Ok, yes I didn't post the past two days because I am tired. I tried making a new chapter but my bed was just calling my name, and I couldn't deny it. sorry. anyway, there will be at least one lemon before I finish this, because who doesn't love lemons? anyway, what are you doing wasting time reading this when you could be reading this story, enjoy :)

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"Ok, now all I ask for is one day without any death threats, is that so hard to ask for?" Hiccup asks and the Healer laughs. its been a day since the fight, and all Hiccup wants is at least one day with peace in it. the Healer starts sewing up Hiccups cuts, which he has a lot of.

"I think you should learn how to not be cut so many damn times" He says and hiccup glares at him, but it is true. maybe Erit will help him out again, even though there isn't a reason to.

"If it weren't for me you wouldn't be here" Hiccup says, still glaring at the healer, in which he stops with Hiccups wounds and stares back at him. "If it weren't for me you would have been dead, so who wins this argument?" He says and Hiccup looks down, pouting, because he got his ass kicked in a argument. if only Astrid were here, then maybe the healer would be beaten down by words.

he finishes with Hiccups cuts and Hiccup walks out, finally done with that, now all he needs is a shirt. luckily, no women look at him when he walks around the village with no shirt, because they know Astrid would stab their eyes out, so he doesn't mind going no shirt, showing off his muscles to himself.

Hiccup shakes his head, his head throbbing from last night. partying hours after falling thirty feet, almost dying isn't the best thing you could ever do. the only thing he remembers from last night was when he got up and started singing some random song and embarrassed himself in front of everyone, no one cared because everyone was already too drunk to really care, and besides many others have had embarrassing moments from last night. Fishlegs thinking his hand was his wife was most likely the funniest of the night.

Toothless runs to Hiccup and jumps on him, and they fall down a hill Hiccup just struggled to get up, they fall luckily with Toothless on the ground.

"Toothless, out of all the times you could freaking jump on me, you choose right after I climb a huge hill?" Hiccup asks and Toothless nods, and Hiccup glares at him. luckily the saddle is on Toothless so he climbs up on the dragon, and they soar to the skies.

"Your lucky your a little useful right now, or we wouldn't be flying right now" Hiccup jokes as Toothless heads higher and higher, trying to reach his sky limit. Hiccup is almost certain if it were possible, Toothless would fly off the planet, but that's crazy talk.

They go straight down, trying to preform a double cannon ball. toothless lets his tounge out and they head straight for the water. right before they hit water, Hiccup jumps off Toothless, and they both go in the water.

"yeah yeah you had your fun, now lets walk home, I have business to take care of" Hiccup says and Toothless nods, before the get to shore and start walking home, hiccup hopes they get home before dark.

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the next morning

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"I challenge you to a race" Ruffnut and Erit says to Hiccup and Astrid, of course they accept and walk out to Toothless

"What are our chances of winning?" Hiccup asks and Astrid laughs while slugging him in the arm, and Hiccup pulls his arm back, for once her punch hurts, well she may wanna be strong, because tonight it is the day they get busy.

"we are going to win, we are the haddoks, we always win" Astrid says, hopping onto Toothless, waiting for Hiccup to get on. considering everything that has happened, he didn't win because he's a haddock, he won everything from sheer luck, and his luck twindles down by the second. he hops onto Toothless, who is eager to simply start flying, today is already looking better than the last. Erit rides right up to them and stops, staring at them with that smirk as Hiccup nervously laughs. first one to the high rock wins.

They start off, with Erit gaining the lead, because Toothless was too distracted with a butterfly to know the race started. Astrid grabs onto Hiccup as they take ofgf, because Toothless heads staright up, no slant no nothing. Ruffnut looks back at them as she holds onto Erit, and they go down to the fog, unable to be seen.

"They are beating us" Astrid says and Hiccup nods, but she thumps his head. "Do some trick that will give us the lead, we aren't losing to them" Astrid says and Hiccup laughs as he pulls a lever, and they go into a spiral, heading down on a slant. gainging speed in the process. Astrid grips Hiccup even harder because these moves aren't exactly pleasant unless your Hiccup. Dumb hot jackass he is.

Erit pops back up as Hiccup gets in front of them, as the rock comes in sight, a very far sight away.

Toothless goes side by side with the other dragon, as they approach the rock. just as they are about to tie it, Hiccup jumps off of Toothless, letting his make shift wings out as he falls ontop of the little island. Toothless soon falls on it, as Erit lands, helping his friend out.

"Cheater" Erit says and Astrid pokes his chest. "No, its smart" and erit laughs. Ruffnut comes back with a blanket and basket.

"This wasn't all about a race was it?" Hiccup aska and Ruffnut shakes her head. "Not at all, we wanted a double date" Ruffnut says and Astrid glares at her, in which she lauhs her ass off. but before anything else really gets to happen between this double date,

someone decides to crash the party...

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I know this is super super super super super late, sorry. its been a hell of a week, lots of sad things happening to me, id just like to say I wasn't really gonna post anything for a while, im a little devastated. but none the less im gonna again attempt to finish his story. so when I do, and it will be soon, it has an ending that wasn't planned at all. it leads to my sub plot in Luck 3, because why not. see you all soon