me something,
"Here, take mine." I took the chap stick and examined it. It wasn't even flavoured. I threw the chap stick at him,
"You lame-ass boyfriend. You don't even carry around flavoured chap stick." Kaoru pulled out his chap stick,
"Use mine~!" he sang. I took his chap stick and looked at it. Strawberry flavoured. I grinned,
"Thanks, Moo-Kao! You're mah new BFF!" I put the chap stick on. Hikaru grabbed it,
"You just had an indirect kiss with my brother." I rolled my eyes,
"Suck it up, he doesn't get sex."
"NEITHER DO I!" I glared at him,
"Are you seriously gonna bring up our non-existent sex life now?" Riley raised her nubs,
"OKAY PEOPLE CALM DOWN!"
"Non-existent sex life, eh?" Dean said, sliding over to me,
"So… you're a virgin?" I nodded,
"Yeah. Go ahead, laugh."
"I'm not laughing. I'm excited." Castiel sighed,
"Dean, please don't do anything to her. Let's not forget I can see what you're thinking about."
"… Whaaa?" the boys all said, looking at Castiel. Castiel turned to them,
"Oh, I'm an ang-" Sam threw a box of tissue at him,
"Shut up, Cas." Castiel gave Sam a straight face,
"That was highly unnecessary." Dean scoffed,
"Anyways, so what if you can do… that? What if I want you to see?" Castiel grimaced,
"Ugh, you're sick." Sam threw more tissue boxes,
"GUYS!" Castiel and Dean looked over at him,
"What?" they asked in unison. Sam gave them a sharp glare, telling them silently to SHUT THE FUCK UP. There was something strange about this group, but I couldn't quite place it. Kaoru smirked,
"So, is Dean your boyfriend or something?" he said, gesturing to Dean and Castiel. Castiel shook his head,
"No, he's my man friend. 27 may be young, but he's no boy." My mouth fell open,
"You're twenty seven?" Dean nodded,
"Yeah. You like?" he said, smirking and raising his eyebrows suggestively. Hikaru shook his head, wrapping his arms around my waist,
"She shouldn't. She just had her sixteenth birthday." Dean smirked,
"Ah, school girls… eh?" Riley glared at him,
"Dean, no!" Rowena stepped forward,
"Well, this is weird." Honey ran over to Riley's bed and hopped on it,
"RYE-CHAN! I MADE YOU A CUPCAKE!" he said, handing her a cupcake. Riley tried to grab the cupcake with her nubs, but she couldn't and it fell onto the bed, smearing the icing everywhere. Riley's eyes lit up with anger,
"FUUUUUUUUUUUU-"
"It's okay, Rye-chan! We have more!" Mori walked over with a tupperware container filled with cupcakes. He held one close to Riley's face and she bit it, getting blue icing all over her face. Mori took the cupcake away and nibbled on it.
Riley got FIERCE. She glared at her overly tall boyfriend,
"You… ASSBUTT!" she said, flailing her nubs around. She started smashing the leftover cupcakes,
"WHAT'S WITH THESE DUCKS?" Honey's eyes filled with tears,
"You… you destroyed the cupcakes…" he burst into tears and latched onto Mori,
"WE WORKED SO HARD ON THOSE!" he wailed. Riley looked up at Honey and Mori, now that she had finished mooshing the cupcakes. She looked sad,
"…" she jumped off the bed,
"I'M SO SORRY! DON'T HATE ME, DON'T HATE ME!" she begged. Honey stopped crying and looked at Riley,
"… Well… we can always eat the cupcake mush…" he suggested.
"Way ahead of you, kid." Dean said, before scarfing down the mush. We all stared at him in disgust. Rowena looked over at Dean,
"…Well I do enjoy mush…"
Rowena stuck her index finger into some of the mush and popped it in her mouth,
"Tastes good, man." She said simply before sticking her finger in the mush again. Dean stopped and stared at Rowena with a stern face,
"Dude. No double dipping." Riley raised an eyebrow,
"Oh what, are you gunna get girl cooties?" Dean smiled,
"Shut up. At least I can pick stuff up and I don't have a blue beard." She frowned,
"I can too pick stuff up." She smooshed the cupcake mush even more trying to grab it. She glared at it, "Well…shut up Dean. You're a man whore and you're stupid."
"Riley? Can you stop picking on Dean? And Dean, can you stop picking on Riley?" Sam asked us both. Dean turned and glared at his brother,
"Shut up bitch."
"Jerk."
"Can you two stop having a lover's quarrel?" Riley asked as she tried to wipe off the blue beard with her nubs.
And then….ABRUPT ENDING OF THE CHAPTER!