::Chapter 17 and a Half::
((You don't have to read this. This is just something that's here for the lolz))
(("One One One One" = in bad fanfictions, instead of "!" you'll see "1111" so that's what that means))
::Riley's Dream::
I couldn't believe that Edward didn't love me. I loved him so much it hurt my heart every time I wasn't with him. I just had to have him. I'd kill anyone to have him. And he was in love with that bitch…Dakota. It made me very tumors. So I decided, that I'd have to kill her. I got out of bed and ran downstairs. I lived alone because, you see, my dad came home one day and shot my mom, my sister, my brother, my maids and then shot himself. I wasn't at home when it happened so I was the only one saved. I didn't like myself. I didn't know why I was blessed with such good looks. All the boys wanted me, except for Edward. I hated myself for that. I just wanted to be a normal girl with normal looks and a normal body. I didn't want to be so special. I was so special, I had my own blood type thingy. My blood type was S7.489PB and J and a half. Whenever I got too angry, my eyes turned a beautiful ruby color that everyone seemed to be attracted to. And my hair and eyes changed color with my mood. Right now, my eyes were the ruby red and my hair was emerald green. I ran to Dakota's house with my lightening fast speed (you see, the Flash was my father) and I knocked on her door (my uncle is the Incredible Hulk so I had to concentrate on not breaking the door). She answered, "Ohai Riley. What're you doing here?" Then I got so angry at her, I punched in her the face with my K25 Cup boob,
"YOU DICK FACE YOU STOLE MAH MAN ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE! YOU STOLE MAH EDWARD CULLEN FROM ME ONE ONE ONE ONE ONE!"
"YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY HIKARU FROM ME? ONE ONE ONE?" I nodded,
"YES! I AM! ONE ONE ONE ONE!" She gasped,
"YOU MAKE ME VERY TUMORS! ONE ONE ONE ONE!" I slapped her in the face with my foot,
"I HATE YOU!" And then she died because of my beautifying blinding light. That's when I realized it. I didn't love Edward, I loved Dakota. I kneeled by her body, "OH MY LOVE! I'M SO SORRY I KILLED YOU! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" I heard her say in the distance from somewhere,
"I'm sorry. I don't like Yuri…"
I woke up from my dream and looked around. Sam, Dean and Castiel were in chairs on the other side of the room, sleeping. Well, I think that Castiel was sleeping. It was hard to say. I didn't think he even sleeped. Mori was sleeping by my bed in a chair too. Honestly, it didn't look that comfy. I sighed and tried to go back to sleep, trying to not think about my bad fanfiction dream.