Pairings: Kurt/Sam, Kurt/Puck
Warnings: A little sexual stuff in this chapter. Nothing too smutty yet though.
Author's notes: The story progression in this chapter is a little slow. There's more focus on the character's thought processes. Lol I didn't even know what I was writing but I hope it's ok. Sorry I just realised my chapters look kinda short. Hope you guys like it anyway. Reviews are love!

Kurt's POV

Ok the past few days have been kind of strange. To be more specific, Puck has been acting kind of strange.

I already thought it was pretty odd that he asked me to teach him how to do the tango, especially in front of all the guys. Being seen dancing with a gay guy doesn't seem to be part of Puck's list of possible things that he might do.

Sure, he hasn't thrown me in the dumpster or really bullied me in any way. Well, he still does make stupid comments to me. But I accept it as Puck just being Puck, an idiot who doesn't mean any real harm.

But still, he has taken his 'be nicer to Kurt' thing to a whole new level. He has been sticking awfully close to me during glee practice lately. Like WAY too close. I could practically feel his body heat radiating towards me.

I would have maybe brushed it off as it being my own imagination. Maybe he had always just stood this close to people without me really noticing, but now my body just suddenly decided to have my hormones raging at full force so I would be bothered by anybody's body heat that is just a tad too close to me.

Yes I would have done just that if it weren't for the fact that he kept flirting with me! And it wasn't even nice normal flirting, like "hey babe, you look gorgeous". It was more like "I know you wanna ride my cock."

I blushed a little at the thought of that. Dumb Puck and his dumb dirty talk.

I wonder how Sam flirts. I'd imagine it'd be really sweet with a hint of shyness. He'll be a little dorky but cute nonetheless. In fact, it actually kind of adds on to his overall appeal.

And unlike most of the other jocks, he actually has a brain. Sometimes I really wonder if their brains were somehow substituted with a peanut or maybe a dick. It'll certainly explain why they act like they have an IQ of 0 and an EQ of –10. Honestly, a gorilla can act more civilized than them.

Unfortunately, I would never find out how he does it. Well, I'll never get to find it out personally anyway. I sighed deeply and pushed the thought of Sam away.

Ok so back to the main question in hand. What on earth is Puck up to? Does he…does he actually really like me? Yeah, sure. Maybe in some alternate universe.

Maybe he has some ultimate scheme to somehow humiliate me. Of course that will require him to have some sort of intelligence, which again is not highly possible. He won't be able to think that far.

Hmm.. or maybe he just wants to try doing it with a guy? On one hand, it doesn't really seem like he would like guys. But on the other hand, I can picture him just wanting to enjoy both worlds. I'm pretty sure he lives mainly for sex so he probably wouldn't mind some more variety.

Yeah that seems like the most viable explanation. At least it is for now. Wait. So does he think that he can just suddenly try to get into my fabulous pants? Well, if he does he had better think again. I'm not going to be some guy's experiment to see if he likes to do it with other guys.

I can't be completely sure if that's really his motive. But I think I know how to verify my theory.

Puck's POV

If given the chance, Sam would totally kick my ass now. I smirked. Things are going according to plan.

I've never seen a guy so jealous before. He'll get so worked up that he'll definitely try to make Kurt his. Gay or not, my boy Kurt deserves some lovin'. Sam is not bad. He has the looks. He's a good guy. A little dorky but Kurt seems to like it since he wanted to be his duet partner that time. Whatever floats his boat I guess.

If I just told him to go get Kurt he might deny liking him. This method is way more effective. Not to mention way more entertaining.

It's almost time for glee. A couple of members were already at the glee club room. Tina and Mercedes were engrossed in their own gossip. Sam and Quinn were doing their own things. Finn and Rachel were being all lovey dovey. Argh. Gross.

Kurt was standing at the piano. Damn, his ass looks hot. It's no wonder Sam keeps staring at it. I walked over to him and stood just behind him, our bodies almost touching. I pretended to want to take some music score sheets from the piano.

Then out of nowhere, Kurt suddenly took a little step back and closed the gap between us. His ass was in full contact with my dick. The only things between them were our clothes. I involuntarily let out a gasp. Shit, this feels so good. I pressed myself deeper into him and started rubbing myself against him. Damn, the friction is driving me wild.

Suddenly, I heard the door opening. As if just realizing what I was doing, I quickly stepped back from him. Ok I definitely got a little too carried away. I'm just supposed to be making Sam jealous! I'm not supposed to get aroused myself!

Oh shit. I looked at Kurt but he wasn't looking at me. I followed his gaze as he looked from the door to the rest of the glee club members. Everyone was still immersed doing his or her own thing except for Quinn who was looking up with a confused look on her face.

Hey where's Sam? Oh I guess he's probably the one who opened the door and walked out. I looked over at Kurt again and saw that he had rested his gaze at where Sam was sitting. He looked pretty sad.