Chapter 18:

::Riley's POV::

After I woke up that morning, Sam and Dean were yelling at each other about something and Castiel wasn't even around. Mori was still there, just kind of sitting around and he gave me pudding~. After he gave me the pudding, I had to do the family tradition. I stood up and said, "Imagine I just pulled down mah pants." Then I threw my nubs in the air, "PUDDING!" Dean patted my shoulder approvingly,

"Good job in upholding the family tradition."

"It's not a tradition," Sam said, "you taught her when she was 3 years old and no one else in the family does it. It's just a Riley and Dean tradition." I stuck my tongue out at him,

"Shut up Sam. If you did it, then it would be the start of a family tradition." He shook his head,

"I'm not doing it." I sat back down in my bed, trying to pick up my spoon with my nubs,

"Fine you party pooper." Mori walked over to me and picked up the spoon, getting some pudding on it. I opened my mouth REALLY WIDE and Mori stuck the spoon in. Just then, Dakota, Rowena, and some other chick came in. The random chick was pushing Dakota around in her chair. I waved my nubs everywhere,

"HEY!" Dean winked at Dakota,

"Heyy." He said flirtatiously. Dakota winked back,

"Sup?" he puffed his chest out proudly,

"Just bein' awesome. You?"

"Being awesomer." Sam coughed,

"Is that even a word?" he asked. I glared at him,

"If Dakota says it's a word, it's a word." Dakota nodded,

"Yeah, I'm a dictionary now." Kyouya stepped in as well,

"Danyka, we need to get back to your house."

"STFU, Kyouya." Dakota snapped at her cousin. Kyouya sighed,

"But, we do need to get home…" I wiggled my eyebrows,

"Yous gonna go make loooove?" Dakota grimaced,

"What? No. That's gross, and incest-like." Kyouya nodded,

"Plus, I have a girlfriend."

"SINCE WHEN?" I freaked out. Kyouya pointed to the random chick,

"Since I've been crushing on her since elementary school. Her name is Alexis." She waved. I waved back,

"Hola Alexio." Rowena coughed,

"By the way, I have some news."

"Oh really?" Dakota said, turning to face her. The brunette nodded,

"Ya. I have a date later, so I can't stay long."

"You have a date? Wowee. With who? Tamaki? Kaoru? Honey? Please don't say Honey." I said. Rowena shook her head,

"I'm not a pedophile. It's Nekozawa." We all stared at her for a minute. I smirked,

"He's blonde."

"Yes, he is."

"And he has a weird cat fetish."

"His family worships cats, he doesn't get any sexual benefits from cats." Rowena stated. I rolled my eyes,

"Whatevs. He still lieks cats." Dakota crossed her arms,

"And since when is liking cats a bad thing?" I rolled my eyes,

"I was talking about Nekozawa. Not you and your three cats." Everybody else from the host club came in and Hikaru took over holding Dakota's chair. Dakota looked up,

"I can't walk." She said. Hikaru nodded,

"I know. That's why you're in a wheelchair." He said, rocking the chair back and forth. Dakota smiled,

"Hey, wanna push me down the halls really really fast?"

"Hell yes." He said, before Dakota and the twins left to go play sick-people bowling. I pouted,

"I wanna do that…" Mori shook his head,

"No, you'll get in trouble."

"Then why don't you go stop them?"

"Because their actions don't concern me." He said. Honey ran out,

"I wanna play, too Kota-chan!"

"Now do they concern you?"

"Yes." Mori said, before strutting away. I giggled,

"Lolz, he's so manly." Rowena smirked,

"If he sways his hips any more he's gonna break something." Alexis giggled and Kyouya took her away,

"Come on, we have to get going." Tamaki floated over to my side, and handed me a rose,

"How are you, darling?" I bit the stem of the rose, since I couldn't hold it with my hands,

"Lolz, I look Spanish." Tamaki grinned,

"And women of Spanish origin are always gorgeous…"

"Unless they're fat." Dean said. Sam was sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, flipping through a book. I looked over at him,

"Whatcha readin'?" he lifted his book,

"The Bible." I rolled my eyes,

"Gay. Lame. Boring. Stupid. Fucking retarded. God sucks. Fuck God. He's Lame. Boring. Gay."

Castiel came out of the bathroom,

"What did you just say?"

"Dude, were you taking the longest shit ever?" I asked. Castiel tilted his head to the side,

"I don't understand that reference."

"It's not a reference to any- you know what, angels are stupid." Sam threw a tissue box at me. I blinked,

"I mean, ANGLES are stupid! ANGLES!" Dean air high-fived me,

"I hate math, too."

"WHEEEEE~! PUSH HARDER!" we heard Dakota yell. We all looked out the door to see Hikaru and Dakota go by really fast, Hikaru pushing her. I smirked,

"At first I thought they finally had sex. But then I was wrong." Kaoru walked in, panting heavily,

"They're too fast for me…" he said. I smirked,

"You'd think that you and Hikaru would have the same stamina and whatnot. But nope." Kaoru shook his head,

"During the weekends I watch TV. Hikaru likes to go play outside." I giggled,

"Do you guys have a playground or something in your yard?"

"Yeah. Why?" he asked. I flinched,

"That was a joke."

"It was? Oh…" he scratched the back of his head,

"Well… we do have a playground. Hikaru likes to play on the swings. I like the slides. It's getting old now, though. We've had it since we were five." Dakota and Hikaru came back in the room, Hikaru was panting and Dakota was giggling lightly,

"That was fun." She said. Hikaru walked to the front of the wheelchair, lifted Dakota up, sat on the chair, and made Dakota sit on his lap. Dakota frowned,

"You stole mah seat…"

"Stop whining…" he breathed, before tilting his head back and falling asleep. Kaoru smirked,

"He's tired."

"No way." Dakota said, grabbing one of Hikaru's hands and playing with his fingers. I got out of my hospital bed and walked over to Dakota,

"Hey. Hey Dakota."

"What?"

"I CAN WALK AND YOU CAN'T! HAHA!" Dakota glared at me,

"That's just cold." She said. Tamaki walked over to us and stroked Dakota's hair,

"Yes, it is very insensitive to point the fact out that Dakota cannot walk or do anything with her legs." I grinned,

"Like have sex?"

"Sex doesn't have anything to do with legs!" Dakota said, poking me in my belly button. I scoffed,

"Like you'd know. Virgin." Dakota blushed,

"Don't bring my virginity into this!"

"You don't know what it feels like to have a penis in you."

"Shut up!"

"You haven't had an orgasm before."

"Riley, I'm warning you-"

"What? You'll kick me with your useless legs?"

"Well Riley I'm sorry that I've never had sex. I'm sorry that I'm saving myself." She said, crossing her arms. Dean and Sam stood up,

"What?" Dean yelled. Sam threw the Bible on the floor and walked over to me, turning me around,

"You're not a virgin…?" he said, his eyes wide. Dean walked over, glaring at me,

"WHO WAS HE? I'LL RIP HIS DICK OFF AND SHOVE IT UP CASTIEL'S ASS!"

"That's not very nice." Castiel said. Dakota grinned,

"Yup, she's gotten laaaaiiiid." Sam looked at her,

"And you haven't?"

"Unless I've been getting raped in my sleep, no. I haven't." she said, playing with Hikaru's fingers again. Apparently they were fascinating or something. Sam and Dean turned back to me,

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN! YOU'RE NOT EVEN 17 YET!" Dean yelled. I shook my head,

"Dakota's a liar. She's just PMSing because she can't walk." I nudged Dakota's shoulder with my elbow, "Right? Right?" She shook her head,

"Nope. I'm telling the whole truth." I frowned,

"We're talking metaphorically."

"How is there a metaphor for getting laid?" Sam asked. I licked my lips nervously,

"Well uh…there was this…uh…meme on the Internet and it had a…penis whale and he uh…fucked something because he liked….vaginas so um….the metaphor is….don't be a penis whale." Dean made a face,

"That made no sense." I ran into the bathroom yelling,

"YES IT DOES!" I quickly locked the door and hid in there for a while. I heard Dean yell,

"IT WAS YOU WASN'T IT?" I listened closely and heard Tamaki yell,

"NO IT WASN'T ME!"

"DON'T LIE TO ME!" Dean yelled back.

"IT WASN'T TAMAKI!" Dakota yelled. I sat in the bathroom a little longer until I heard Dean yell,

"THEN IT WAS YOU!"

"…What?" I heard Mori ask. I giggled quietly. This was kinda funny. Worrisome ya because I didn't want Mori's dick to be chopped off and shoved up Castiel's ass but you know. Still fun. After a few minutes of waiting again, I heard a knock on the door,

"Riley? Dean and I believe you now." I got up and walked to the door when I realized something. I wasn't able to open the door. I frowned,

"Sam? I can't open the door…"

"What?" I nodded,

"Yep. Can't open it. It's a stupid circle knob and my hands are stupid and I can't open the door. It's impossible." I heard some shuffling and then Dean said,

"Riley? Back away from the door." I did as I was told and sat on the toilet. Then he kicked down the door. Dakota clapped,

"Yay~!" I walked out of the bathroom,

"Thanks Dean. It was kind of weird in there." Dean put his hands on my shoulders,

"Now, you're telling the truth about the whole virgin thing right?" I nodded,

"Yep. That's the whole truth. My cherry has not been popped. It's all good. It's unpenetrated down there. In that place. Down there." It was quiet for a second (except for Hikaru's snoring but you know) before Sam said,

"I don't believe you right now." I rolled my eyes,

"Of course you don't…" Dean frowned,

"I don't believe you either actually. NOW WHO STOLE YOUR VIRGINITY! WE TOLD YOU TO STAY PURE UNTIL YOU'RE MARRIED!" My mouth dropped,

"YOU TOLD ME THAT WHEN I WAS LIKE, FIVE! IT DOESN'T COUNT!"

"STILL COUNTS!" I shook my head,

"Nope." Rowena rubbed her temples,

"Can you guys stop yelling? I don't want a headache for my date that's in…" she checked her watch, "right now. I've gotta go." She quickly waved and ran out. We paused for a minute before Dean continued his angry yelling,

"WHO DID YOU HAVE COITUS WITH?"

"YOU'RE ALLOWED TO SAY SEX AROUND ME! You only had to say 'coitus' when I was like, nine."

"OLD HABITS DIE HARD!"

"I'M A VIRGIN!"

"She's telling the truth." Castiel said quietly from behind us. We turned and faced him. Sam raised his eyebrows,

"What?" He nodded,

"Ya. She is." Dean and Sam frowned before sighing,

"Okay. You're a virgin now." Sam said. Dean made some weird hand gestures,

"You're re-virgintized."

"Castiel just confirmed that I'm a virgin."

"Well….now you're purer than pure." Dean said as he went and sat down. I smiled at Castiel, trying to look thankful. He probably didn't understand but whatever. Dakota poked Hikaru's cheek,

"Can you get off mah seat? I wanna go do stuff." He just let out a quiet grunt and that was about it. Dakota crossed her arms, "He's not getting off…" Tamaki hit Hikaru's head,

"GET OFF MY DAUGHTER'S SEAT!" Hikaru woke up with a start, looking around quickly,

"Wha?"

"Hikaru? Can you get off my chair?" He blinked before he realized what was going on. He nodded,

"Ya okay." Hikaru looked at his brother,

"Help." Kaoru nodded and walked over. Dakota held her hands out and Kaoru grabbed them, lifting her up and letting her hang on his shoulder uselessly. Hikaru got off of the wheelchair and Kaoru dropped Dakota back down into it. Dakota bounced a bit,

"Feels nice to not sit on Hikaru's scrawny legs."

"HEY!" Hikaru yelled, pointing a finger at her accusingly. He looked down at his legs,

"They're not scrawny…" he said. Kaoru nodded,

"Yeah, when you call him scrawny, you're saying that I'm scrawny!" he said. Dakota's eyes widened and she turned her chair around before scooting away. Hikaru ran after her,

"BITCH!"

"DICK!" Kaoru sighed and walked over to my hospital bed, laying on it and closed his eyes. I glared at him,

"Does falling asleep in the most random places run in your family or something?"

"Yup." Kaoru said bordely. Dean walked over to him and shoved him out of the bed, so he fell on the hard floor,

"Get off of Riley's bed."

"I don't need it, it's okay." I said. Kaoru moaned and stood up, rubbing his forehead,

"Thanks Riley…"

"Hey, you're my ex. I love you. Just not like that anymore."

"Yeah, yeah we've been through this before…" Kaoru said, laying back down on the bed and closing his eyes again. Sam freaked out,

"HE'S YOUR EX? THAT SCRAWNY LITTLE-"

"Can you guys please stop it with the scrawny? It's mean." Kaoru said, acting all offended. I snickered,

"Have you even seen you and your brother shirtless? You have no features, it's really funny." Kaoru sat up, his face red,

"THAT'S MEAN!"

"Well it's true." I said, shrugging. I turned to my cousins,

"And before you say anything, I saw them shirtless because on our first date we went to Mexico and we hung out at the beach."

"He took you to Mexico for your first date?" Dean asked, shocked. I nodded,

"Yuppers."

"Where did that Mori guy take you?"

"Uh… the regular beach."

"HE SHOULD BE SHOWERING YOU IN DIAMONDS WHAT THE FUCK?" Dean hollered, looking over at Mori. Mori shrugged and walked over to me, taking some money out of his pocket and letting it fall on my head,

"I don't have any diamonds right now, so here…" I tried to grab the money, but my FUCKING NUBS wouldn't let me. I was displeased. Mori picked up the fallen money and walked back to his previous spot. Dakota wheeled back in,

"Sup niggers?"

"Where did you go?" Kaoru asked. Dakota held up a soda,

"Soda." Hikaru came back in, holding a soda as well,

"We yelled for a while, then the nurses got angry. So we whisper-yelled and got soda. Now we're back." Hikaru stated. I gasped,

"You guys aren't getting a divorce are you?"

"No, not today." Dakota said. Just then, the doctor came back in,

"Rilia?"

"Sup, doc?" I asked. The doctor flipped through some papers he had on his clipboard,

"You can go home now." I threw my nubs in the air,

"PUDDING!"

"… Okay." The doctor said, before leaving. Dakota wheeled her way over to me,

"You can come back home now~!" I nodded,

"YAY!" I sat on her lap and we wheeled out of the room,

"WOOHOOO~!" Hikaru ran after us,

"LEMME PUSH YOU!" and then we had fun.